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Torch thong

By Aaron Bergh

From a 2003 police report filed by officer Aaron Bergh in Menomonie, Wisconsin, concerning a legal search of Anthony Scholfield's apartment. Scholfield was a twenty-two-year-old college student at the time of his arrest.

We knocked on the door and were met by Scholfield's female roommate. We identified ourselves and informed her we had a warrant to search Scholfield's bedroom. She then allowed us into the residence. Upon entering Scholfield's bedroom I began searching the closet. There I located several items containing numerous pairs of women's underwear. The first item was a blue plastic bag containing what was later determined to be 104 pairs of women's underwear. Next was a gray lockbox containing 41 pairs of women's underwear. The next item discovered was a shoebox containing 27 pairs of women's underwear. The next item discovered was a cardboard box containing 106 pairs of women's underwear. Next I discovered two loose pairs of women's underwear. Next I discovered a Pokemon lunchbox containing 20 pairs of women's underwear, and next I discovered a blue hardened briefcase containing 73 pairs of women's underwear. Upon searching a white dresser located next to the closet, I discovered additional pairs of women's underwear in the second drawer from the top. I discovered 185 loose pairs of women's underwear. In the third drawer from the top I discovered 130 pairs of women's underwear.

While I inventoried the underwear, Officer Swantz and Officer Mroczenski scanned the underwear for specifically described pairs as previously reported missing.

The total number of recovered pairs of women's thong-style underwear was 854.



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SEE ALSO: Scholfield, Andrew; Burglary; Trials, litigation, etc.; Underwear; Warrants (Law)
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