Contempt of court

robert bodzin: My question is: Where are you currently employed?

aaron wider: I’m not. I work for free.

bodzin: Okay. You’re not employed by HTFC Corporation?

wider: No, I own HTFC Corporation. Be specific.

bodzin: Okay. And what do the initials HTFC mean?

wider: Hit That Fuckin’ Clown. That’s what it means. It’s an acronym.

bodzin: Were you involved in flipping the property at 207 North Rutherford?

wider: You tell me. And you provide that evidence to the court.

bodzin: It doesn’t work that way, sir.

wider: Yes, it does. That’s my answer. Listen, we can go around in circles and you’ll end up with the same answer: You tell me. You’re that good. You’re hired by GMAC.

bodzin: Sir, were you involved in flipping that property?

wider: I can’t recall. I’m involved in flipping you.

bodzin: Sir, can you identify any specific loans that you wanted to sell into the marketplace that you were unable to sell?

wider: I can identify hundreds.

bodzin: Identify those loans for me.

wider: I don’t carry them in my head, Bob.

bodzin: Where is the information that would describe these loans?

wider: Can you spell your name backward, Bob? That’s what you’re asking. Everything is done electronically. Everything is in the files. Can you spell your name backward, Bob? Tell me.

bodzin: We’re going to adjourn this deposition, because you’re offending everyone.

wider: Don’t speak for anybody here except yourself, fuckface.

bodzin: I’m speaking for myself and I’m speaking for the court reporter.

wider: If she had a problem with me, she would say something. She knows it’s not directed toward her. It’s directed toward you because you’re a piece of shit. I enjoy when you sit there and say I’m perpetrating a fraud, because I’m just better at the law than you are. You can’t get in the fucking door, and it’s pissing you off. Keep trying.