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Ohio

Sep 2005Average amount an Ohio man paid children to berate him for being obese, until he was arrested in April : $30
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Springfield Police Department (Springfield, Ohio)

Feb 2005Number of U.K. Guardian readers who signed up last fall to write pro-Kerry letters to voters in Clark County, Ohio: 14,000
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Guardian Unlimited (Manchester, U.K.)

Feb 2005Number of Ohio counties besides Clark that switched from backing Al Gore in 2000 to backing President Bush in 2004: 0
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Ohio Secretary of State (Columbus)

Mar 2003Months after Ohio's Flesh Public Library installed Internet filters in 2000 that the filters blocked its own website: 12
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Flesh Public Library (Piqua, Ohio)

Dec 2001Estimated amount Cleveland has spent in the last two years fulfilling Y2K-protection contracts: $11,000,000
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Cleveland City Council

April 17, 2008 Ohio Governor Ted Strickland signed into law a bill that allows disabled hunters to shoot from their cars.
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The Plain Dealer

March 8, 2008After John McCain swept Republican contests in Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas, and Vermont and secured by some counts the delegates required for his party's nomination, his rivals Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul withdrew from the presidential race. McCain visited the White House to eat a lunch of hot dogs with George W. Bush and accept the President's endorsement. “If my showing up and endorsing him helps him, or if I'm against him and it helps him, either way, I want him to win,” said Bush.
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New York Times

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Washington Post

March 8, 2008Referring to the Obama campaign's treatment of the North America Free Trade Agreement, Samantha Power, a Pulitzer Prize‒winner and an unpaid adviser to Obama, told an interviewer for The Scotsman, “We fucked up in Ohio. . . . In Ohio, they are obsessed, and Hillary is going to town on it because she knows Ohio's the only place they can win. . . . She is a monster too—that is off the record—she is stooping to anything.” After the newspaper published her remarks, Power apologized, asserted her admiration for Clinton, and resigned from Obama's campaign.
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Scotsman

November 2, 2007Eight-year-old twins from Ohio were nationally recognized for inventing wedgie-proof underpants.
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Breitbart.com

October 19, 2007An Ohio woman stood accused of digging up her ex-boyfriend's grave and stealing his ashes,
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CNN

October 19, 2007An Ohio woman stood accused of digging up her ex-boyfriend's grave and stealing his ashes,
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CNN

July 18, 2007A man with a needle sticking out of his arm crashed his car into a Cincinnati, Ohio, drug treatment center.
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WLWT

July 14, 2007Police recovered a seven-week-old boy from the middle of a road in Ohio, where his naked mother had placed him in order to appease Satan.
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WLWT

June 28, 2007“Is it a surprise to anybody in this room that if you don’t have any money, you don’t get any justice?” asked Alaska Senator Mike Gravel at the third debate of the Democratic presidential candidates. Gravel called for the abolition of the income tax and the war on drugs, Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich called for the abolition of NAFTA and the WTO, and Hillary Clinton predicted that global warming would create jobs for millions of Americans. Joseph Biden and Barack Obama reminisced about getting tested for HIV.
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New York Times

June 5, 2007High school officials in Galesburg, Ohio, withheld the diplomas of five seniors after their friends and families cheered too loudly at the commencement.
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New York Times

May 25, 2007The execution of an overweight prisoner in Ohio was performed 90 minutes behind schedule because medical workers were unable to find a vein for the lethal injection.
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New York Times

February 15, 2007A couple in Ohio were sentenced to two years in prison for forcing their adopted, special-needs children to sleep in cages.
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AP via Chicago Sun-Times

November 20, 2006Residents of Oberlin, Ohio, were upset by the presence of gingerbread Nazis.
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ABC News

November 19, 2006Football coach Bo Schembechler died and Ohio State beat Michigan 42-39.
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ESPN

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The New York Times

October 24, 2006The Reproductive Research Center in Cleveland, Ohio, revealed that men who use their cell phones too much could be making themselves infertile.
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The Independent

October 18, 2006An Ohio cult leader who shot and killed a family of five as they stood in a pit dug inside his barn contested his upcoming lethal injection on the grounds that it constitutes cruel and unusual punishment to execute a fat man.
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Reuters via New York Times

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CNN

September 25, 2006A Mitsubishi dealership in Columbus, Ohio, withdrew a radio ad proclaiming “jihad” on the U.S. auto market.
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Reuters via Yahoo! News

August 15, 2006Officials in Canton, Ohio, decided that a 13 percent pregnancy rate among its high schools' females justified moving beyond an abstinence-only approach to sex education.
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LA Times

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Local6.com

August 2, 2006Geologists in Ohio were baffled by the earthquakes in suburban Cleveland.
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CNN

May 31, 2006An Ohio coin dealer named John Noe pleaded guilty to charges that he illegally funneled more than $45,000 to Bush's reelection campaign.
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The Mercury News

May 30, 2006An Ohio man was awarded a patent for a cordless jump rope.
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local6.com

May 11, 2006A tornado struck Wizard of Oz Drive in Hillsboro, Ohio.
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MSNBC

April 7, 2006A chiropractor in Ohio was in trouble for telling his patients that he could cure their ills by traveling back in time to when the injury occurred (a practice he calls "Bahlaqeem").
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MSNBC

March 8, 2006In Licking County, Ohio, a man was accused of making 2,623 obscene phone calls over 20 days.
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SFGate.com

February 27, 2006In Columbus, Ohio, a 54-year-old man was in jail after being caught hiding in bathrooms to collect the urine of adolescent boys. "I'm drinking their youth," he explained.
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WJACTV.com

January 16, 2006At Ohio State University a 47-year-old chimpanzee named Sarah (who knows the numbers from zero through six) attacked a student.
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The Guardian

December 22, 2005In Hubbard, Ohio, a Santa clutched his chest and collapsed as he appeared before 750 elementary schoolchildren.
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Cleveland.com

December 19, 2005An Ohio man named Wayne Green was suing a police drug dog for illegal search. “They've got a mean ol' dog,” he explained. “You know what I'm saying?” The dog, Andi, signed with a paw print when served with the complaint.
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CourtTV.com

December 19, 2005For the second time this year, someone stole the life-sized Jesus from a nativity scene in Cincinnati, Ohio, although this time they left behind baby Jesus's leg.
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The Canton Rep

November 25, 2005It was revealed that the investigation into illegal payoffs made by lobbyist Jack Abramoff involves not only Representative Tom DeLay (R., Texas), but Representative Bob Ney (R., Ohio), Representative John Doolittle (R., Calif.), Senator Conrad Burns (R., Mont.), 17 current and former Congressional aides, and two former Bush Administration officials.
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Reuters

November 19, 2005Representative John Murtha (D., Pa.), called for the halt of U.S. troop deployments to Iraq. Duncan Hunter (R., Calif.), seeking to cut off debate over Murtha's statements, countered by proposing a measure that required that U.S. troops be brought home immediately. Jean Schmidt (R., Ohio) addressed Murtha, a decorated veteran and former Marine colonel who previously supported the invasion of Iraq, by quoting a Marine Corps reserve officer who told her that “cowards cut and run.” She was booed by Democrats. “You guys,” yelled Marty Meehan (D., Mass.), “are pathetic!” Harold Ford (D., Tenn.) ran across the House chamber's center aisle to the Republican side. “Say Murtha's name!” he shouted. Schmidt asked that her comments be struck from the record, and Hunter's resolution was rejected 403 to 3, with Murtha among those voting against it.
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The Washington Post

October 20, 2005A two-year-old in Ohio was recovering after he got his arm caught in an electric meat grinder.
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News Channel 5

October 18, 2005An Ohio woman was found guilty of killing her four-year-old son by setting him on fire. She also burned his puppy.
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Turn to 10

August 25, 2005A Springfield Township, Ohio, postal worker was caught putting urine in the post office coffeepot.
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The New York Times

August 22, 2005People were looking for the source of a mysterious, recurring screaming in Liberty, Ohio.
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ChannelCincinnati.com

July 12, 2005 Dennis Kucinich was in love.
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The Plain Dealer

June 30, 2005Lightning struck a sleeping child's mattress in Kansas, sparked a wildfire in Alaska's interior, shocked a boy in New Hampshire through his video-game controller, killed both a golfer and a prisoner in Ohio, and struck the offices of the National Weather Service in Iowa.
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KTUU.com

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The Boston Channel

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WBNSTV

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TheIowaChannel.com

March 25, 2005An Ohio judge threw out domestic violence charges brought by a woman against her live-in boyfriend, who slapped and pushed her, because Ohio's anti-gay-marriage law prohibits state or local government from enforcing laws that “create or recognize a legal status of unmarried individuals.”
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The Advocate

January 7, 2005Congress officially ratified President Bush's election victory after a two-hour debate about voting irregularities in Ohio.
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The New York Times

November 7, 2004Lines at Ohio polls were extremely long; one was estimated at 22 hours.
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New York Times

November 6, 2004An electronic voting machine in Ohio added 3,893 votes to President Bush's tally in a district that had only 800 voters.
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New York Times

November 1, 2004A clinic in Cleveland was hoping to perform a face transplant using skin and the underlying fat from a donor.
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USA Today

October 24, 2004Senator John Kerry killed some geese in Ohio and showed reporters his bloody hand to prove it.
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New York Times

October 18, 2004Absentee ballots missing the names of John Kerry and John Edwards were mailed to Ohio voters.
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Cincinnati Post

October 4, 2004 Election officials across the country were reporting record numbers of new registrations, and Republican state officials in Ohio and Florida were doing their best to invalidate them on technicalities.
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New York Times

April 10, 2004A federal air marshall left her loaded pistol on a shelf in a public restroom at the Cleveland, Ohio, airport near gate C-3; a passenger found the gun and immediately contacted the proper authorities.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer

February 9, 2004The Ohio sniper continued to shoot at cars.
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New York Times

January 24, 2004A sniper was still shooting cars in Ohio.
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Associated Press

January 7, 2004A man wearing a chicken> suit robbed a grocery store in Columbus, Ohio.
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NBC5.com

JULY 2008

HIGH NOON FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
Why the G.O.P. Must Die
A Forum with Kevin Baker, Scott McConnell, Kevin Phillips, and Thomas Schaller

THE MAGIC OLYMPICS
With Tricks Explained!
By Alex Stone

THE CASE OF THE SEVERED HAND
A story by Robert Coover

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