How-to — December 27, 2013, 8:00 am

Make Your Own Teeth

On aging without dental insurance

Harper's Magazine, February 1864

Harper’s Magazine, February 1864

My father is a retired engineer who worked for a defense-industry giant for fifty years — from 1936, when they were already selling sleek bombers to Chile and Bolivia, until 1986, when they were building the ICBM that Reagan named the Peacekeeper. It was from him that I first absorbed the fact that “defense” is a business, with products to be created and sold just like any other. When I was a Sputnik-driven kid in the 1950s, we talked about rockets all the time and even built a few working models, but in our mutual old age we rarely touch the subject anymore. Medical issues concern us now. Specifically, his teeth are loose and his pension plan does not include dental.

I can sympathize, because though I teach at a university whose name is synonymous around the world with medical science and public health, I don’t have dental insurance, either. When the dentist recommends a five-figure fix for periodontitis, all I can afford to do is smile back at him with the stubs that are still rooted in my head. So my father and I now compare notes on something worth serious attention: how to make your own teeth.

Happily, at ninety-five he is in remarkable health and has lost only one tooth, toward the back, which a professional would identify as the mandibular left first bicuspid. I’m also pretty fit at sixty-five, with no gaps yet but a molar or two that are shaky to the touch and will probably go within a few years. We are therefore interested in single false teeth, not dentures à la George Washington — at least not yet. Like many people, we were misinformed about Washington’s famous choppers having been crafted from wood. He actually owned a set made of iron, and other sets, devised near the end of his life, made from hippopotamus ivory and extracted human teeth. Washington’s dentist, a New Yorker named John Greenwood, would pay skid-row denizens a pound and sixpence each for their teeth, which he then pulled out and incorporated into metal plates hammered to conform to the surfaces of his patients’ mouths. In a year or so the teeth rotted  and turned brown, but Washington apparently preferred the natural look to the gold, mother-of-pearl, or agate teeth worn by other gentlemen of the day.

Harper's Magazine, February 1856

Harper’s Magazine, February 1856

The point is that false teeth can be made simply and well with enough practice, as the Etruscan artists who made splendid teeth out of ivory and gold bridgework knew 2,700 years ago. I live on a farm and have assembled a good machine shop over the years, so we possessed all the tools we needed to fabricate an item of this kind. Our first dry run involved cows’ teeth, which Washington also tried early on, that were supplied to us by a dairy farmer down the road (he lacked dental insurance, too, and comprehended our ambition immediately). We bought some 0.5-millimeter copper leaf, filed down the bovine teeth to human size, and found that we could wire them to the plates quite sturdily. It was obvious, however, that though the mounted teeth might pass cosmetic muster, they could not withstand the lateral or compressive forces of actual chewing. Eighteenth-century denture-wearers learned this quickly, too, and either took out their accessories when they dined or risked having them shoot out of their mouths, propelled by the steel springs that hitched upper to lower plates.

Ivory being contraband nowadays, and teeth from human cadavers — another choice in Washington’s era — being out of the question even with my university-hospital connections, we decided to try hard-baked porcelain. These so-called “mineral paste” teeth had been perfected by French and Italian dentists in the early nineteenth century — too late for the first president, who died at Mount Vernon in 1799, possibly of diphtheria, or maybe of a bad throat infection exacerbated by his rancid dentures. In 1822, Washington’s portraitist, Charles Peale, helped make ends meet in Philadelphia by baking and selling mineral teeth, which became a sizable industry there by midcentury. Charles Goodyear provided the real breakthrough in 1839 with vulcanized rubber, which provided a strong base for false teeth and could be closely molded to the mouth.

My father and I lost a lot of time trying to duplicate these old methods. We bought a small potter’s oven and a porcelain mix at a craft shop. We learned that heating a slab of rubber sliced from an old tire is noxious business. About the third time around, we gazed at each other and remembered what century we were in. I went upstairs to my office over the shop and hit the internet, quickly finding fast and cheap products for making theatrical false teeth, à la Nosferatu, that could be modified for real use.

First, you make an impression of your bite with a soft casting material called alginate. Then you fill the cast with Moldano, a dental plaster that will harden like porcelain. Using a scalpel and a plaster rasp you fix any little defects, and now you have a perfect model of your existing teeth. The next step is to sculpt in wax or clay the tooth (or teeth) that will fill whatever’s missing. You then make a mold of it with the alginate and flood the mold with dental acrylic, which comes in powders of various colors that mix with a solvent. By pressing the Moldano cast into the mold before the goop completely sets, you get a solid replacement tooth bordered by a thin set of “glove” teeth that fit over your abutting ones. Polishing the surface with a sanding tool and ordinary toothpaste finishes the job. All that’s left is to glue them on with denture cream. They’re so economical, at just a few dollars a rig, that you could make thousands of spare sets for the price of a single set of professional dentures.

So far we haven’t noticed a downside to our scheme. As long as we do it just for ourselves, we’re not breaking state laws against practicing without a license. My father is no longer embarrassed to smile a big smile, and I’m no more or less worried about periodontitis than about a million other medical bad dreams. Do I recommend this for everybody? Sure. I mean, of course not, but there’s a satisfying lesson in it somewhere about business, technology, and fending for yourself with so many dafties in Congress.

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  • deadddrift

    Ah, the right wing dream of self-reliance enforced by societal neglect and disinterest, come to life! Heartwarming!

    • Bernardo Stevens

      And your solution is the use force to compel my neighbor to pay for my teeth?
      Will you then force me to pay for my neighbor’s teeth?
      Can you not see how this won’t save any money?

      Maybe people should save a little to care for themselves.
      Years ago I sold hearing aids. I remember a young fellow with terrible hearing. But he was a perfect candidate for the devices. He had the money, but he was conflicted. He’d been saving up for a top-of-the-line over-and-under. A shotgun, apparently. And that seemed more important to him.

      • Mark J Reed

        Are you not your brothers keeper?

        • Bernardo Stevens

          No. I’m not.
          Is this some mediocre application of Alinsky Rule 4?
          “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”

          • SufferinSuccotash,Pivoting

            I suppose we think that insurance is a collectivist conspiracy to rob us of our precious freedoms.

          • Janet Williams

            Commercial insurance? Bought voluntarily by willing customers? Who choose from various competing offers?
            That would be the opposite of a collectivist conspiracy.
            At least in my opinion.

          • deaddrift

            Funny how it works out that it’s also the opposite of a workable system.

          • Mark J Reed

            No Bernard, it’s a quote from the Bible.
            Try to live up to the word.

          • Janet Williams

            I bet he knows where the quote is from.
            I bet he’s pointing out why you used that quote.
            It went over your head, don’t worry about it.

      • SufferinSuccotash,Pivoting

        You have something against the Right To Bear Arms!?

        • Bernardo Stevens

          The 2nd amendment allows citizens to bear arms.
          I’m talking about the govt using force to compel people to pay for their neighbor’s health care.
          You know the difference.

      • Lizette Mullen

        Why is America the ONLY progressive country on the PLANET that refuses to provide this kind of care for EVERY citizen?

      • Lizette Mullen

        STUPID comment and here’s why: You don’t want the Gov to spend YOUR money helping friends, neighbors and fellow US citizens? Well every year they DONATE money to help people in nearly every other country! Ex: In 2012 they GAVE AWAY $33.2 BILLION DOLLARS of YOUR money for “economic assistance” to 184 foreign countries!

    • wyclif

      I’ll take that comment seriously as soon as you pony up for the author’s new set of choppers. Fair’s fair, right?

  • Norman Medina DDS

    Great article. Any pictures you can share?

  • Jane

    It’s unfortunate that many people cannot afford dental care in the US. That’s why thousands of Americans choose to go abroad for dental care to save 50-80% on the dental bill including the travel costs. Check out clinics abroad at to find a clinic that would suit your needs.

    • jeb

      dental tourism – apparently dentist are the best paid doctors ( although the quality of their work varies greatly as do their technology) so , yes that seems to be the way to go . Too bad not everyone can afford that or knows enough about it to make very well informed decisions related to taking such trips. I’ve heard some countries cover dental health in their health care plans – but Cuba is the only one I can think of ! Too bad more countries didn’t do that seeing as oral health really does influence overall health /is a good indicator of overall health.

    • Florence Kate

      i agree with you but if they go to abroad for dental care then they also spend money for tickets etc. Finding dental care in US in affordable rates is not that hard as you think.
      Regards : Florence Kate

  • Tommy

    Holy zthit, Batman! Thankzth!

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  • KGoriup

    I have two dental insurance plans and I haven’t the foggiest clue as to how either of them works other than neither of them seems to pay worth a damn. So I suppose a DIY approach isn’t so far out of the realm of possibility….

    • Jeb

      Unfortunately , dental insurance often doesn’t cover all one’s dental care needs- like root canals, crowns and dentures. And the premium dentists don’t take all insurance /or the insurance policy limits one’s choice of dentists . They are not all of the same quality or expertise and as of yet there is not an easily accessible reputable way of discerning /evaluating dentists, apart from word of mouth…. and even then.

  • Jeb

    3d printers will – I hope – change the way and the price at which dentures are made I read of a a company in Quebec already working on this matter and it won’t available soon enough.

  • Marilyn

    As a Brit, a nation supposedly notorious for the quality of their teeth, I was amazed to read that many people in the U.S. can’t (or won’t?) afford proper dental treatment and go abroad for it. In the U.K., we’re always being shown photos of Americans with sets of perfect white gnashers and also hearing of very expensive procedures to enhance one’s smile. Our National Health Service might be under a lot of pressure nowadays, but we do still have excellent dental surgeons who offer treatment on the NHS or at reasonable private rates. I shall appreciate mine even more after reading this article.

  • Kevin R Moore

    interesting read, Thanks! Funny storey, I was driving and had to sneeze and turned my head out the window, Much to my amazement, my denture flew out the window and got run over by a truck. My insurance would not pay for a replacement and my dentist wanted $2000 for a new partial to be made. And like Wayne here, I gave a lot of thought as to how I could make my own. Youtube to the rescue! After watching tutorials from actual Prosthodontists, I came to the same conclusion as Wayne. I ordered all my supplies, online, from dental warehouses, amazon and ebay. And here I sit now with a new parcial in my mouth, looks just like the partial I had made at the dentist. All for under $200, including the dremel tool and wax carving set. And I have enough material to make ten more.



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