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North Carolina

Aug 2006

Price, from a North Carolina company, for a charcoal-filled seat cushion that absorbs the odor of flatulence: $21.95

Percentage of the odor that the cushion absorbs, according to an outside study: 20

Percentage absorbed by the company’s $64.99 carbon-fiber underwear: 99

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Dairiair, LLC (Greenville, N.C.)

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Michael Levitt, Veterans Affairs Medical Center (Minneapolis)

May 2004Number of years a North Carolina man has been in prison for stealing a television : 33
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Rich Rosen, UNC School of Law (Chapel Hill)

Aug 2000Percentage of the trailers provided North Carolina's Hurricane Floyd victims last fall that were still in use in May: 56
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North Carolina Emergency Management Division (Raleigh)

Mar 2000Number of people in North Carolina killed by automobiles since 1998 after lying in the middle of the road: 66
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Highway Safety Research Center, University of North Carolina (Chapel Hill)

Jan 1999Average number of donations that a North Carolina church receives each week through its ATM: 7
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The Unity Center of Peace Church (Chapel Hill, N.C.)

July 5, 2008 Bozo the Clown and Jesse Helms died, and the new waxwork Hitler at the Berlin Madame Tussauds museum was beheaded.
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CNN.com

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BBCNews.com

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BBCnews.com

May 28, 2007 Duke University lost the the men's NCAA lacrosse championship.
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AP via local6.com

April 12, 2007 North Carolina's Attorney General dropped all charges against the three former Duke lacrosse players accused of raping an African-American stripper at a party, calling the athletes innocent victims of an overzealous attorney.
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News 14 Carolina

April 6, 2007The North Carolina Senate expressed “profound contrition” for the state's slave history.
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Washington Post

February 23, 2007At an ethanol-enzyme production plant in North Carolina, President Bush slipped into a white lab coat and safety glasses, hoisted a beaker of clear ethanol, and said that he “quit drinking in '86.”
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Washington Post

February 8, 2007Nearly invisible meteors may have been detected in the skies above Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
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wxii12.com

November 28, 2006A North Carolina judge ruled that Guy T. LeGrande, a convicted murderer who wore a Superman costume to his trial, might be too crazy to execute.
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New York Times

November 8, 2006The principal of a high school in North Carolina apologized after an excerpt of a speech by Joseph Goebbels was played over the PA system during a soccer game.
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CNN

October 6, 2006An explosion at a chemical plant near Apex, North Carolina, forced as many as 17,000 people to flee their homes.
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BBC News

September 2, 2006A vigilante mob in North Carolina beat and killed the wrong man.
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AP via CNN

July 5, 2006“I'm going to make you this promise,” President George W. Bush told a crowd of soldiers in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, “I'm not going to allow the sacrifice of 2,527 troops who have died in Iraq to be in vain by pulling out before the job is done.”
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New York Times

May 23, 2006 Scientists in North Carolina said that they could grow new, functional rabbit penises.
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Fox News

April 5, 2006In North Carolina, Duke University cancelled its lacrosse season after an African-American stripper was allegedly gang-raped by white lacrosse-team members. Soon after the allegations emerged, Duke lacrosse player Ryan McFadyen sent an email to fellow team members inviting them to another party featuring strippers. "i plan on killing the bitches as soon as the walk in," he wrote, "and proceding to cut their skin off while cumming in my duke issue spandex."
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The Smoking Gun

April 4, 2006Doctors in North Carolina announced that they had successfully implanted lab-grown bladders into several patients.
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New Scientists

February 24, 2006In Raleigh, North Carolina, seven paratroopers from the 82nd Airborne Division were in trouble for appearing in a sex video on a gay-themed website.
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AP via Yahoo! News

December 2, 2005In North Carolina Kenneth Boyd became the 1,000th prisoner executed since the United States reintroduced the death penalty in 1976. “It's a milestone we should all be ashamed of,” said Boyd's lawyer.
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BBC News

September 5, 2005In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina the United States declared disasters in Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, and Mississippi. Taken together, the 90,000-square-mile disaster area would be the twelfth largest state. Emergencies were declared in Colorado, Georgia, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Utah, and West Virginia.
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U.S. Department of Defense

June 21, 2005Judges in North Carolina were preparing to deliberate over whether the Koran can be used instead of the Bible to administer oaths.
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JournalNow

May 27, 2005In North Carolina a man was released from prison after serving thirty-five years of his life sentence for stealing a $140 TV set.
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WRAL.com

May 6, 2005A Baptist church in North Carolina booted out nine of its members for being Democrats.
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The News & Observer

March 14, 2005A North Carolina dentist was in trouble for filling syringes with his semen and squirting it into the mouths of several female patients.
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AP

November 9, 2004A North Carolina doctor gave women orgasms by running electric wires directly into their spines.
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ABC News

November 4, 2004 Election software in Onslow County, North Carolina, miscounted the votes for county commissioners.
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Jacksonville Daily News

November 4, 2004Four thousand five hundred and thirty early electronic votes in Carteret County, North Carolina, were lost.
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New Bern Sun Journal

August 14, 2004A Pakistani man was in custody in North Carolina for videotaping skyscrapers.
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Associated Press

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