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The great reboot

By Colson Whitehead

When we hit bottom, we lost hope. We had to find a new hope.

When it all went wrong, we threw ourselves into our grubby little entertainments. They were all we had left. That’s when it happened. On November 26, 2009, at 11:32 GMT, 35 million people watched “Gonad Monkey” at the exact same moment. “Gonad Monkey” was a YouTube sensation, for who could resist a slow-motion shot of a monkey kicking a soccer ball into a referee’s private parts, over a kazoo version of “Flight of the Bumblebee.” The overwhelming number of simultaneous connections kicked the world’s servers into catastrophic failure. “Gonad Monkey” and its enthusiasts had broken the Internet. And we couldn’t get it back.

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December 2009

THE GENERAL ELECTRIC SUPERFRAUD
Why the Hudson River Will Never Run Clean
By David Gargill

THE MASTER OF SPIN BOLDAK
Undercover with Afghanistan’s Drug-Trafficking Border Police
By Matthieu Aikins

MERMAID FEVER
A story by Steven Millhauser

UNDERSTANDING OBAMACARE
By Luke Mitchell

Also: Dave Hickey and Wendell Berry

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