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A joint congressional committee released an 850-page report concluding that the September 11 attacks could have been prevented; a 28-page section detailing the Saudi Arabian government’s links to the terrorists was redacted.APThe report, which also found no evidence of links between Iraq and Al Qaeda, had been slated for release in December 2002 but was delayed due to administrative wrangling over which sections should be classified.UPIAfter killing Saddam Hussein’s sons, Uday and Qusay, U.S. forces circulated grisly photos of the corpses in hopes that the images would help to dispel conspiracy theories, popular among Iraqis, that the United States is still in league with Saddam Hussein.Agence-France PresseA spokeswoman for the division that conducted the raid declared, “The 101st kicks ass.”CNNFour American soldiers were formally charged with abusing their Iraqi prisoners.APThe International Red Cross demanded information on the status of three dozen Iraqi scientists detained in unknown locations.ObserverDeputy defense secretary Paul Wolfowitz warned Iraq’s neighbors not to meddle with the American occupying forces, proclaiming, “I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs of Iraq.”ReutersThe former head of the U.S. army’s Depleted Uranium Project announced that the damage from munitions used in both Gulf Wars will eclipse the Agent Orange fallout of the Vietnam War.Buffalo NewsA woman from Delaware shipped 200 air-conditioning units to American soldiers in Iraq.AnanovaFrenchpolice evacuated an airport in Toulouse and blew up a bag of puff pastry.AnanovaThe Eiffel Tower caught fire.CNN
The Bush Administration was lobbying to amend a provision of the Kyoto Protocol that would phase out methyl bromide, the single most ozone-destructive chemical still used in industrialized nations.Scientists estimate that the ban would prevent 2 million cases of cancer in the United States and Europe alone; the administration’s proposed amendment would increase the chemical’s use threefold.IndependentA Belgian botanist announced that the banana as we know it will be extinct within a decade.BBCBritish officials instituted a National Foreplay Day after a study found that many Britons were avoiding it.AnanovaAustrian surgeons conducted the first successful transplant of a human tongue.APA mayor in southern Spain banned men from going out on Thursday nights; the mayor, who will deploy brigades of women to patrol the streets and issue fines to errant males, proclaimed that “in future, Thursday will be a day for women.”AnanovaThe Malaysian government decreed that a man may divorce his wife via text message; under Islamic Sharia law men are allowed to divorce their wives by uttering the word “talaq” (“I divorce you”) three times.BBCNorthern Europeans were protesting Greek plans to license more brothels in time for the 2004 Olympics.ReutersThe Canadian government released a 59-page user’s manual for marijuana.Canadian PressScientists in Rome concluded that pizza prevents cancer.ReutersAmericans were spritzing their offspring with “ChildCalm,” a spray that purports to mollify unruly children.Charlotte ObserverThe FDA approved a hormone shot for short kids.AP
Liberians dumped mangled corpses at the U.S. embassy in Monrovia to protest the lack of American involvement in their civil war.CNNMortuary workers in Zimbabwe were renting cadavers to motorists who wished to take advantage of the priority given to hearses in gas-station lines.ReutersOfficials in England unveiled a new system of “restorative justice,” in which criminals may avoid court by apologizing to their victims.ReutersJapanesepolice replaced their sirens with the recorded sound of church bells, in hopes of soothing agitated criminals.AnanovaThe NAACP called for an inquiry into the death of a black man who was found hanging from a tree with his hands tied behind his back; local police had concluded that the man, who had been dating the daughter of a white police officer, had committed suicide.APTwo FBI agents interrogated a bookstore employee who was observed reading an article entitled “Weapons of Mass Stupidity.”Creative LoafingA folksinger was banned from performing at a Border’s bookstore in Fredericksburg, Virginia, after she opined between songs that President Bush has “chicken legs” and would be well advised to lift weights.NewsdayThe Los Angeles Times refused to allow a Secret Service agent to interrogate a cartoonist who had depicted a figure labeled “politics” pointing a gun at President Bush against a background labeled “Iraq.”APA federal judge in Colorado sentenced three nuns to two and a half years in prison for damaging a nuclear-missile silo during an antiwar protest.APDefense contractor Lockheed Martin filed suit against antiwar demonstrators for $41,000 in security costs the company incurred preparing for a protest.Veteransforcommonsense.orgA poll found that 74 percent of Israeli settlers in the West Bank and Gaza Strip would leave if paid to do so.Financial TimesOfficials from Colorado, Utah, and New Mexico changed the name of Highway 666 to Highway 491.APA man in Hong Kong set fire to his life savings to protest his bank’s low interest rates.AnanovaGerman scientists announced that vacation lowers your IQ.Ananova
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Flor Arely Sánchez had been in bed with a fever and pains throughout her body for three days when a July thunderstorm broke over the mountainside. She got nervous when bolts of light flashed in the sky. Lightning strikes the San Julián region of western El Salvador several times a year, and her neighbors fear storms more than they fear the march of diseases — first dengue, then chikungunya, now Zika. Flor worried about a lot of things, since she was pregnant.
Late in the afternoon, when the pains had somewhat eased, Flor thought she might go to a dammed-up bit of the river near her house to bathe. She is thirty-five and has lived in the same place all her life, where wrinkled hills are planted with corn, beans, and fruit trees. She took a towel and soap and walked out into the rain. Halfway to the river, the pains returned and overcame her. The next thing Flor remembers, she was in a room she didn’t recognize, unable to move. As she soon discovered, she was in a hospital, her ankle cuffed to the bed, and she was being investigated for abortion.
Average duration of a Japanese prime minister’s tenure since August 1993, in months:
Brain shrinkage has no effect on cognition.
An Indianapolis fertility doctor was accused of using his own sperm to artificially inseminate patients, and a Delaware man pleaded guilty to fatally stabbing his former psychiatrist.
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