| June 28, 2008 | - Farmers in Britain, under attack by fuel-poaching
gangs, were creating secure collective fuel-storage compounds for their red diesel, which is used to power tractors. In West Sussex a man named Jon Ward put dogs in his garden and razor wire on his fences to keep thieves away from his heating oil. “Let the bastards try it now,” he said. “Shotgun is also at the ready.”
| Source:
The Guardian
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| August 15, 2007 | - A Massachusetts man pleaded guilty to intentionally eating glass in over a dozen restaurants to collect insurance compensation.
| Source:
AP via SFGate.com
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| April 18, 2007 | -
Representative Louie Gohmert (R., Tex.) argued against a hate crime bill from the floor of the House. “If you are going to hurt someone,” he characterized the bill as saying, “if you are going to shoot them, brutalize them, please make it a random, senseless act of violence like Virginia. Don't hate them while you hurt them.”
| Source:
Washington Post
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| March 23, 2007 | - After two black Labrador retrievers sniffed out a shipment of nearly a million black-market
DVDs in Johor, Malaysian disc pirates offered a bounty to anyone who kills the dogs, which were on loan from the Motion Picture Association of America. Lucky and Flo were subsequently moved to a safe house.
| Source:
AP via Canadian press
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| July 19, 2006 | - The president of Vietnam told reporters to “stick to their principles” and to “do their utmost in the fight against wrong-doing and crime.”
| Source:
Vietnam News
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| July 8, 2006 | - An Army reserve colonel offered to plead guilty to charges that he engaged in bribery, conspiracy, and money laundering while he was stationed in Iraq.
| Source:
New York Times
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| June 17, 2006 | -
and bBanana
rustlers were on the loose in Australia.
| Source:
Times Online
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| April 11, 2006 | - In Italy, Bernardo Provenzano, also called The Tractor, the alleged head of the Italian mafia, was arrested near Corleone in Sicily.
| Source:
BBC News
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| February 18, 2006 | - A study found that unattractive people commit more crimes.
| Source:
The Washington Post via the San Francisco Chronicle
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| July 26, 2005 | - In New York City, subway crime dropped 23 percent in the wake of random bag searches.
| Source:
WNBC.com
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| May 1, 2005 | - Laura Bush told jokes at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner. She accused her husband of attempting to milk a male horse and compared her mother-in-law to a Mafia don. “I am a desperate housewife,” she said.
| Source:
BBC News
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| March 2, 2005 | - In Bangladesh, four infants were on trial for looting, with bail set at fifty dollars per infant.
| Source:
BBC News
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| January 23, 2005 | - Israeli researchers found that ultra-Orthodox Jews are three times as likely to jaywalk as those in secular communities.
| Source: New Scientist
|
| January 6, 2005 | -
Tom DeLay was still not indicted.
| Source:
The Christian Science Monitor
|
| December 15, 2004 | - The United Nations reported that there had been widespread smuggling of oil out of Iraq under the Coalition Provisional Authority,
| Source: New York Times
|
| October 23, 2004 | - several states were threatening to jail or fine medical personnel who give flu shots to healthy people, and
| Source: British Medical Journal
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| October 15, 2004 | - Karl Rove testified before a grand jury investigating the exposure of Valerie Plame as a covert CIA officer.
| Source: Associated Press
|
| October 13, 2004 | - Police in Burlington, Ontario, were searching for someone who glued shards of glass to playground equipment.
| Source: CBC News
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| October 10, 2004 | -
Martha Stewart began her five-month prison sentence for telling lies.
| Source: Associated Press
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| October 7, 2004 | - A Washington, D.C., policeman arrested, cuffed, and jailed a woman for eating a candy bar in the subway.
| Source: Associated Press
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| September 15, 2004 | -
Martha Stewart asked for permission to begin her five-month prison sentence early instead of waiting for her appeal. Stewart said she would be sad to miss the holiday season but that it was time to reclaim her "good life. I must return to my good works."
| Source: Washington Post
|
| August 13, 2004 | - A Jelly Belly factory was robbed, and
| Source: Reuters
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| August 8, 2004 | -
Iraq's new government reinstated capital punishment and issued an arrest warrant for Ahmad Chalabi on counterfeiting charges; Salem Chalabi, Ahmad's nephew and the head of the special tribunal that will try Saddam Hussein for war crimes, was accused of murder.
| Source: Associated Press
|
| July 23, 2004 | -
Russian police broke up a summer camp for young thieves.
| Source: New York Times
|
| July 11, 2004 | - Samuel Berger, Bill Clinton's national security adviser, was in trouble for removing classified documents from the National Security Archive.
| Source: New York Times
|
| July 9, 2004 | - The Pentagon revealed that pay records of George W. Bush's National Guard service during the Vietnam War, records that might be able to establish whether he met his military obligations, were accidentally destroyed.
| Source: BBC
|
| July 2, 2004 | - More than 2,100 Florida residents were found to be wrongly included on a list of ineligible voters.
| Source: Miami Herald
|
| June 30, 2004 | - two conservative groups were caught illegally promoting Ralph Nader's presidential candidacy in Oregon.
| Source: CNN
|
| June 25, 2004 | - President George W. Bush was questioned by U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald as part of the investigation into who in the White House exposed the identity of Valerie Plame, a covert CIA operative, as part of a campaign to discredit her husband, former ambassador Joseph Wilson, who criticized the decision to conquer Iraq.
| Source: Reuters
|
| June 19, 2004 | - White House council Alberto Gonzales testified before the grand jury investigating the Valerie Plame affair.
| Source: New York Times
|
| June 16, 2004 | - The Senate agreed to expand the federal definition of hate crimes to include those committed because of "sexual orientation, gender or disability" but defeated a measure that would have eliminated funding for research into "bunker busting" mini-nukes.
| Source: New York Times
|
| June 15, 2004 | - In Los Angeles, an intruder cut off the head of Robert Lees, a 92-year-old former screenwriter (of Abbot and Costello comedies), then ran next door, head in hand, and fatally stabbed a neighbor.
| Source: Reuters
|
| June 5, 2004 | - Vice President Dick Cheney was interviewed by prosecutors investigating the illegal disclosure of a covert CIA agent's identity.
| Source: New York Times
|
| April 12, 2004 | - In Kansas City a man went on a crime spree and shot two women for wearing blue.
| Source: Associated Press
|
| April 2, 2004 | - President Bush signed a law making it a crime to harm a fetus while committing another crime.
| Source: Associated Press
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| March 25, 2004 | - The Senate passed a bill making it a crime to harm a fetus while committing a violent crime.
| Source: Associated Press
|
| March 12, 2004 | - Criminal investigations of Halliburton for its war profiteering in Iraq were ongoing; the company has acknowledged that mistakes were made.
| Source: Associated Press
|
| February 28, 2004 | - Treasury Department officials have declared that it is a criminal offense to edit writings from countries under a trade embargo, such as Cuba or Iran.
| Source: New York Times
|
| February 26, 2004 | - The chairman of the board of Smith & Wesson resigned after it was discovered that he is a convicted bank robber.
| Source: Arizona Republic
|
| February 12, 2004 | - An elderly Florida man robbed a bank to pay for his wife's medical bills.
| Source: Ananova
|
| February 11, 2004 | - A former Texas National Guard officer charged that in 1997 he overheard a superior and a Bush adviser discussing ways to "cleanse" Bush's file to remove embarrassing information. The officer said he later saw papers with Bush's name on them in a garbage can.
| Source: USA Today, New York Times
|
| February 11, 2004 | - In Finland, a sausage heir was fined $216,000 for speeding.
| Source: Reuters
|
| January 22, 2004 | - Republican staff members of the Senate Judiciary Committee were still under investigation for improperly infiltrating
Democratic computers and reading strategy memos, which were then leaked to the press. Several computers, including a server from Senator Bill Frist's office, have been confiscated by the Senate's Sergeant-at-Arms.
| Source: Boston Globe
|
| January 1, 2004 | - Six men were indicted for burning a cross in the yard of a Georgia woman who was dating a biracial man.
| Source: New York Times
|
| December 30, 2003 | - Attorney General John Ashcroft recused himself from the Justice Department investigation of the White House's
exposure of an undercover CIA agent, and a special counsel was named to oversee the inquiry.
| Source: UPI
|
| December 16, 2003 | -
Santa Claus
robbed a bank in Latrobe, Pennsylvania.
| Source: Associated Press
|
| December 11, 2003 | - A bank in suburban Baghdad was robbed of about $800,000.
| Source: New York Times
|
| November 6, 2003 | -
President Bush, surrounded by ten smiling white men in dark suits, signed a bill outlawing the rare abortion procedure known as "intact dilation and extraction." He said that America "owes its children a different and better welcome."
| Source: New York Times
|
| October 31, 2003 | - A clown robbed a bank in Virginia.
| Source: Ananova
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| October 30, 2003 | - Shropshire lads were warned by British police to stop throwing eggs or face prosecution; parents were asked to keep a close watch on the household egg supply, and police cautioned shopkeepers to be suspicious of egg-buying children.
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