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Seven people were arrested in Ireland and charged with plotting to kill Swedish artist Lars Vilks, who once drew a picture of Mohammed as a dog. The 2009 arrest of an eighth alleged conspirator, Colleen Renee LaRose, from a Philadelphia suburb, was also made public. A petite high-school dropout and former secretary at a gospel radio station in Texas, who had a history of suicidal behavior and public intoxication, LaRose allegedly posted online as “JihadJane.” She had been monitored and ridiculed by amateur anti-terrorist web sleuths since 2008. WSJFox via Philly.comNYTPhiladelphia InquirerWPVirginia Thomas, the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, joined the Tea Party movement. “She is intrigued by Glenn Beck,” read a bio posted on her website, “and listening carefully.” LATThe Texas State Board of Education voted to revise its social-studies curriculum, mandating that the U.S. government should not be called “democratic,” deeming the term “capitalism” pejorative, and replacing Thomas Jefferson with Thomas Aquinas and John Calvin. AP via GoogleDemocrats predicted that they would pass healthcare reform by reconciliation next week, with the House voting on the Senate bill this Friday or Saturday. Opponents of the bill, led by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, were expected to spend as much as $30 million in advertising targeting vulnerable House Democrats. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who claimed to have supported single-payer healthcare “for longer than many of you have lived on the face of the Earth,” regretted that there would be no public option in the bill, WPWPTNRLATTimeNYTand a faith healer in Hialeah, Florida, was investigated for feeding his followers the mucus of African giant snails. The snails, a prohibited invasive species, were smuggled from Africa by a woman known as the “Godmother,” who hid them under her dress. LATMiami Herald
Senate Democrats also introduced a modest finance-reform bill that failed to include provisions for an independent consumer-protection agency; in a concession to Republicans, against the advice of members of the Fed’s own Consumer Advisory Council, the bill would make the agency a part of the Federal Reserve. WSJLATNYTReutersNYTAlmost 10 percent of American homeowners were at least three months behind on their mortgage payments,WPand 21 percent of young veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were unemployed. AP via GoogleTwo suicide bombs in a market in Lahore, Pakistan, killed at least 55 people, a rickshaw bomb killed 13 in the Pakistani town of Saidu Sharif, and 35 people were killed in a series of Taliban attacks in Kandahar, Afghanistan.NYTNYTNYTAFP via RawstoryMilitary officials said that retired Army officer Michael Furlong, a civilian official in the Department of Defense, had hired a secret network of private contractors in Afghanistan and Pakistan to hunt suspected militants; Furlong allegedly diverted millions of dollars that were supposed to be used to set up a website and retained a “public relations company” staffed with former Special Operations forces. NYT“Mission: Impossible” star Peter Graves died,AP via Yahooand the only known wolverine in California, a male, marked its territory, which in theory stretches to Idaho. “It’s breeding season,” explained biologist Amanda Shufelberger, “so he’s probably feeling lonely right now.”SF Gate
Two museums in Philadelphia settled their feud over the head of Old Baldy, a horse ridden by General George Meade in the Civil War, AP via Pittsburgh Post-Gazetteand Utah State Representative Kevin Garn resigned after admitting that, in 1985, he went naked hot-tubbing with a 15-year-old girl in Salt Lake City and later paid her $150,000 to keep quiet.Salt Lake TribuneCorey Haim died, and Corey Feldman said he would not attend the funeral. “Instead,” Feldman said, “I will remain in Los Angeles quietly mourning.” GuardianA deep-sea robot named Abe was lost in the ocean near Chile, Salt Lake City WeeklyPeopleAP voa NOLAand 75 starlings fell from the sky in Somerset, England. BBCEarthquake aftershocks interrupted the inauguration of right-wing Chilean president SebastiĂˇn PiĂ±era, NYTand the corpse of former Cypriot president Tassos Papadopoulos, recovered from thieves, was reburied. Police suspected that notorious villain Antonis Kitas, known in Cyprus as “Al Capone,” had masterminded the theft from prison. “As always,” said a prison guard, “Al Capone was a law unto himself.” GuardianTelegraphCyprus MailAP via GoogleUnions in Greece launched a general strike, and small bands of anarchists rioted, to protest wage cuts and taxes approved by the socialist government last week. NYTWSJBloombergNYT“We still laugh,” said Greek comedian Lakis Lazopoulos. “But it sounds hollow. Like the forced laughter at your grandmotherâ??s death bed, used to hide from her the fact she is dying.”NRCHandelsblad
More from Sam Stark:
i. stand with israel
I listen to a lot of conservative talk radio. Confident masculine voices telling me the enemy is everywhere and victory is near â€” I often find it affirming: thereâ€™s a reason I donâ€™t think that way. Last spring, many right-wing commentators made much of a Bloomberg poll that asked Americans, â€śAre you more sympathetic to Netanyahu or Obama?â€ť Republicans picked the Israeli prime minister over their own president, 67 to 16 percent. There was a lot of affected shock that things had come to this. Rush Limbaugh said of Netanyahu that he wished â€śwe had this kind of forceful moral, ethical clarity leading our own countryâ€ť; Mark Levin described him as â€śthe leader of the free world.â€ť For a few days there I yelled quite a bit in my car.
The one conservative radio show I do find myself enjoying is hosted by Dennis Prager. At the Thanksgiving dinner of American radio personalities (Limbaugh is your jittery brother-in-law, Michael Savage is your racist uncle, Hugh Hewitt is Hugh Hewitt) Dennis Prager is the turkey-carving patriarch trying to keep the conversation moderately high-minded. While Prager obviously doesnâ€™t like liberals â€” â€śThe gaps between the left and right on almost every issue that matters are in fact unbridgeable,â€ť he has said â€” he often invites them onto his show for debate, which is rare among right-wing hosts. Yet his gently exasperated take on the Obamaâ€“Netanyahu matchup was among the least charitable: â€śThose who do not confront evil resent those who do.â€ť
Pairs of moose-dung earrings sold each year at Grizzly’s Gifts in Anchorage, Alaska:
An Alaskan brown bear was reported to have scratched its face with barnacled rocks, making it the first bear seen using tools since 1972, when a Svalbardian polar bear is alleged to have clubbed a seal in the head with a block of ice.
A former prison in Philadelphia that has served as a horror-movie set was being prepared as a detention center for protesters arrested at the upcoming Democratic National Convention, and presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump fired his campaign manager.
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â€śMatt was happy enough to sustain himself on the detritus of a world he saw as careening toward self-destruction, and equally happy to scam a government he despised. 'Iâ€™m glad everyoneâ€™s so wasteful,' he told me. 'It supportsÂ my lifestyle.'â€ť