9/01Amount the head researchers invested in Russian securities during this period, prompting a federal lawsuit: $1,300,000
12/97State spending to be proposed next year in Michigan on one-way out-of-state bus fare for welfare recipients: $1,372,000
8/07Average number of liters of bottled water delivered to U.S. troops in Iraq each day: 1,400,000
11/94Leftover campaign funds spent on legal fees by 11 former members of Congress between 1979 and 1993: $1,409,445
6/07Minimum number of different books sold in the U.S. last year, as tracked by Nielsen BookScan: 1,446,000
10/85Budget per episode of Miami Vice: $1,500,000
Budget of the Miami vice squad unit in 1984: $1,161,741
5/91Number of plastic garbage bags the U.S. Army has estimated will be needed to clean up Kuwait, per month: 1,500,000
11/91Total amount the U.S. government has paid informants and witnesses in its prosecution of Manuel Noriega: $1,500,000
9/94Amount for which a Pennsylvania woman is suing the state’s lottery commission because she has never won: $1,500,000
12/96Amount a London insurance firm will pay clients who can prove they were impregnated by God: $1,500,000
5/01Compensation awarded a 30-year-old Australian in February for corporal punishment he suffered in high school: $1,500,000
Number who have returned home since then: 1,500,000
Number of arrowheads they produce each year: 1,500,000
12/05Number of Cuba’s fourteen provinces that were directly hit by a Category 4 hurricane in July: 12
7/02Amount that Bush’s first 320 appointees spent on campaign contributions in the previous election cycle: $1,590,000
Amount that Bill Clinton’s first 320 appointees spent on campaign contributions in the election cycle prior to Clinton’s election: $1,040,000
2/88Tons of earth that groundhogs in New York State move each year while tunneling: 1,600,000
1/96Amount Americans spend each day on goods produced by prison labor: $1,600,000
11/06Amount that U.S. embassy staff in London owe in unpaid traffic charges: $1,600,000
4/08Total amount that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have given to the campaigns of Democratic “superdelegates”: $1,601,925
2/99Amount that Nike CEO Philip Knight was paid last year after his annual compensation was cut by 42 percent: $1,680,000
1/91Total contributions by individuals in 1989 to New York City’s Bide-a-Wee Home Association for pets: $1,700,000
Total contributions by individuals in 1989 to New York City’s Coalition for the Homeless: $622,000
3/04Estimated cost to replace Lawrence Livermore weapons laboratory’s locks after master keys were lost last year: $1,700,000
3/05Amount that Egypt owes the United States in unpaid parking tickets: $1,700,000
8/08Square footage of new jail space slated for construction at Bagram Air Field in Afghanistan: 1,742,400
7/92Estimated number of baseballs, photos, and posters Texas Rangers pitcher Nolan Ryan autographed last winter: 90,000
Estimated amount he earned from this: $1,800,000
3/97Speaking fees earned last year by Book of Virtues author William Bennett: $1,800,000
7/92Highest number of immigrants that ever passed through Ellis Island in a single year: 1,285,000
Number of immigrants entering the United States in 1991: 1,827,167
9/85Pounds of frozen chicken Peru exported to the Soviet Union this year to help pay back a loan: 1,860,432
12/88Rolls of toilet paper the Pentagon has used since 1980: 1,895,040
5/01Factor by which the cost of China’s Three Gorges Dam is expected to exceed its original $4.5 billion budget: 16
Estimated number of people who will be displaced by the dam’s construction: 1,900,000
1/04Amount by which 2004 campaign contributions to Lyndon LaRouche had exceeded those to Wesley Clark last fall: $1,900,000
Amount the U.S. spent partially reconstructing it: $1,900,000
3/91Total salary Drexel Burnham has paid two of its financial analysts since declaring bankruptcy last May: $1,933,332.20
6/05Number of books registered at BookCrossing.com, so the books can be left in public places and found by others: 1,935,000
Number of the books left behind that have been from the Left Behind series: 2,047
4/85Estimated number of cockroaches in the Pentagon: 2,000,000
Percentage by which the average payments on these loans will increase: 25
3/86Amount South Africa spends annually for lobbyists in the United States: $2,000,000
9/89Estimated amount of grease New Orleans restaurants disposed of last year, in gallons: 2,000,000
8/90Federal funds spent on drug-rehabilitation programs for state and local prison inmates last year: $2,000,000
Federal funds budgeted for these programs this year: 0
11/90Number of sandbags the U.S. Army has shipped to Saudi Arabia since August 2: 2,000,000
Average amount spent on weapons by Croatian and Muslim forces each day since then: $2,000,000
Estimated number laid: 2,000,000
1/98Minimum price of 2000 Secure, a millennium-bug insurance policy offered by a New York City brokerage firm: $2,000,000
8/99Annual cost of containing plants and animals accidentally irradiated at Washington’s Hanford Nuclear Site: $2,000,000
1/00Estimated amount lost by Isaac Newton in South Sea stock speculation in the 1720s: $2,000,000
5/01Estimated number of Americans who listen to Oliver North’s weekly radio show: 2,000,000
2/04Number of a Texas toddler’s burned fingers amputated in 1992 after she was left in a car with her mother’s lit cigarette: 9.5
Settlement Philip Morris paid the girl’s family last May: $2,000,000
Percentage that were found to contain some degree of anti-Americanism: 35
8/05Amount that Northwest Airlines expects to save each year by eliminating free magazines on flights: $565,000
Amount by eliminating free pretzels: $2,000,000
2/06Percentage of U.S. CEO vacancies that are filled from outside the company: 40
Average amount the companies spend on each search: $2,000,000
12/08Amount a Chinese investor paid in June to have lunch with Warren Buffett: $2,110,000
2/95Amount Lyndon LaRouche has collected in contributions for his 1996 presidential campaign: $2,180,730
1/92Total presidential campaign funds raised by George Bush in his first two days of fund-raising last fall: $2,200,000
Total campaign funds raised by the six Democratic presidential candidates as of last October: $2,200,000
7/02Number of subscribers to Japanese prime minister Junichiro Koizumi’s email magazine Lionheart: 2,200,000
10/92Amount of candy corn produced in the United States each year, expressed in ears: 2,250,000
5/92Amount the city of Los Angeles spent last year on a fingerprint-reading system to catch welfare cheats: $2,282,740
Number of offenders that have been caught so far: 11
12/98Fee that an anonymous family has paid Texas A&M University to clone their pet collie mix, Missy: $2,300,000
5/97Median jury award made against a U.S. news media company last year: $2,380,000
5/88Contributions to 1986 congressional candidates that came from PACs formed by foreign companies: $2,400,000
9/94Cost of developing and growing the grass playing field used for the World Cup at Michigan’s Silverdome: $2,400,000
1/02Number of Pop-Tarts dropped on Afghanistan as part of U.S. airborne food aid in the first month of bombing: 2,400,000
6/03Number of Medicare patients dropped since 1998 by U.S. HMOs claiming inadequate reimbursement rates: 2,400,000
3/03Annual corporate pension that CSX will pay the new U.S. treasury secretary for the rest of his life: $2,470,000
10/87Names in Ronald Reagan’s contributor file in 1980: 200,000
Names in Pat Robertson’s contributor file today: 2,500,000
4/91Stud fees the Justice Department plans to earn in 1991 from a show horse seized from an alleged drug dealer: $2,500,000
1/00Number of New York City children issued Civil Defense dog tags by 1952 to identify them after a nuclear attack: 2,500,000
8/02Number of Argentines who belong to at least one of their country’s 5,000 bartering clubs: 2,500,000
4/05Estimated number of young Christians in 1995 who had pledged to wait until marriage for sex: 2,500,000
Estimated percentage who waited: 12
11/08Number of registered users on AshleyMadison.com, a site for people who “want to explore the new infidelity”: 2,540,000
9/02Projected cost per mile of the security fence Israel is building around the West Bank: $2,563,600
1/01Factor by which the mass of a black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy exceeds the mass of the sun: 2,600,000
9/92Copies of Dale Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People printed in Russia since 1990: 2,667,822
6/96Average daily amount U.S. insurers pay to cover them: $2,739,726
1/92Amount that Senator John Glenn still owes creditors from his 1984 presidential campaign: $2,753,252
7/06Estimated change since 2001 in the total number of U.S. private-sector jobs: +1,900,000
Estimated number of new private-sector jobs created by government spending during that time: 2,800,000
2/06Margin by which total votes for Democrats in the last three Senate elections exceeded those for Republicans: 2,900,000
Number of seats won by Democrats and Republicans, respectively: 46, 56
4/07Estimated number of babies who have been created so far through in vitro fertilization: 3,000,000
Federal funds spent last year to promote celibacy among teenagers: $3,000,000
6/88Acres of wilderness Bolivia will preserve in exchange for a $650,000 reduction in its foreign debt: 3,000,000
8/97Estimated number of “objectionable” Web pages to which Microsystems’ Cyber Patrol program blocks access: 3,000,000
7/99Amount spent last year by Mount Vernon’s directors to give George Washington’s reputation more “sizzle”: $3,000,000
5/03Grant that the Department of Energy gave a U.S. company last November to create a new living organism: $3,000,000
7/05Minimum amount that members of Congress have paid their own relatives since 2001: $3,000,000
2/02Minimum amount the Saudi government spent last fall on multi-page U.S. print ads touting King Fahd: $3,200,000
2/02Number by which a new study claims that media estimates of the U.S. Muslim population are inflated: 3,200,000
Estimated number of weeks after September 11 that the American Jewish Committee sponsored the study: 1
12/04Value of the Halliburton shares owned by New York City’s Fire Department Pension Fund: $3,359,095
6/88Estimated number of pornographic videocassettes that are rented each week: 3,400,000
4/90Estimated amount Viking Penguin has spent on extra security since publishing The Satanic Verses: $3,400,000
Estimated amount Viking Penguin has earned from sales of the book: $3,400,000
7/98Amount the California prison system has spent since 1993 to prevent birds from being electrocuted by its fences: $3,400,000
1/85Value placed on a life by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration: $3,500,000
1/90Number of South African blacks who have lost their jobs since 1980 as a result of divestment: 3,520,000
8/03Change since March 2001 in the number of working-age Americans who are neither working nor looking for work: +3,600,000
3/88Amount the Army is spending on 1,100 canvas and plastic decoy M-1 tanks: $3,630,000
6/87Public revenues generated by marriage license fees in New York City in 1985: $806,090
By divorce fees: $3,637,095
3/08Amount that Louisiana State University has raised since 2001 to care for its live tiger mascot: $3,750,000
9/01Endowment a tobacco company gave a U.K. university last year for a “corporate social responsibility” center: £3,800,000
1/02Amount the Pentagon paid a private company last fall for exclusive access to satellite pictures of Afghanistan: $3,800,000
8/07Number of the forty-seven Mexican consulates in cities across America that have opened since 1980: 42
Amount the consulates spent last year to repatriate the bodies of Mexicans who died here: $3,800,000
3/05Number of new doctors sub-Saharan Africa would need for its per-capita number to match America’s: 3,900,000
10/85Amount the U.S. government spent on paper shredders in 1984: $4,000,000
Students in the Soviet Union who are studying English: 4,000,000
Estimated number that haven’t been: 4,000,000-30,000,000
11/88Estimated number of unexploded land and trip mines in Afghanistan: 4,000,000
12/89Estimated amount supermarket tabloids pay informants for celebrity tips each year: $4,000,000
9/93Amount the Health Insurance Association of America spent last spring on health-care-policy ads: $4,000,000
5/07Number of magnetic “Support Our Troops” ribbons sold by the leading manufacturer in 2004: 4,000,000
12/08Number of U.S. postage stamps printed in June whose packaging mistakenly listed a phone-sex number: 4,000,000
Telephone number that was printed in place of 1-800-STAMP-24, the number for reordering: 1-800-TRAMP-24
6/91Estimated number of Americans who have had wires, screws, pins, nails, or plates surgically implanted: 4,400,000
10/04Compensation the U.S. government has paid Iraqis for wrongful deaths, injuries, and property damage since 2002: $4,475,643
12/90Number of free gas masks the Israeli government plans to distribute to Israeli citizens and visitors this year: 4,500,000
9/06Number of convictions that have been handed down so far under India’s 1996 law to ban sex-determination tests: 1
5/01Number of pages of documents related to the Iran-Contra investigation that are still sealed: 4,630,000
11/88Value of the narcotics that the U.S. Border Patrol’s 3,200 agents detected this year, per agent: $123,758
Value of the narcotics that the Patrol’s 24 drug-sniffing dogs detected this year, per dog: $4,696,574
4/07Fine paid in 2006 by a company building the U.S. border fence, in a guilty plea for hiring illegal immigrants: $4,700,000
2/97Amount that is being spent by the federal and state governments to preserve the Florida panther, per panther: $4,800,000
2/07Amount the Defense Department is paying North Dakota researchers to develop a biofuel for military jets: $4,800,000
6/97Number of Americans employed domestically by U.S. subsidiaries of foreign corporations: 4,900,000
7/87Estimated legal fees generated each month by the Pennzoil-Texaco lawsuit: $5,000,000
9/90Amount the U.S. Army spent last year on recreational target-practice programs for civilians: $5,000,000
8/06Amount appropriated by the governor of Texas in June to set up border-watching webcams: $5,000,000
6/96Amount the Pentagon will spend this year to equip Andrews Air Force Base with a third golf course: $5,100,000
11/08Minimum number of children in the United States who have at least one parent in the country illegally: 5,100,000
7/03Amount by which the number of government jobs in the U.S. exceeds the number of manufacturing jobs: 5,129,000
8/88Amount the U.S. Air Force will spend this year on imported-goatskin flight jackets: $5,193,000
10/02Maximum amount each of Enron’s 4,500 laid-off employees would receive as part of a proposed settlement: $13,500
Average amount the company paid each of its 140 top executives last year: $5,300,000
3/93Amount for which Bruce Springsteen’s voice is insured by Lloyd’s of London: $5,406,800
7/91Number of hours that U.S. convenience-store employees spend counting pennies each year: 5,500,000
8/90Total number of documents classified as “secret” or “top secret” by the federal government last year: 5,506,720
4/86Pounds of redfish harvested from the Gulf of Mexico in 1982: 2,400,000
1/91Amount the Department of Veterans’ Affairs paid in 1989 in benefits to people who are dead: $5,700,000
1/89Estimated amount the British government spent worldwide to stop publication of Spycatcher: $6,000,000
6/97Fine levied last October against a Dole campaign-finance official convicted of laundering contributions: $6,000,000
7/01Average monthly viewership of NakedNews.com, a Canadian website whose anchors strip while reading the news: 6,000,000
Estimated number of different official names that have been applied to them: 6,000,000
8/00Minimum amount President Clinton’s pension and staff will cost U.S. taxpayers if his life span is average: $6,072,000
11/98Number of Moscow’s major newspapers that mentioned last August’s Clinton/Yeltsin summit the day before it began: 0
Number of U.S. households that chose professional wrestling over the President ‘s televised apology that month: 6,379,000
12/07Total contributions to 2008 presidential campaigns so far that have come from the oil and gas industry: $1,727,000
Total from the education industry: $6,406,000
9/97Amount that current campaign-finance investigations have cost the DNC in legal and clerical fees: $7,000,000
Amount of “questionable” contributions the DNC has subsequently been forced to return: $2,800,000
11/92Amount by which the number of women voting in 1988 exceeded the number of men who voted: 7,000,000
2/93Asking price for Amerika, a 27-acre town in eastern Germany’s Karl Marx County: $7,000,000
7/99Cost of the 105 bomb-proof boundary posts placed on the Iraq-Kuwait border after the Gulf War: $7,000,000
10/88Amount offered to the Congo this year to accept 100,000 tons of Europe’s toxic waste: $7,063,500
9/84Amount spent by the University of Alabama on athletics in the last academic year: $7,069,000
2/02Amount the Pentagon has paid a Washington P.R. firm since then to help sway public opinion abroad: $7,100,000
3/01Amount owed creditors by the touring song-and-dance group Up with People when it went under last December: $7,300,000
Total amount of leftover campaign funds that these members will be eligible to keep: $7,324,643
4/91Amount the federal government spent last year on the savings and loan bailout, per hour: $7,420,000
2/88Tons of earth that will be moved to build the tunnel under the English Channel: 7,500,000
10/03Amount in “disgorgement” that the SEC has ordered a former Xerox CEO to pay in connection with alleged fraud: $7,600,000
Percentage of this payment that Xerox will cover: 100
9/05Amount the U.S. spent last year on mosquito nets to fight malaria in Africa: $4,000,000
Amount it paid a consultancy to conduct “social marketing” of mosquito nets: $7,600,000
9/88Amount the Justice Department has spent to prosecute the Iran-contra case: $7,792,849
Amount the government spent to protect Oliver North during last year’s congressional hearings: $1,200,000
Amount the four Iran-contra defendants allegedly diverted to the contras: $3,800,000
4/85Estimated contributions to the contras from private American groups and citizens in the last year: $8,000,000
3/03British price-fixing fine levied last November on Hasbro, the maker of Monopoly: $8,000,000
9/03Amount Pat Robertson has invested in Liberian gold mining: $8,000,000
Number of times he cited the country’s leaders as wronged Christians on his TV show while President Bush was in Africa: 3
10/91Amount Woodstock, New York, plans to earn by selling one-square-inch plots of the town for $10 apiece: $8,400,000
1/06Tons of waste produced by New York City each year: 8,500,000
6/91Average number of complaints of excessive force lodged each day against police in the three largest U.S. cities: 14
Amount the city of Los Angeles paid out in settlements of police-brutality suits last year: $8,699,431
12/95Amount by which the Beatles outearned the Rolling Stones last year: $9,000,000
11/97Amount by which Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo’s 1998 team contract exceeds that of Michael Jordan: $9,000,000
6/04Amount that next year’s Defense Department budget proposal requests for researching low-yield nuclear weapons: $9,000,000
Number of years that such research was illegal before Congress repealed the ban last November: 10
Word count today: 9,097,000
10/92Number of wisdom teeth extracted from Americans last year: 9,337,000
6/01Years after the McCain-Feingold campaign-finance-reform bill was first introduced that it passed the Senate in April: 5
Total amount raised at the two major-party fund-raisers held in the week before its passage: $9,500,000
1/90Net worth of Donald Trump, per pound: $9,700,000
4/00Number of U.S. Census respondents in 1990 who identified their race as “other”: 9,804,847
7/89Payment that five former employees demanded from Du Pont in 1988 for not disclosing the Lycra formula: $10,000,000
11/89Amount Ivana Trump is seeking in a suit against a cosmetics company for marketing “Ivana” lipstick: $10,000,000.
8/85Legal fees paid by CBS to outside counsel in 1984: $10,400,000
8/03Amount a judge ordered the Anti-Defamation League to pay in April for calling a Colorado couple anti-Semitic: $10,500,000
10/86Number of jobs created during the Carter Administration: 10,600,000
8/85Net profit of the Turner Broadcasting System in 1984: $10,620,000