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Israel bombed Hamas targets in Gaza for three days, killing at least 300 people, 50 of them civilians, and blowing up a mosque and a television station. Palestinians seeking to flee into Egypt were turned back; a doctor at a Gaza hospital said that after 18 months of Israeli sanctions the lack of medical facilities made it better for a patient “to be brought in dead.” Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak said that the bombing, ordered in retaliation for ongoing rocket attacks by Hamas, would be “widened and deepened as is necessary,” and an area around Gaza was declared a “closed military zone,” with access forbidden to civilians, including journalists. “No one,” explained an Israeli government spokeswoman, “is trying to hide anything.” Anti-Israeli protests and demonstrations erupted throughout the Arab world, and UFO-cultists in Tel Aviv canceled a “mega-orgy” for world peace.New York TimesYnet NewsNew York TimesA poll found President-elect Barack Obama, who was photographed shirtless while on vacation in Hawaii, to be the man Americans most admire,USA TodayChicago Tribuneand Manpower Inc., a temporary-staffing agency, lowered its fourth-quarter financial forecast due to a rapid decline in demand.Wall Street JournalEartha Kitt, who sang “Santa Baby,” died,New York Timesand a man dressed as Santa Claus opened fire at his in-laws’ Christmas Eve party in Covina, California, killing at least eight people before setting fire to the house and killing himself.New York TimesPresident Bush signed, then withdrew, a pardon for a real estate developer whose family donated more than $40,000 to the Republican Party,Washington Postand Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told reporters it was too early to judge the Bush Administration a failure. “I mean, for goodness’ sakes,” Rice said, “good historians are still writing books about George Washington.”Associated PressA study found that women find prestige more appealing than dominance in potential mates.Science Daily
A suicide car bomb at a school in Shalbandi, Pakistan, killed more than 30 people, suicide bombs in Afghanistan killed at least 20 people, including 13 schoolchildren, a car bomb in Baghdad killed at least 24 people, and cancer rates were on the rise worldwide.New York TimesNew York TimesNew York TimesNew York TimesSomalian President Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed, whose government controls only a few city blocks in a country nearly the size of Texas, resigned and was expected to return to the northern stronghold of his clan, leaving the country to be run by insurgents. Islamist militant group Ahlu-Sunna Wal-Jama killed ten members of rival Islamist militant group the Shabab and called for its own members to “prepare themselves for jihad against these heretic groups” in order to “restore stability and harmony in Somalia.”New York TimesNew York TimesMilitary officers in Guinea took control of the country in a bloodless coup,New York Timesand protesters in Thailand surrounded the parliament, delaying the new government’s opening legislative session.New York TimesIt was revealed that the CIA has been bribing Afghani tribal leaders with Viagra,CBS Newsand Bjork started a venture-capital fund in Iceland.New York Times
Scientists found that chimpanzees use the same region of the brain as humans to recognize familiar faces.Science DailyAt a movie theater in Philadelphia a man shot another man in the arm for making too much noise during a Christmastime showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,Associated Pressand a man in Pittsburgh was arrested for assault after he failed to change his three-year-old’s diaper for several days, causing second-degree burns on the child’s legs and genitals.The Pittsburg Post-GazetteHedge-fund manager and New York Yacht Club member Rene-Thierry Magon de la Villehuchet, who lost more than a billion dollars in Bernard Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, stayed late after work at his Manhattan office, slit his wrists with a box cutter, and bled to death at his desk.The IndependentChip Saltsman, a Tennessee Republican seeking the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee, defended his decision to include the song “Barack the Magic Negro” on a holiday mix CD he sent to Committee members. “I think most people recognize political satire when they see it,” Saltsman said. “I think RNC members understand that.”CNNDozens of people in Illinois contracted food poisoning from contaminated ham served at the Lawrence County Health Department Christmas party. “It’s not been funny,” said the head of the department, who was among those sickened by the ham. “It’s taken the punch out of my whole Christmas.”MSNBCAn eight-year-old Saudi Arabian girl was denied a divorce from her 58-year-old husband because she was too young to file, Guardiana man in Massachusetts died of carbon monoxide poisoning after a raccoon became stuck in his furnace exhaust, The Boston Channeland an Ontario woman was found buried under three feet of snow three days after she went missing. “Wow,” she told rescue workers. “I’ve been here a long time.”CNN
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Flor Arely SĂˇnchez had been in bed with a fever and pains throughout her body for three days when a July thunderstorm broke over the mountainside. She got nervous when bolts of light flashed in the sky. Lightning strikes the San JuliĂˇn region of western El Salvador several times a year, and her neighbors fear storms more than they fear the march of diseases â€” first dengue, then chikungunya, now Zika. Flor worried about a lot of things, since she was pregnant.
Late in the afternoon, when the pains had somewhat eased, Flor thought she might go to a dammed-up bit of the river near her house to bathe. She is thirty-five and has lived in the same place all her life, where wrinkled hills are planted with corn, beans, and fruit trees. She took a towel and soap and walked out into the rain. Halfway to the river, the pains returned and overcame her. The next thing Flor remembers, she was in a room she didnâ€™t recognize, unable to move. As she soon discovered, she was in a hospital, her ankle cuffed to the bed, and she was being investigated for abortion.
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An Indianapolis fertility doctor was accused of using his own sperm to artificially inseminate patients, and a Delaware man pleaded guilty to fatally stabbing his former psychiatrist.
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