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Birds

Jan 2006Number of dominoes that a wayward sparrow toppled just before a Dutch world-record attempt in November: 23,000
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Endemol NV (Aalsmeer, The Netherlands)

May 2003Estimated number of bird species that have declined because of Oregon logging since 1968: 23
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Brian E. Sharp, Ecological Perspectives (Portland, Oreg.)

May 2003Average number of days an oiled seabird survives in the wild after cleaning and release: 6
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Brian E. Sharp, Ecological Perspectives (Portland, Oreg.)

Nov 2001Ratio of New York bird deaths last summer attributed to West Nile virus to those attributed to pollution: 2:3
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New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (Long Island City)

Nov 2001Age, in months, at which an infant can distinguish between a bird and an airplane: 9
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Department of Cognitive Science, University of California, San Diego.

Apr 2000Number of days a Norse woman incubated a bird's egg between her breasts last spring before giving up: 28
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Anne-Merit Smette (Sinnskog, Norway)

Mar 2000Estimated percentage change since 1979 in the number of birds killed annually by U.S. communications towers: +186
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U.S. Office of Migratory Bird Management (Arlington, Va.)

Mar 2000Percentage of Hawaiian bird species that have become extinct since 1778: 49
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U.S. Geological Survey Biological Resources Division (Hawaii National Park)

Jan 2000Number of dodo heads successfully preserved since the birds' extinction in 1638: 1
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Oxford Museum of Natural History (Oxford, U.K.)

Jul 1998Amount the California prison system has spent since 1993 to prevent birds from being electrocuted by its fences: $3,400,000
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California Corrections Department (Sacramento)

May 29, 2009A man in Munich received a two-year suspended sentence for beating another man with a swan.
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Spiegel

January 2, 2009A rare red-browed Amazon parrot at a wildlife conservatory in Loxahatchee Groves, Florida, terrorized by New Year's fireworks, beat itself to death against the cage it shared with its mate/
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Miami Herald

September 24, 2008A flock of wild turkeys terrorized a town in Oregon.
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Gazette Times

July 30, 2007It was proven that crows remember their enemies.
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KING 5 NEWS

July 30, 2007A lost and distraught lovebird flew amok on a flight from Bangkok to Manila.
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Inquirer via Global Nation

July 29, 2007Ornithologists remained unsure as to why some duck species have such long, swirly penises or convoluted vaginas that spiral in the opposite direction and feature pockets and culs-de-sac.
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Philadelphia Inquirer via Sun Journal

July 1, 2007A New York man attacked a peacock he claimed was a vampire.
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My Way

May 30, 2007It was revealed that young sparrows learn their songs by eavesdropping.
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UPI via ScienceDaily

May 24, 2007 President Bush expressed his continuing support for embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales at a press conference in the White House Rose Garden. “I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job,” said Bush, as a passing sparrow shit on his sleeve.
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USA Today

May 11, 2007 Peruvian scientists were concerned that an itinerant penguin from Chile “could suffer discrimination” among Peru's penguins.
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BBC

April 6, 2007Herding dogs were being used to control the spiraling goose population in New York's Central Park.
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New York Times

March 30, 2007In Germany, a black Australian swan named Petra was in love with a paddleboat.
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Ananova

February 3, 2007 Britain's top female paraglider was mauled by eagles. “Eagles,” said a colleague, “are the sharks of the air.”
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NZPA via stuff.co.nz

January 31, 2007After it ransacked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Washington, D.C., residence, a small black bird was captured in a brown bag and released. “She kept thinking to herself,” said a spokesman, “‘Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”’
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Washington Post

January 29, 2007A ring-neck duck named Perky, who was found alive in a hunter's refrigerator two days after being shot, died, then came back to life in Tallahassee.
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BBC

January 26, 2007An egg crate full of pigeons exploded at a pet market in Baghdad, killing 15 people and injuring 35. “My friends and I rushed to the scene,” said a witness, “where we saw burned dead bodies, pieces of flesh, and several dead expensive puppies and birds.”
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BBC

November 22, 2006In Washington, D.C., President George W. Bush pardoned two turkeys, Flyer and Fryer.
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AP via local6.com

November 22, 2006In Ramsey, New Jersey, a flock of turkeys was spotted waiting for a New York-bound train.
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AP via Seattle Post-Intelligencer

November 21, 2006 Indian officials announced that they would establish seven vulture havens in order to relieve shortages at the Towers of Silence, where Zoroastrians leave their dead to be eaten.
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Mumbai Mirror

November 20, 2006Two Texas penguins that survived a truck crash hatched a chick.
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Houston Chronicle

November 16, 2006Parents in Illinois were lodging complaints against an elementary school library for carrying And Tango Makes Three, a children's book based on a true story about gay male penguins.
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CBS 3

November 12, 2006Fourteen ducklings were stomped to death in Florida.
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TBO.com

October 26, 2006A pelican attacked and ate a pigeon in London's St. James's park.
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BBC News

October 19, 2006A Denver woman was ruled criminally insane for stabbing her 21-month-old granddaughter 62 times with a butcher knife after she received “spiritual messages from the geese flying overhead.”
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Denver Post

August 10, 2006In Texas a truck carrying zoo animals overturned, immediately killing one penguin; three more penguins were killed by oncoming traffic. The octopus was not harmed.
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The Guardian

August 4, 2006A laser-equipped research aircraft owned by NASA was being used to locate woodpeckers in the Mississippi Delta.
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CNN

July 29, 2006 New York a man bit the head off a rooster that he accused of harming his pigeon.
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AOL News

July 21, 2006An American scientist claimed that parrots are as intelligent as five-year-old children.
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ABC (Australia)

June 18, 2006The Lakeland, Florida, English swan population, which is descended from swans given to the city by the Queen of England in 1957, was being eaten by alligators at three times the normal rate.
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NewsNet5.com

June 15, 2006A Norwegian hen laid an egg twice normal size, then was killed to stop her suffering.
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Aftenposten

June 14, 2006 Rome was troubled by seagulls and lice.
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Wanted in Rome

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Wanted in Rome

April 26, 2006After 15,000 tries a California scientist was able to teach starlings some grammar.
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Seattle Post-Intelligencer

April 5, 2006In China a woman was selected from 70 volunteers to live for seven days in a cage with Internet access and 300 birds.
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All Headline News

February 18, 2006Another person died from bird flu in Iraq. The flu was also found in poultry in Germany, France, and Egypt, and 50,000 chickens died from the disease in India.
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Bloomberg News

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People's Daily Online

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BBC News

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China View

February 12, 2006U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney shot and severely injured a fellow hunter while hunting quail at a friend's 50,000-acre Texas ranch.
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The New York Times

January 30, 2006In southern Poland, 66 people were crushed to death when an exhibition hall collapsed during an international pigeon fanciers' fair.
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The New York Times

January 16, 2006An Indonesian girl died of bird flu, and Turkey had killed 306,000 birds.
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BBC News

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BBC News

December 15, 2005A Florida owl was found to be high on marijuana.
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9News.com

December 11, 2005It was announced that the Dutch sparrow that was shot and killed after it knocked down 23,000 dominoes will be preserved and displayed at Rotterdam's Natural History museum, perched atop a box of dominoes.
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BBC News

November 24, 2005A German woman named Petra Ficker threw her husband, Frank Ficker, out of the house after her parrot cried out the name of Mr. Ficker's mistress, Uta. “It's just me and my parrot now,” said Petra.
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All Headline News

November 22, 2005 President Bush issued pardons to two turkeys, which were then sent to Disneyland to serve as grand marshals at a parade. “The granting of the turkey pardon,” said the President, “is not a responsibility that I take lightly.” The turkeys, Marshmallow and Yam, earned their pardons when they beat out Democracy and Freedom in an online poll.
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The White House

November 17, 2005 China announced that it will vaccinate 14 billion poultry against bird flu.
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Newsday

November 15, 2005At a convention center in Leeuwarden, Netherlands, a sparrow flew in through an open window and knocked over 23,000 dominoes. The sparrow cowered in a corner until it was shot and killed.
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USA Today

October 24, 2005In the UK a quarantined parrot died from the H5N1 strain of avian flu. Croatian swans were dying of flu, and pigeons in Australia were under close observation.
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BBC News

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CNN.com

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ABC News

October 15, 2005 Danish soldiers in Iraq and Kosovo were being issued soothing pillows that chirp like birds.
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Reuters

October 13, 2005 Avian flu arrived in Romania and Turkey. In response, Bulgaria refused entry to a flock of 20 circus doves that had been performing in Turkey.
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BBC News

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Reuters

August 19, 2005 Washington authorities took an orphaned duck named Gooey away from the woman who had raised it from a duckling and dressed it in duck diapers. "If you don't give me the duck," said a wildlife agent, "I'm going to arrest you." The woman refused to hand over the duck, which was eventually pulled from her arms.
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AP

July 28, 2005As the culmination of its $1.4 billion “Return to Flight” effort, NASA launched the Space Shuttle Discovery into orbit. Almost immediately, the shuttle shed pieces of insulation and hit a bird. President George W. Bush watched the launch on a small television and clapped his hands, and NASA grounded all future shuttle flights.
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Newsday

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Boston.com

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The Washington Post

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The Washington Post

July 25, 2005An Australian eel nicknamed Eddie was seen swallowing a goose.
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Practical Fishkeeping

May 8, 2005A Providence, Rhode Island, man attacked a goose and stomped its goslings to death.
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TurnTo10.com

May 4, 2005 Vietnam decided to vaccinate 600,000 birds for avian flu.
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New Scientist

February 3, 2005 Scientists learned that birds are not dumb.
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The International Herald Tribune

January 20, 2005The World Health Organization warned that the bird flu virus endemic in Asia was mutating in such a way that it could cause a major, overdue human influenza outbreak with a "best case scenario" of 2 million to 7 million deaths.
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Reuters

January 6, 2005and the evolution of the great tit, a kind of bird, contradicted Darwin.
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London Times

December 20, 2004Scientists estimated that ten percent of all bird species will become extinct by the end of the century, and enrollment was down at London's premier Santa school.
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New York Times

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Stanford University

December 2, 2004 Po'ouli birds took another step toward extinction.
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New York Times

October 24, 2004Senator John Kerry killed some geese in Ohio and showed reporters his bloody hand to prove it.
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New York Times

July 25, 2004 People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals released a videotape of workers in a chicken factory stomping on live chickens and throwing them against a wall; the undercover investigator who documented the abuse said that he saw hundreds of cruel acts, including squeezing birds till they explode.
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New York Times

April 20, 2004Federal authorities confirmed that a man in Westchester County, New York, contracted avian flu last fall; there was no evidence that he was ever in direct contact with birds.
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New York Times

January 5, 2004 President Bush spent the first day of the new year killing small birds in Texas; he reportedly resolved to eat fewer desserts.
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New York Times

December 9, 2003Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly killed more than 70 farm-raised ringneck pheasants during a "canned hunt" in which 500 of the birds were released for the pleasure of Cheney and nine companions; the men were credited with 417 pheasants and an undisclosed number of ducks.
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Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

November 28, 2003 Bird-watchers rediscovered the long-legged warbler, a bird that had been thought extinct, on Viti Levu, a Fijian island.
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Birdlife International

November 8, 2003 Israeli soldiers shot dead a ten-year-old Palestinian boy who apparently wandered into a forbidden area while he was trying to catch birds.
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New York Times

April 8, 2003 Animal-lovers were trying to save hedgehogs on the Scottish island of North Uist which are scheduled to be culled to prevent them from eating the eggs of wading birds.
December 3, 2002 Wildlife officials in Hawaii said they planned to capture the three last po`ouli birds in existence; the three birds live within 2 miles of one another but have never met.
July 23, 2002 Disney World ended a 30-year tradition of releasing homing pigeons during such shows as “Cinderella's Surprise Celebration” when it realized the birds were routinely being attacked and eaten by red-tailed hawks.
July 23, 2002 Meow Mix, the cat-food company, was working on a television show for cats, featuring “squirrels, bouncing balls, birds, and all the things cats love to watch.”
June 18, 2002 The United Nations World Food Summit convened in Rome; delegates dined on lobster, goose stuffed with olives, and foie gras on toast with kiwifruit.
May 28, 2002 The New York Times reported on its front page, just a few inches below a picture of people jumping to their deaths from the World Trade Center, that editors of the various international editions of Cosmopolitan magazine had descended on Manhattan to sit at the feet of the sages of the Hearst Corporation and were told that “beefcake” is “what's hot now.” Israeli scientists unveiled their new genetically modified featherless chickens, which are supposed to be cheaper to kill, as they need not be plucked, though the naked birds have been unable to mate, because the males cannot flap their wings, and they are vulnerable to mosquito attacks and disease, and they fall down stunned if they happen to wander out into the sunlight.
May 21, 2002 People and birds were dropping dead in India because of a heat wave.
April 2, 2002 The Pentagon was lobbying Congress for an exemption from the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, the Marine Mammal Protection Act, the Noise Control Act, the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, and the Endangered Species Act because the laws are all inconvenient and expensive.
June 26, 2001Male birds in Australia were observed mimicking the sound of a cell phone during courtship.
February 6, 2001 Scientists spent five weeks watching helicopters fly over king penguins in the Antarctic to determine whether the birds topple over backward while watching aircraft. They do not.
January 23, 2001 London officials cancelled the license of the pigeon-food vendor in Trafalgar Square as part of a new war on bird droppings. After animal-rights groups expressed concern over the starvation of the birds, it was announced that the square's 3,000 pigeons would be fed for another month.
December 12, 2000A fossil of a microraptor dinosaur was said to strengthen the theory that birds evolved from dinosaurs.
October 31, 2000Scientists at the University of Chicago believe that zebra finches sing songs in their dreams, perhaps in order to memorize the melodies; their conclusion was based on a study of the songbirds' brainwaves.
October 10, 2000A federal judge ordered that the Animal Welfare Act be extended to protect birds, mice, and rats used in research laboratories; vivisectionists expressed concern that the progress of science might be impeded.
September 19, 2000 Bird watchers discovered that CBS Sports was routinely dubbing bird calls into its golf broadcasts; CBS has put a stop to the practice.

December 2009

THE GENERAL ELECTRIC SUPERFRAUD
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By David Gargill

THE MASTER OF SPIN BOLDAK
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By Matthieu Aikins

MERMAID FEVER
A story by Steven Millhauser

UNDERSTANDING OBAMACARE
By Luke Mitchell

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