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11/88Chances that Dan Quayle will become president within the next eight years if George Bush is elected: 1 in 4

11/88Estimated number of times George Bush recited the Pledge of Allegiance in the month following his nomination: 25

    Number of times he recited it while a student at Greenwich Country Day School: 0

11/88Number of special-interest tax breaks in the Republican party platform that would benefit the oil industry: 6

11/88Number of government programs the Republican party platform proposes to eliminate: 0

11/88Total federal spending in 1987, expressed as a percentage of the GNP: 23

    Total federal spending in 1980, expressed as a percentage of the GNP: 22

11/88Number of the 10 states with cuts in personal income taxes between 1986 and 1987 that had Democratic governors: 8

11/88Number of American state governments that maintain offices in Tokyo: 39

11/88Number of the world’s 25 largest banks that are Japanese: 17

    Number that are American: 0

11/88Rank of “freedom” among the words that the Japanese associate most strongly with the United States: 1

11/88Percentage of Americans who say they have “a great deal of confidence” in the executive branch of government: 16

11/88Estimated number of unexploded land and trip mines in Afghanistan: 4,000,000

11/88Members of Congress who have sent condolence letters to the families of the victims of the Iranian airliner crash: 6

11/88Number of child-care bills introduced during the 1979-80 session of Congress: 71

    Number introduced during the current session: 167

11/88Percentage of teenagers who say the world is “getting worse”: 45

11/88Percentage of Iowans who say that the death of Sid Vicious affected them personally: 5

11/88Amount the Pentagon has spent this year on test samples of marijuana-laced, freeze-dried urine: $9,000

11/88Value of the narcotics that the U.S. Border Patrol’s 3,200 agents detected this year, per agent: $123,758

    Value of the narcotics that the Patrol’s 24 drug-sniffing dogs detected this year, per dog: $4,696,574

11/88Price of a 45-minute private yoga lesson for a dog at Japan Trimming School in Tokyo: $34

11/88Average portion of paid vacation time that a Japanese worker takes: 1/2

11/88Percentage of Americans who say that God still performs miracles: 82

11/88Parking fees that Universal Studios collected from picketers of The Last Temptation of Christ: $4,500

11/88Total amount paid in residuals to the 10,000 members of the Writers Guild last year: $57,037,100

    Amount the Walt Disney Company paid its chairman in salary, bonuses, and stock options last year: $37,700,000

11/88Ratio of television sets produced to babies born each year in the United States: 3:1

11/88Average number of alcoholic beverages an 8- to 12-year-old American child can name: 5.2

11/88Percentage increase in video rentals of Hoosiers on the weekend following Dan Quayle’s acceptance speech: 39

11/88Average number of golf games Dan Quayle played each week last year: 3

11/88Tons of jelly beans the White House has purchased from the Goelitz Candy Company since 1981: 12

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