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Ratio of the projected construction cost of the L.A. subway system to the cost of one space-shuttle launch:

NASA drew a penis on Mars.

A man in Liverpool, England, who had been arrested for harassing women while dressed as a Disney princess was banned from wearing women’s swimwear or “fancy dress” in public, a Seattle man was arrested after scanning his genitals at a grocery-store self-checkout line, and a man in Lincoln, Nebraska, was arrested for hiding under parked cars and touching women’s feet.
“Matt was happy enough to sustain himself on the detritus of a world he saw as careening toward self-destruction, and equally happy to scam a government he despised. 'I’m glad everyone’s so wasteful,' he told me. 'It supports my lifestyle.'”