5/92Price of Video Catnip, a 25-minute video of birds, squirrels, and chipmunks, from Pet Avision: $19.95

Pet Avision (Morgantown, W. Va.)

12/91Price of a deluxe model Jog-A-Dog, a treadmill for pets: $1,695

Jog-A-Dog, Inc. (Genoa, Ohio)

12/98Fee that an anonymous family has paid Texas A&M University to clone their pet collie mix, Missy: $2,300,000

Texas A&M University (College Station, Tex.)

4/98Amount that the Paula Jones Legal Fund has spent since 1994 on “pet care” for a dog named Mitzie: $95

“President Clinton’s Opposition to Motions of Paula Jones et al.,” served in U.S. District Court, 11/13/97

6/89Price of a baby-nursing “Bonder Vest” for fathers, bottle not included: $19.95

Alfred Goldson, M.D. (Washington)