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“It is natural to believe in great men,” begins Ralph Waldo Emerson’s Representative Men: Seven Lectures. After the past twenty-four hours of reassuringly well-lit conversations between Charlie Gibson and the possible forty-fifth president of the United States, what possible benefit could one take from pondering those remarkable qualities that certain members of the historical record have exhibited? I do not know.
That said, should you reach your fill of talking points delivered with a boldness unburdened by fact and a forcefulness untrammeled by circumspection, you could do worse than returning to Emerson’s very different kind of interrogations:
If the companions of our childhood should turn out to be heroes, and their condition regal, it would not surprise us. All mythology opens with demigods, and the circumstance is high and poetic; that is, their genius is paramount. In the legends of the Gautama, the first men ate the earth and found it deliciously sweet.
Nature seems to exist for the excellent. The world is upheld by the veracity of good men: they make the earth wholesome.
You can download a PDF of 221 similarly wholesome pages, or you can read it online. I propose the essays on Plato, Swedenborg, Montaigne, Shakespeare, Napoleon and Gœthe as your weekend read.
More from Wyatt Mason:
Sentences — May 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
Sentences — April 29, 2009, 4:12 pm


Years of consideration preceding the inclusion of the word “phat” in Random House’s 1996 Compact Unabridged Dictionary:

Scientists created crash helmets that stink when cracked and fruit flies to whom blue light smells delicious.

In Belize, a construction company bulldozed a 2,300-year-old Mayan temple to make road fill.
“This is the heart of the magic factory, the place where medicine is infused with the miracles of science, and I’ve come to see how it’s done.”