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A new book claimed that anthropologists working in Venezuela in the 1960s deliberately infected the Yanomami people with measles, killing hundreds, perhaps thousands, in order to test theories about evolution and eugenics; the same anthropologists, who were working in association with the United States atomic energy commission, also injected Americans with radioactive plutonium without their knowledge or permission.Kraft Foods recalled taco shells that contain StarLink, a type of genetically modified corn that was approved for animal consumption but specifically disapproved for humans.The corn was altered to produce a form of Bt, a pesticide, that might cause allergic reactions; Taco Bell distributed the shells to 7,000 restaurants.South Africa’sCommunist Party affirmed that AIDS is caused by the HIV virus; President Thabo Mbeki believes otherwise, and his ministry of health recently issued a leaflet claiming that AIDS was the result of a conspiracy between the Illuminati and space aliens.Israel was suffering an epidemic of West Nile disease.A coalition of environmental groups sued the City of New York and claimed that spraying for pesticides in heavily populated areas to control the West Nile virus violated federal and state environmental laws.A British court ruled that a pair of Siamese twins must be separated even though the operation will be fatal for one of them; the parents, who are Roman Catholic, had refused on religious grounds to give permission for the operation.Scientists extended the lifespan of yeast by subjecting it to a low caloric diet; they speculated that a pill might someday be available that would extend human life.Gonorrhea was becoming more resistant to antibiotics.The government announced that thousands of hazardous-waste-site tests had been faked by a contractor.In the Caspian Sea, the world’s last sturgeon population, a primary source of caviar, was being fished and poisoned into extinction.The World Meteorological Organization found that the hole in the ozone layer, which for a decade has formed each year over Antarctica, was growing more rapidly than usual and could break all the records this year; the hole, which covered 11 million square miles, had reached the Argentinean town of Ushuaia.Britain’s Task Force on Near Earth Objects issued a report calling for the establishment of an early warning system to help protect the earth from a collision with a major asteroid, 900 of which are in orbits that cross the earth’s; an encounter with any one of them could destroy civilization.
An armada of NATO warships was gathering in the eastern Mediterranean to intimidate Serbian president Slobodan Milosevic, who was apparently defeated at the polls by Vojislav Kostunica; Milosevic’s party was refusing to accept defeat.Robert W. Ray, Ken Starr’s replacement as independent prosecutor in the Whitewater case, grudgingly admitted that he lacked evidence that the Clintons had committed a crime.Clinton administration officials denied that contributors to Hillary Clinton’sSenatecampaign were given special invitations to sleep over at the White House; the Clinton campaign said that only about 1/4 of recent guests had given money.Sotheby’s and Christie’s, the world’s largest auction houses, settled a civil lawsuit over price fixing and agreed to pay $512 million in damages.At his vice president’s request, President Bill Clinton released 30 million barrels of oil from America’s emergency fuel reserves in an attempt to lower the price of oil.Traffic was snarled in Sweden, Ireland, Spain, and Germany because of fuel-tax protests.The Group of Seven issued a communique calling for more aggressive steps to reduce fuel prices.A study found that replanted forests absorb much less carbon dioxide than do natural forests, which complicates plans by countries such as the United States to meet the goals of a global warming treaty by planting trees, rather than by cutting back on carbon dioxide emissions.Vice President Al Gore and Senator Joseph Lieberman reassured Hollywood campaign contributors that they did not intend to censor entertainment products despite their claims to the contrary last week.A four-year-old boy was critically injured when he was pinned under Disneyland’s Roger Rabbit Toon Spin ride.Governor George W. Bush appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show, gave Winfrey a kiss on the cheek, and admitted that many people believe that “I am running on my daddy’s name.”Fifteen former “comfort women” from Korea filed suit against the Japanese government.South Korea urged Japan to get friendly with North Korea.German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder presented a ten-point plan to connect all German schools and public libraries to the Internet, with free access, by the end of next year.The New York City Board of Education unveiled a plan to distribute 750,000 laptops to every child in the system above grade 3; the plan, which would cost $900 million dollars, would be underwritten by technology companies wishing to expand their markets and by selling advertising on a special Web portal for students.The New York CityPolice Department said it was returning to a more traditional straight nightstick because officers were unable to remember how to wield the side-handled baton currently in use.
Twenty thousand hippies were descending on Prague in anticipation of a meeting of the International Monetary Fund and the World Trade Organization; Czech police, 11,000 of whom were standing by to subdue the hippies, were also trying to prevent as many as possible from entering the country.Pagan Appreciation Day was celebrated among witches, warlocks, Druids, and other such folk.Right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan, having recovered from his gall bladder operation, said that his enemies were “abolishing America”; he was particularly upset about the growing tolerance of homosexuality, which he called “the love that will not shut up.”The U.S. Senatevoted to lift restrictions on trade with China.The Vatican announced that on October 1, the anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China by Mao Tse-tung, the Pope will canonize 120 Chinese Catholics whom it considers martyrs; the Chinese foreign ministry said that this would “seriously hurt the feelings of the Chinese people.” Several Chinese Protestant leaders insisted that China’s Christians faced little persecution.A federal judge said that the government was guilty of no wrongdoing in the deaths of the Branch Davidians at Waco, Texas.Alec Baldwin, the actor, said he would emigrate if George W.Bush were elected president.The Sons of Italy, a local civic group in Denver, Colorado, decided to call their annual Columbus Day parade the March of Italian Pride after a band of Indians, for whom Columbus is a hated symbol of their conquest, threatened to disrupt it.Los Angeles transit workers were out on strike.Thirty-three runners in the Berlin Marathon were disqualified for using the subway.British Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted that the Ł628 million Millennium Dome “has not been the runaway success that people had hoped for.” A black hole with a mass 2 million times greater than the sun was discovered to be at the center of our galaxy.The New York Knicks finally traded Patrick Ewing.
More from Roger D. Hodge:
Chance that an American would give up at least one week of life to avoid taking a pill every day:
Iowa urologists reported that only a minor portion of locker-room teasing arises from â€śthe presence of excess foreskinâ€ť; most teasing targets small penises.
A pair of Russian film directors asked President Vladimir Putin to invest $18 million in a new restaurant chain intended to drive McDonaldâ€™s out of the Russian market. â€śEvery project these days,â€ť a Russian television personality said of the proposal, â€śmust be smothered in patriotic sauce.â€ť
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â€śShelby is waiting for something. He himself does not know what it is. When it comes he will either go back into the world from which he came, or sink out of sight in the morass of alcoholism or despair that has engulfed other vagrants.â€ť