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Despite criticism from both parties, Congress voted in favor of $858 billion in tax breaks, extending Bush-era tax cuts for the super-rich.Wall Street JournalSenate Democrats failed to bring to a vote a $1.1 trillion spending bill needed to fund the federal government for the remainder of the fiscal year. “A number of Republican senators told me they’d like to see this pass,” explained Senate majority leader Harry Reid, “but they can’t support it.”CNNA Virginia judge voided the provision in Obama’s health-care law requiring most Americans to obtain health insurance, insisting that forcing people to have insurance “would invite unbridled exercise of federal police powers.”New York TimesCongress voted to repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. “Today’s a very sad day. The commandant of the United States Marine Corps says when your life hangs on the line, you don’t want anything distracting,” said Arizona senator John McCain in his closing argument prior to the Senate vote. “You go up to Bethesda Naval Hospital, Marines are up there with no legs, none. You’ve got Marines at Walter Reed with no limbs.” Soon after the vote, Senator Reid tweeted to Lady Gaga, “We did it! DADT is a thing of the past.”PoliticoWashington PostNew York TimesFormer president Jimmy Carter said the United States was ready for a gay president. “I don’t know about the next election,” he clarified, “but in the near future.”BigThinkThe White House approved development in the field of “synthetic biology,” which would allow scientists to manipulate the DNA of organisms in order to create new forms of life. Agence France-PresseJon Bon Jovi was appointed to the White House Council for Community Solutions, and scientists identified the embalmed head of King Henri IV of France. PoliticoBBC
Cuba launched its own version of Wikipedia, which will disseminate knowledge “from a decolonizer point of view.” According to the site’s entry on the United States, it is the “empire of our time, which has historically taken by force territory and natural resources from other nations, to put at the service of its businesses and monopolies.” BBCIt was revealed that Army Private Bradley Manning, who is accused of leaking hundreds of thousands of sensitive documents to WikiLeaks, has been held in solitary confinement in a military prison for seven months without criminal charges. The Berkeley City Council decided to table a vote on whether Manning should be called a hero.SalonRaw StoryRepresentative-elect Allen West (R., Fl.) denied calling for censorship of the press when he wrote on his Facebook page that the U.S. government “should be censoring the American news agencies which enabled” WikiLeaks to put classified documents “in the public domain.” “The confusion comes from the word censor,” explained West, “when I meant censure.” Raw StoryA University of Maryland study found that those who watched significant amounts of Fox News were more likely to believe widely discredited information.Raw Story
Captain Beefheart died, as did Richard Holbrooke, the former special U.S. ambassador to Afghanistan, during heart surgery. “You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan,” Holbrooke reportedly told a Pakistani surgeon as he was being sedated. The GuardianCNNThe widow of Bernie Madoff investor Jeffry Picower agreed to turn over $7.2 billion from her husband’s estate to the victims of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme.Christian Science MonitorScientists found that African elephants who raid farmers’ crops are stressed out. BBCA man in Las Vegas stole $1.5 million in casino chips from the Bellagio; a bidder in Los Angeles paid $90,000 for the coffin of Lee Harvey Oswald; and a 21-year-old Oklahoma City man admitted to posing as an autistic child while having babysitters change his diaper and feed him formula from a bottle.http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2010/1215/Bellagio-robbery-results-in-1.5M-in-chips-stolen-by-armed-banditBBCNews OKFormer TV chef Juan-Carlos Cruz, “the Calorie Commander,” was sentenced to nine years in prison for attempting to hire two homeless men to kill his wife. APScientists at the University of Iowa were studying a woman who could not feel fear, and therefore had no ability to detect danger. “It’s quite remarkable that she’s still alive,” said one scientist.BBCThieves in Birmingham, Alabama, set the city’s 40-foot Christmas tree ablaze while attempting to steal copper from the tree’s lighting wires; hundreds of Christmas presents collected for low-income families in Oklahoma were ruined when a skunk sprayed them; and a group of drunken revelers dressed as Santa Clauses were ejected from Tiananmen Square. “I think people sort of liked getting kicked out,” one reveler revealed. “I think it added a bit of edginess to what otherwise would just have been a pub crawl.”ReutersKOCORaw Story
More from Genevieve Smith:
From the May 2014 issue
i. stand with israel
I listen to a lot of conservative talk radio. Confident masculine voices telling me the enemy is everywhere and victory is near — I often find it affirming: there’s a reason I don’t think that way. Last spring, many right-wing commentators made much of a Bloomberg poll that asked Americans, “Are you more sympathetic to Netanyahu or Obama?” Republicans picked the Israeli prime minister over their own president, 67 to 16 percent. There was a lot of affected shock that things had come to this. Rush Limbaugh said of Netanyahu that he wished “we had this kind of forceful moral, ethical clarity leading our own country”; Mark Levin described him as “the leader of the free world.” For a few days there I yelled quite a bit in my car.
The one conservative radio show I do find myself enjoying is hosted by Dennis Prager. At the Thanksgiving dinner of American radio personalities (Limbaugh is your jittery brother-in-law, Michael Savage is your racist uncle, Hugh Hewitt is Hugh Hewitt) Dennis Prager is the turkey-carving patriarch trying to keep the conversation moderately high-minded. While Prager obviously doesn’t like liberals — “The gaps between the left and right on almost every issue that matters are in fact unbridgeable,” he has said — he often invites them onto his show for debate, which is rare among right-wing hosts. Yet his gently exasperated take on the Obama–Netanyahu matchup was among the least charitable: “Those who do not confront evil resent those who do.”
Pairs of moose-dung earrings sold each year at Grizzly’s Gifts in Anchorage, Alaska:
An Alaskan brown bear was reported to have scratched its face with barnacled rocks, making it the first bear seen using tools since 1972, when a Svalbardian polar bear is alleged to have clubbed a seal in the head with a block of ice.
A former prison in Philadelphia that has served as a horror-movie set was being prepared as a detention center for protesters arrested at the upcoming Democratic National Convention, and presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump fired his campaign manager.
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“Matt was happy enough to sustain himself on the detritus of a world he saw as careening toward self-destruction, and equally happy to scam a government he despised. 'I’m glad everyone’s so wasteful,' he told me. 'It supports my lifestyle.'”