New Cheney Videotape Surfaces

By Ken Silverstein

A shocking new report from America’s leading investigative publication:

Reports surfaced Tuesday that the New York–based Fox News Channel has obtained a tape which purportedly features another cryptic video message from U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America. “We have analyzed the tape, and the voice on it matches up with earlier recordings of the vice president,” said CIA spokesman George Little, who claimed the tape may contain valuable clues regarding the location of the elusive Cheney, who was last sighted in late 2005 along the border of Maryland and Virginia.