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India

Dec 2006Number of Americans and Britons who now work in the IT industry in India: 30,000
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National Association of Software and Service Companies (New Delhi)

Dec 2006Monthly cost for a U.S. student to receive unlimited online tutoring from a Bangalore-based “e-tutor”: $100
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TutorVista (Bangalore, India)

Oct 2006 Estimated amount that a farmed tiger could fetch if sold for parts, according to an Indian free-market think tank: $120,000
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Liberty Institute (New Delhi)

Sep 2006Number of convictions that have been handed down so far under India’s 1996 law to ban sex-determination tests: 1
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U.N. Population Fund (N.Y.C.)

Sep 2006Estimated number of female fetuses that have been selectively aborted in India since then: 4,500,000
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Prabhat Jha, Center for Global Health Research (Toronto)

Jun 2004Average number of people who die every day in Bombay commuter-train accidents : 10
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Manavta Railway Accident Response Centre (Bombay, India)

Apr 2004Monthly bonus an Indian chief of police is paying his officers who grow mustaches, which, he believes, command respect : 66c
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The Asian Age (New Delhi)

Mar 2004Number of girls under age six in India for every boy : 0.93
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U.N. Population Fund (N.Y.C.)

Sep 2003 Percentage of Indian college students who cite Gandhi and Hitler, respectively, as models for leaders of India: 23, 17
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Times of India (Mumbai)

Apr 2003Amount for which Dow Chemical is suing Indian protesters over a two-hour demonstration held in Bhopal last year: $10,000
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The Dow Chemical Company (Midland, Mich.)/Harper's research

Jan 2003Number of years that a former Union Carbide factory in Bhopal, India, has been leaking toxic chemicals: 18
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Greenpeace International (Washington)/Harper's research

Oct 2002Number of bookies arrested in India in March on charges they took bets on Hindu-Muslim riots: 101
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Jaipur Police (Jaipur, India)

Nov 2001Estimated percentage change since 1997 in the population of two species of vultures in India: –90
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U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

Sep 2000Percentage of newborns in India who would qualify for intensive care if they were born in California: 30
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Dr. David Barker, University of Southampton (England)

Jul 2000Number of months after severe floods hit India last October that the country suffered severe drought: 6
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Embassy of India (Washington)

Jun 2000Number of residents of India without access to fresh drinking water for every Internet user there: 115
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International Data Corporation (Framingham, Mass.)/World Wildlife Federation (Washington)

May 2000Percentage by which India has announced that it will increase its military budget next year: 28
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Embassy of India (Washington)

Jan 2000Percentage change in the value of India's cotton exports between 1815 and 1832: -92
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Hobsbawm, The Age of Revolution

Jan 2000Percentage change in the amount of British cotton products India imported during the period between 1815 and 1832: +1,500
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Hobsbawm, The Age of Revolution

Oct 1999Weeks after Pakistan vowed last July to rid a disputed territory of Pakistani rebels that India downed one of its planes: 6
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Embassy of Pakistan (Washington)

Oct 1999Estimated number of illiterates in India's population as it reached one billion last August: 300,000,000
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U.N. Population Division (Washington)

Sep 1999Ratio of the price in South Africa of a month's worth of U.S. AIDS drugs to what Indian-made drugs would cost: 7:1
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ActUp (N.Y.C.)

Aug 1998Estimated number of news stories published worldwide this year on India's imminent nuclear-test plans: 500
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James Ledbetter, The Village Voice (N.Y.C.)

Aug 1998Percentage by which India expects to increase the budget of its Department of Atomic Energy in the next year: 59
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Indian Embassy (Washington)

Aug 1998Percentage change since 1993 in the annual number of American tourists visiting India: +55
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Government of India Tourist Office (N.Y.C.)

April 14, 2008In the Indian city of Bhubaneshwar, Biranchi Das, former coach of six-year-old marathon runner Budhia Singh, was shot dead after a dispute with a gangster over a small-time actress.
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NDTV.com

April 8, 2008Villagers in northern India began worshipping a newborn girl with two faces as the reincarnation of Durga, Hindu goddess of valor. “She drinks milk from her two mouths,” said a hospital director, “and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time.”
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AP via Breitbart

January 31, 2008Police in India uncovered a kidney-napping ring that preyed upon impoverished laborers, farmers, and rickshaw drivers. “I had no idea about kidney transplants,” said Shakeel Ahmed, a laborer from Uttar Pradesh state. “I knew that these people meant to do evil to me. When I woke up, a doctor said I would be shot if I ever told anyone what happened.”
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Kidney Thefts Shock India

December 16, 2007Nearly 300 inmates, most of them communists, escaped from a prison in India.
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BBC News

October 30, 2007Fourteen children were rescued from a New Delhi sweatshop that was subcontracted by The Gap.
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Telegraph

August 30, 2007 India's Khasi tribespeople announced that they would honor Al Gore's cinematic excellence at a “People's Parliament” held in a sacred forest.
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BBC

August 10, 2007In India police killed a protester at a riot of flood victims, and the monsoon death toll climbed above 2,000, with many of the fatalities blamed on snakebites. “Everyone is crammed in together,” said an expert, “and the chances of running into snakes, stepping on them, grabbing them, and sleeping on them is much, much more.”
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Washington Post

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IHT

July 31, 2007In India, where dung-smoke clouds were warming the upper atmosphere, more than 1,000 people had been killed in recent floods, and Bollywood star Sanjay Dutt was sentenced to six years of “rigorous imprisonment” for possession of illegal firearms. “Don't get perturbed,” the judge told Dutt, “for you have many years to go and work like the 'Mackenna's Gold' actor Gregory Peck.”
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BBC

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Mumbai Mirror

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Mumbai Mirror

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BBC

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ABC News (Australia)

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The Hindu

July 21, 2007 India's parliament elected Pratibha Patil as the country's first female president.
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The Washington Post

July 5, 2007In India, where ten million female infants have been killed in the last 20 years, a farmer rescued a two-day-old girl after finding her hand sticking out of the soil of his field.
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BBCnews.com

May 30, 2007 China and India were preparing to race to the moon.
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Financial Times

May 30, 2007A judge in New Delhi ruled that government-employed air hostesses had to lose weight. “If by perseverance, the snail could reach the Ark,” said Justice Rekha Sharma, “why can't these worthy ladies stand on and turn the scale”; farther south, in Agra, a mob of lawyers stripped a low-caste youth, tied him to a tree, shaved his head, spat on his face, and beat him. “No one,” said Bar Council of India Vice President Rajendra Raghuvanshi, “can take law in their hands.”
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BBC

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Times of India

May 22, 2007Battalions of macaques were attacking the houses of Indian congressmen. “In the name of protection of monkeys,” said an activist, “we cannot afford to be silent spectator to this perennial problem.”
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Mumbai Mirror

April 30, 2007Guests at a wedding in Patna, India, decided that the groom had arrived too drunk and had the bride marry his brother instead.
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Reuters

April 30, 2007A farmer in eastern India beheaded one of his workers with a sword for failing to milk his cows.
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Reuters

April 16, 2007Angry crowds in India were burning Richard Gere in effigy.
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Breitbart.com

April 11, 2007The Indian civil service announced (and then revoked) new rules mandating female employees to provide details of their menstrual cycles.
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BBC

April 3, 2007The market price for children in India slipped below that of buffalo.
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Reuters

April 1, 2007A rambunctious elephant in Sasthamcotta, India, killed its second mahout, Podimon of Modioozhathil, who died on the way to a hospital in Thiruvananthapuram.
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newindpress.com

April 1, 2007Police in Bhiwandi registered a complaint after a hill, with an estimated street value of $5.5 million, was reported stolen.
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Mumbai Mirror

March 30, 2007In the Indian state of Gujarat, an unemployed man from Tooting, England, had found new work as Bahucharaji, the patron goddess of eunuchs.
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Ananova

March 3, 2007An Indian numerologist forecast that Hillary Clinton would win the 2008 election because her birth number is eight; he claimed he had also correctly predicted Princess Diana's death, Bush's election, and that America would lose the Iraq war.
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Asian Tribune

February 18, 2007In central India, police launched an investigation after discovering a plastic bag stuffed with the skeletal remains of at least six newborns on the grounds of a Christian missionary hospital.
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CNN

February 18, 2007The Indian government described plans for a countrywide network of cradles where parents can abandon unwanted baby girls.
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BBC

February 3, 2007 Maoist rebels were taking over coffee plantations near Ooty, India.
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andhracafe.com

February 1, 2007 Bollywood star Amitabh Bachchan was awarded France's highest civilian honor, the Legion d'Honneur, and was kicked in the head by a camel.
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AP via CHINAdaily

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Reuters via iol.co.za

January 29, 2007The Indian Army was preparing to hunt down man-eating leopards in Kashmir.
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Mumbai Mirror

January 16, 2007Female tsunami survivors in India were selling their kidneys.
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BBCnews.com

January 11, 2007Under the influence of truth drugs, an Indian butler accused of serial murder, necrophilia, and cannibalism told police that the first time he tried to eat one of his victim's organs (the liver of a four-year-old girl), it made him vomit.
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Breitbart

December 8, 2006A study found that standard-sized condoms were too large for the men of India.
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Slate

November 29, 2006A herd of domesticated pigs attacked and ate a three-year-old boy in Delhi, India.
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BBC

November 26, 2006The dancing bears of India were in dire need of medical attention.
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People.co.uk

November 23, 2006Rhesus macaque overpopulation in Delhi was causing extreme environmental stress. “The problem of man-monkey conflict,” said an environmentalist (who argued against building more monkey prisons) “is only going to increase.”
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Financial Times Deutschland

November 21, 2006 Indian officials announced that they would establish seven vulture havens in order to relieve shortages at the Towers of Silence, where Zoroastrians leave their dead to be eaten.
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Mumbai Mirror

November 10, 2006Fifty performances of “Saddam at the Gallows,” a new play due to open in Kolkata, India, had already sold out.
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Reuters

November 9, 2006In Patna, India, twenty eunuchs were hired to sing, beat drums, and collect municipal taxes.
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MSNBC

November 1, 2006Bangalore, the high-tech capital of India, renamed itself “Bengalooru,” to more closely resemble the city's medieval name, “Bendakalooru,” or “town of boiled beans.”
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

October 11, 2006In Bombay, where the city courts faced a backlog of 16,234,223 cases, police arrested a drunk three-foot-tall man for extorting money from people with a meat cleaver. “Everyone pampered him because he was so small and cute,” said the man's brother. “But he has brought great misfortune for the family.”
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Mumbai Mirror

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Mumbai Mirror

October 11, 2006 India's Supreme Court ordered the seizure of 300 macaques who had terrorized bureaucrats and destroyed top-secret defense documents.
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BBC

October 10, 2006Thousands of villagers in the Indian state of Jharkhand fled their homes in order to avoid a herd of rampaging elephants. “The elephants,” said a forestry official, “are out to avenge.” “They destroy our crops in the field,” complained a farmer. “Sometimes they damage our houses also.”
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Reuters

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ANI via DailyIndia.com

September 20, 2006Hybrid lions were dying from a mystery disease in northern India.
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The Drudge Report

September 13, 2006 Scientists in India announced that they had discovered a new species of bird.
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The New York Times

August 30, 2006 Indian doctors were attempting to treat a girl who weeps tears of stone.
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Times of India

August 29, 2006Researchers warned that countries with unnaturally high male-to-female population ratios, such as China and India, could foster violence, organized crime, and terrorism.
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Reuters

August 29, 2006In the Indian state of Bihar, high-caste landowners were raping and gouging out the eyes of low-caste residents.
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India eNews

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Hindustan Times

August 10, 2006 Doctors in India speculated that the birth of a one-eyed girl might be attributable to her mother's exposure to Cyclopamine, a cancer drug derived from wild corn lily that causes cyclopia in sheep.
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Wired News

August 8, 2006 Coke and Pepsi were banned in the state of Kerala, India, because of their high levels of pesticide residue.
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MSN.co.in

August 2, 2006In New Delhi, the commuter rail authority was using a black-faced langur monkey to frighten other monkeys.
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BBC

July 30, 2006 Doctors in India removed a 15-year-old dead fetus from a woman's womb.
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Times of India

July 25, 2006 fish fell from the sky in Manna, India.
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Mail&Guardian

July 19, 2006 India was gagging blogs.
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The Hindu

July 13, 2006In Chennai, India, more than a ton of camel meat from Dubai was destroyed at an airport after no one claimed it.
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News Today Net

July 10, 2006 India tested its long-range nuclear-capable ballistic missile, the Agni-III, in the Bay of Bengal. The test failed.
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San Francisco Chronicle

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New York Times

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Guardian

July 6, 2006It was reported that Melinda Gates is more comfortable than her husband Bill when it comes to holding AIDS babies in Africa or talking to male prostitutes in India.
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New York Times

July 1, 2006In Rajasthan, India, a low-caste bridegroom on a horse was stoned by onlookers when a camel in his wedding procession ran amok.
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Hindustan Times

June 18, 2006In India an autopsy determined that the rogue elephant known as Master Killer died from multiple organ failure. “I had lost my two children,” said the elephant's distraught trainer. “But when I discovered this naughty tusker . . . I thought, 'Here's a newborn that will help me forget my own loss.'”
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The Peninsula

June 17, 2006In Thiruvananthapuram, India, the recently captured rogue elephant Master Killer died in a cage.
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The Hindu

June 4, 2006Monsoon storms killed more than 40 people in and around Bombay.
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Daily Times

June 2, 2006Officials in south India said that they had captured an alcohol-abusing, homicidal rogue elephant named Master Killer.
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New Kerala

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The Peninsula

June 2, 2006A woman married a cobra in the Indian state of Orissa. “Though snakes cannot speak or understand,” said the bride, “we communicate in a peculiar way.”
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Breitbart

May 20, 2006Thousands of people protested against affirmative action in New Delhi.
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MediaCorp News

April 18, 2006Over 20 years after a gas leak at the Bhopal chemical plant killed thousands of people, India agreed to fund a cleanup of the site.
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Democracy Now!

March 23, 2006A tortoise named Adwaita died in India from complications brought on by a cracked shell; he was between 150 and 250 years old.
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BBC News

March 5, 2006A physicist at Mahatma Gandhi University in Kottayam, India, speculated that the "red rain" that fell in the Kerala district of western India in 2001 was filled with extraterrestrial, bacteria-like material from a passing comet.
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The Guardian

March 3, 2006 Laura Bush counted to five on Indian children's TV. "She loved Boombah," said an official from a television studio, "the giant, cuddly, Punjabi-rapping lion."
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Express India

March 1, 2006 President Bush, after a brief stop in Afghanistan, visited India, where he was met by 100,000 protesters in New Delhi; he promised to provide India with nuclear fuel and expertise.
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Democracy Now!

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CNN.com

March 1, 2006At least 65 dogs in the President's security detail were put up at a five-star hotel in New Delhi; hotel staff were told to address the dogs as "sergeant" or "major."
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New Kerala

February 22, 2006 India, seeking to contain an outbreak of bird flu, sealed off a town and 19 surrounding villages.
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BBC News

February 18, 2006Another person died from bird flu in Iraq. The flu was also found in poultry in Germany, France, and Egypt, and 50,000 chickens died from the disease in India.
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Bloomberg News

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People's Daily Online

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BBC News

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China View

February 10, 2006Riots over blasphemous cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad broke out in India, Indonesia, Kashmir, Palestine, Thailand, the autonomous Somali region of Puntland, and Afghanistan—where 11 demonstrators were killed, at least 4 of them by NATO troops. A Taliban commander offered 100 kilograms of gold to anyone who killed those responsible for the cartoons. Other anti-Muhammad-cartoon protests were held in London and Philadelphia. U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan called on newspapers to stop re-publishing the drawings, and U.S. President George W. Bush condemned the riots but also criticized publishers. "With freedom," said the President, "comes the responsibility to be thoughtful about others." An Iranian newspaper announced that it would publish cartoons mocking the Holocaust. Flemming Rose, the Danish newspaper editor who published the original caricatures of Muhammad, said that he'd like to re-publish the Holocaust cartoons and was subsequently put on leave by his boss. Danes were increasingly concerned that their country would be singled out for terrorist attacks. "We make fun of everything here," said a carpenter in Copenhagen. "One shouldn't take it so seriously."
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Arab News

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Al Jazeera

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BBC News

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Channel 4

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ReviewJournal.com

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CBC News

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Al Jazeera

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ABC News Online

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Bloomberg News

January 15, 2006There was a shortage of women in India, possibly due to endemic female feticide; as a result, women can cost up to $136 each or more.
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The Toronto Star

November 25, 2005Seventy-seven people died in India when two passenger buses were swept away by floods.
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BBC News

November 14, 2005In Chhattisgarh, India, a three-day-old baby died from an infection when her parents were unable to afford surgery. The baby had been born with her heart in her hand.
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MSNBC

October 29, 2005In Andhra Pradesh, India, floods washed away sections of railway track, subsequently causing a derailment that killed at least 100 people.
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CBC News

October 3, 2005Sixteen people were killed by a train crash in Madhya Pradesh, India.
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BBC News

September 24, 2005In India a 12-year-old girl killed herself after her mother told her that she could not afford to give her a single rupee for lunch.
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BBC News

September 9, 2005A woman in India was freed from the outhouse where she had been confined for more than 25 years.
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BBC News

September 6, 2005 Encephalitis had killed at least 600 people in India.
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BBC News

August 7, 2005The United States sentenced a South African man to three years in jail for smuggling nuclear bomb parts to Pakistan and India.
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IOL.co.za

July 29, 2005Monsoons in India killed at least eight hundred people and scattered the carcasses of seventeen thousand goats around Bombay.
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BBC News

July 1, 2005 Scientists in India warned that the Himalayan glacier that feeds the Ganges River would probably melt before the end of this century.
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BBC News

June 22, 2005In India a fourteen-year-old girl was granted an annulment of her two-year marriage.
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BBC News

June 13, 2005In New Delhi, India, children and adults carrying both lit candles and hydrogen-filled balloons marched to mark the World Day Against Child Labor. At least twenty-five people were subsequently hospitalized for exploding-balloon-related burns.
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Reuters

May 6, 2005An outbreak of meningitis in India killed fifteen.
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BBC News

May 6, 2005A seventeen-year-old woman was thrown out of her village in India after her stomach swelled up; villagers believed she was carrying the “devil's child,” but the swelling turned out to be a 33-pound tumor the size of five fetuses.
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News24.com

April 27, 2005A mob in India lynched and beheaded two women for witchcraft.
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The Courier-Mail

April 25, 2005An American businessman spent $802,600 over the Internet to buy a house in India; when he arrived in New Delhi, he found that the house he was promised was actually the Prime Minister's residence.
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Reuters

April 11, 2005As pilgrims washed away their sins in India's sacred Narmada River, a dam was opened upstream, releasing a wall of water that drowned fifty-two people.
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ABC News

March 26, 2005The United States approved the sale of U.S. F-16 fighter jets to Pakistan, upsetting India. The United States was also planning to sell fighter jets to India.
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BBC News

March 21, 2005A woman in India committed suicide so that her two blind sons could each receive one of her eyes. Doctors said there was little chance that such a transplant would work.
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Reuters

March 12, 2005In India, several hundred people reenacted Gandhi's 1930 twenty-four-day march to the Arabian Sea to make salt. Nearly half of India's cabinet marched, although many returned to their hotels after walking a short distance.
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BBC News

February 20, 2005Six Indian students killed themselves because they were anxious over their upcoming board exams.
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The Times of India

February 18, 2005Archeologists were excavating an ancient Indian city uncovered by the December tsunami.
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AP

January 26, 2005More than 250 people were trampled or burned to death during a Hindu festival in western India when a stampeding riot was triggered by pilgrims slipping on spilled coconut milk.
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The New York Times

January 20, 2005A poll of thousands of people in 21 countries revealed that just 26 percent consider Bush a positive global force. Three quarters of respondents in France and Germany and 64 percent of Britons felt that U.S. actions would have a negative impact on the world, and for the first time it appeared that an international dislike of Bush is metamorphosing into a dislike of Americans in general. The three countries that approved of Bush's reelection were the Philippines, Poland, and India.
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The Guardian

January 12, 2005In India, men were calling tsunami relief help lines, offering to marry women who lost their husbands in the recent disaster. “I have no caste barriers, and my parents are very supportive of my decision,” said one caller.
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Times of India

December 29, 2004and a bad batch of homemade alcohol killed 37 people in India.
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New York Times

December 29, 2004Peace talks between India and Pakistan went nowhere.
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New York Times

December 26, 2004A 9.0 magnitude earthquake created a tsunami that ravaged south and southeast Asia, as well as parts of Africa. The wave reached from Somalia and Kenya to Malaysia. Thousands of fatalities were reported in the Maldives, Sri Lanka, South India, Thailand, Bangladesh, and Indonesia. Three-story waves washed sunbathers into the sea, carried away snorkelers, and swallowed up Hindu ritual bathers celebrating Full Moon Day. A prison in Sumatra was torn open by the tsunami, and hundreds of inmates fled. A baby was washed from her father's arms. At least 25,000 died, and millions were displaced. Entire towns were turned into rubble. Corpses hung from trees and fences, and the rotting bodies of humans and animals threatened to pollute water supplies. It was difficult to bury the dead for lack of dry ground. The earthquake was the largest since 1964, and slightly altered the rotation of the earth.
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New York Timesimes

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New York Timesimes

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MSNBC

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Reuters

December 23, 2004A man in Calcutta was killed when his co-workers at a rubber factory playfully inserted the tube of an air pump into his anus.
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Telegraph India

November 6, 2004 Farmers in India were reportedly spraying their cotton and chili fields with Coca-Cola because it's cheaper than pesticides and kills pests just as effectively.
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Ananova

October 21, 2004The state government of Utar Pradesh in India was investigating reports that the Taj Mahal is leaning.
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Associated Press

October 3, 2004Twenty-six people were killed by separatist bombs in the Indian state of Nagaland.
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Reuters

June 20, 2004A Hindu ascetic was busy rolling his way 800 miles from India to Pakistan to promote world peace.
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Los Angeles Times

May 20, 2004Manmohan Singh was sworn in as India's first non-Hindu prime minister.
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New York Times

May 14, 2004Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee of India resigned after his Hindu nationalist party lost in parliamentary elections; the Indian National Congress party, led by Sonia Gandhi, won a plurality and was expected to form a coalition government. Gandhi was expected to become the first foreign-born Indian premier.
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New York Times

April 12, 2004Twenty-one poor Indian women died in a stampede to collect free saris.
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Times of India

March 25, 2004 India defeated Pakistan in a cricket tournament.
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Reuters

March 21, 2004 India was somewhat offended that the United States designated Pakistan as a "major non-Nato ally."
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New York Times

January 22, 2004An Indian diamond seller who had hidden $900 worth of small diamonds in a pile of hay was busy feeding laxatives to his cow.
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Reuters

December 26, 2003 India's prime minister expressed support for building a Hindu temple on the site of a sixteenth-century mosque, which was destroyed by Hindu officials eight years ago, resulting in riots and killing. Hindus believe that Ram, a deity, was born there.
November 2, 2003A horde of rhesus macaques was tormenting workers in New Delhi.
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Reuters

July 2, 2003The World Meteorological Organization said that the extreme weather conditions observed this spring across the globe (very high temperatures in parts of Europe, 562 tornadoes in one month in the United States, a heat wave in India that killed at least 1,400 people) were strong evidence that global climate change is happening now and that the number of such extreme weather events can be expected to increase.
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WMO Press Release

June 29, 2003Five pairs of donkeys were married in India in an attempt to make the rains come.
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Sydney Morning Herald

June 19, 2003A nine-year-old girl in an Indian village married a dog to avoid a bad omen.
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BBC

June 9, 2003Asthma patients descended on Hyderabad, India, in order to swallow live fish that were stuffed with an herbal paste.
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ABC.net.au

December 10, 2002 McDonald's restaurants in Indonesia and India were blown up, and four movie theaters filled with families celebrating the end of Ramadan exploded simultaneously in Bangladesh, killing at least 17 and wounding hundreds.
December 25, 2001 India recalled its ambassador to Pakistan and threatened to go to war if Pakistan did not stop sponsoring terrorist groups such as Jaish-e-Muhammad, which attacked India's parliament building last week.
December 18, 2001A gynecologist in India successfully performed 68 hysterectomies within 24 hours.
December 11, 2001Vigilante women in Pune, India, who called themselves the Bangle Army, were attacking bootleg alcohol vendors with rolling pins.
December 11, 2001George Harrison's ashes were sprinkled on the Ganges River in India.
November 20, 2001 Schoolchildren in India voted overwhelmingly to name a white tiger cub in the Lucknow Zoo Osama bin Laden; Hitler was another popular choice.
November 13, 2001The government of Uttar Pradesh, India, was encouraging people to use cow's urine to cure diabetes and heart disease.
November 6, 2001Pabst Blue Ribbon put up billboards in Tibet with the following text written in Chinese and Tibetan: “Pabst Blue Ribbon celebrates the 50th anniversary of the peaceful liberation of Tibet.” One of the billboards stands across the street from the traditional winter residence of the Dalai Lama, who has been living in exile in India since he fled the Chinese occupation in 1959.
October 9, 2001A crowded airliner sat on a runway in India for three hours because pilots believed there were hijackers in the passenger cabin; passengers believed hijackers were in the cockpit.
October 2, 2001Some people in India were using cow urine to cure indigestion and skin cancer.
October 2, 2001In an attempt to address an alarming 15-20 percent condom failure rate, India's health officials announced a project to determine the true dimensions of the Indian penis.
September 4, 2001 India decided to subsidize televisions for poor people in the hope that increased viewing would cut down on sex and thus the swelling population.
September 4, 2001A stray leopard injured nine people in eastern India.
August 14, 2001 India closed 15 shelters in Erwadi, where crazy people were kept near a Muslim shrine, presumably hoping for some kind of miracle; 27 were killed recently in a fire because they were chained to poles.
August 7, 2001Some British and Indian scientists claimed that they had positively identified alien bacteria entering Earth's upper atmosphere from space, which would tend, they said, to confirm the Panspermia theory of life's origin.
August 7, 2001Weavers in India were using condoms to speed up the process of weaving silk saris: “It is the fine quality lubricant on the condom,” said one weaver, “that does the wonder trick of speeding up the spin of the bobbin while preventing frequent snapping of the yarn.” Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton's anti-cockfighting bill was approved.
July 24, 2001 Indian nationalists in Bombay were protesting the name of President Bush's cat, India. “Mr. President, don't make a mistake,” read the posters. “Indians are lions, not cats.”
June 26, 2001 Researchers in Calcutta, India, found that squatting while defecating can increase the risk of stroke.
June 5, 2001An Indian man, diagnosed with a hernia after suffering unexplained pains for years, turned out to have a fully developed female reproductive system: fallopian tubes, ovaries, and a uterus.
May 22, 2001 Police were searching for a “monkey man” in Delhi, India, who was terrorizing people; he was said to have brass gloves, long, poisoned iron claws, iron boots, a helmet, and a black bodysuit. Several people died fleeing the monkey man, including one who jumped from a roof.
March 20, 2001The head of India's governing Bharatiya Janata Party was forced to resign after Internet journalists posing as arms dealers videotaped him accepting a bribe.
March 13, 2001Over a hundred eunuchs traveled to Bhopal, India, to compete in the Ms. World 2001 contest.
March 6, 2001 Indian vultures were dying out, complicating the rituals of Bombay's Zoroastrians, who still follow the ancient ways and lay out their dead to be eaten in an ancient stone amphitheater called the Tower of Silence.
February 20, 2001Hindu extremists ran amok in India to protest Valentine's Day, which they said undermines Indian culture.
February 20, 2001 India's minister of external affairs visited Burma and inaugurated the Myanmar-India Friendship Center for Remote Sensing and Data Processing.
January 16, 2001Millions of Hindus jumped into the Ganges River to wash away their sins; 65 million were expected to do so during the 43-day festival of Kumbh Mela.
December 19, 2000 India banned beauty contests; the most recent Miss World and Miss Universe pageants both were won by Indians.
November 28, 2000Workers rioted in New Delhi to protest a decision by India's supreme court ordering the closure of 90,000 small factories that pollute air and water and sicken the populace.
November 21, 2000Veerappan, the famous Indian bandit, finally released Rajkumar, the famous Indian actor, whom many Indians worship as a god, after holding him captive for 109 days.
November 21, 2000Shobha Guruputrayya Sutturmath, a 14-year-old girl in the Indian village of Maradur, was attracting attention for her ability to cry stones; doctors concluded that Shobha was slipping small stones under her eyelids, which then fell out to the amazement of all.
August 22, 2000 Kashmir's chief minister Farooq Abdullah gave a loud, rousing speech on India's Independence Day to an empty sports arena in Srinagar; the deputy inspector of the state police said that people stayed away because they were afraid to die.
August 22, 2000Negotiations continued with Veerappan, the South Asian bandit, concerning the release of Rajkumar, an actor who is worshipped by many in India as a minor god; Veerappan has demanded political concessions on behalf of India's Tamil minority.
August 8, 2000Political massacres continued in India, as did heavy rains, which led to the displacement of 2.5 million people.
January 23, 2000Police in Malda, India, were battling avian flu by conducting a poultry massacre. “We have planned to collect 'backyard chickens' from the houses in the evening and kill all of them late at night,” said the district's deputy director of animal-resources development, N. K. Shit.
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