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The shape we're in

From similes recently used in newspapers and magazines to describe the shapes of federal and state legislative districts.

  • Like yogurt cups
  • Like doughnuts
  • Like a crescent moon
  • Like embryos
  • Like the head of a pipe wrench
  • Like a horseshoe
  • Like a crab with two narrow claws
  • Like a ribbon of shame
  • Like the bread of a sandwich
  • Like a boomerang
  • Like a spaghetti noodle
  • Like they were drawn by a drunk with an Etch-a-Sketch
  • Like a cow’s tail
  • Like bug splats
  • Like a dragon
  • Like a fat snake
  • Like a bad restaurant-floor accident
  • Like a skewed bow tie
  • Like an upside-down swan
  • Like a tornado
  • Like Chile
  • Like a question mark
  • Like a backward C with a fat middle
  • Like a bucket of earthworms
  • Like long fingers
  • Like serpents
  • Like a gun pointed east
  • Like Rorschach tests


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