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More than 60 prominent scientists, including 20 Nobel prize winners and 19 winners of the National Medal of Science, denounced the Bush Administration for its systematic distortion of scientific facts for political gain; John H. Marburger III, the administration’s head of science and technology policy, dismissed the report and said that it was politically motivated.Chemical and Environmental NewsPresident Bush’s Council of Economic Advisors decided to move the official start date of the last recession from the generally accepted March 2001 to the fourth quarter of 2000, when Bill Clinton was still president.Business WeekHealth and Human Services officials admitted that a report on racial and ethnic disparities in health care was altered to make it seem more upbeat. “There was a mistake made,” said Secretary Tommy Thompson.New York TimesThe Bush Administration began to back away from its predictions that the national economy, which has lost 2.5 million jobs since Bush took office, would add 2.6 million jobs this year.New York TimesIt was noted, not for the first time, that George W. Bush could be the first president since Herbert Hoover to end a term with fewer American jobs than when he started, and theNew York Timespresident’s chief economic advisor suggested that fast-food jobs might need to be reclassified. “When a fast-food restaurant sells a hamburger, for example, is it providing a ‘service‘ or is it combining inputs to ‘manufacture’ a product?”NewsdayScientists found that people are more likely to tell lies when using the telephone.Cornell UniversityColin Powell said that the conquest of Iraq was justified because Saddam Hussein would have used weapons of mass destruction if only he had had some.Associated Press“Heads should roll,” said Richard Perle, of the Defense Policy Board, “not in a punitive or vindictive way. But when you discover you have an organization that doesn’t get it right time after time, you change the organization, including the people . . . . I would start with the head.”Christian Science Monitor
An internal Pentagon report warned that global climate change will soon lead to drought, famine, and widespread warfare as countries begin to fight over scarce water, food, and energy supplies. Climate change, the report argues, “should be elevated beyond a scientific debate to a U.S. national security concern.”ObserverHalliburton, the former employer of Vice President Dick Cheney, was running television commercials pleading that its lucrative government contracts in Iraq were granted “because of what we know, not who we know.”New York TimesHaitian rebels took over the city of Cap Haitien.New York TimesIraqi guerrillas were killing sidewalk alcohol vendors, and tenNew York Timespeople died in a suicide attack on an Iraqi police station in Kirkuk.ReutersPakistan was preparing for a spring offensive against the Taliban, whichNew York Timeswas handing out fliers in Afghanistan warning people that they will be killed if they register to vote.New York TimesSeven women signed up for the new Afghan national police force.ReutersRwanda’s prosecutor general said that thousands of genocide suspects would be released from prison if they simply confessed their crimes and begged forgiveness.ReutersThe International Court of Justice began hearing a case against Israel’sWest Bank wall, and aTimes of LondonPalestiniansuicide bomber blew up a bus in Jerusalem, killing 8 people, including two high school seniors.New York TimesPresident Bush appeared on Al Hurra (“the Free One”), his new Middle East Television Network, and said that he is “the first American president to have articulated a Palestinian state.”New York Times
Homosexuals were lining up to get married in San Francisco;New York TimesGovernor Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered the California attorney general to put a stop to it, and declared that the city was becoming a “risk to civil order.”San Francisco ChronicleAttorney General Bill Lockyer dismissed the governor’s demand as “a statement designed for consumption at the Republican convention” and said that it was “preposterous,” the kind of exaggerated rhetoric that inspires hate crimes.San Francisco ChronicleA federal judge declined to ban the ceremonies because opponents had failed to show that the weddings were causing “immediate harm,” andNew York TimesKing Norodom Sihanouk said that Cambodianhomosexuals should be permitted to marry.Associated PressGovernor Schwarzenegger said that he would support a constitutional amendment to permit immigrants to become president. “Look at the contribution that people like Henry Kissinger have made, Madeleine Albright.”BBCItalian scientists discovered a new form of mad cow disease that could be the cause of some cases of “sporadic” Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease in humans.New York TimesA red-bellied piranha was found dead in a boat moored on the Thames River in England, andNew York TimesHoward Dean ended his presidential candidacy.Associated PressPresident Bush’s dog Spot was put down, andAssociated PressJeffrey K. Skilling, the former CEO of Enron, was indicted for fraud.New York TimesIt was reported that 4,450 Roman Catholic priests have been accused of sexually abusingchildren since 1950.New York TimesThe Lord’s Resistance Army massacred almost 200 people in Uganda.BBCRalph Nader announced that he will run for president as an independent.MSNBCA black hole was observed eating a star, and astronomersSpace.comfound a crystal the size of our moon in the heart of a dying white dwarf.New Scientist
More from Roger D. Hodge:
I recently spent a semester teaching writing at an elite liberal-arts college. At strategic points around the campus, in shades of yellow and green, banners displayed the following pair of texts. The first was attributed to the college’s founder, which dates it to the 1920s. The second was extracted from the latest version of the institution’s mission statement:
The paramount obligation of a college is to develop in its students the ability to think clearly and independently, and the ability to live confidently, courageously, and hopefully.
Let us take a moment to compare these texts. The first thing to observe about the older one is that it is a sentence. It expresses an idea by placing concepts in relation to one another within the kind of structure that we call a syntax. It is, moreover, highly wrought: a parallel structure underscored by repetition, five adverbs balanced two against three.
Percentage of Britons who cannot name the city that provides the setting for the musical Chicago:
An Australian entrepreneur was selling oysters raised in tanks laced with Viagra.
A naked man believed to be under the influence of LSD rammed his pickup truck into two police cars.
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“Shelby is waiting for something. He himself does not know what it is. When it comes he will either go back into the world from which he came, or sink out of sight in the morass of alcoholism or despair that has engulfed other vagrants.”