| July 24, 2008 | - Radovan Karadzic was arrested in Belgrade and awaits imminent extradition to The Hague, where he will face charges of genocide for his role in the Srebrenica massacres and the siege of Sarajevo. The former Bosnian Serb president, a psychiatrist and poet who in 1991 pledged to drive Bosnian Muslims down “the highway of hell and suffering,” had been living in the Serbian capital as a New Age guru, promoting alternative medicine and “Human Quantum Energy” under the name “Dragan David Dabic.” Serbia hoped the arrest would hasten its campaign to join the European Union, and it was reported that Ratko Mladic, the general who led Bosnian Serb forces during the war and is believed to be in hiding in Serbia, is protected by two bodyguards under orders to kill him in the event of his arrest.
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Telegraph
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New York Times
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Reuters
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Telegraph
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| August 20, 2007 | - Two bears at the Belgrade Zoo, Masha and Misha, spent the annual beer-festival weekend feasting on a 23-year-old Serb, who was discovered naked, dead, and half-eaten in their cage. “Only an idiot,” said zoo director Vuk Bojovic, “would jump into the bear cage.”
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CNN
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| July 25, 2007 | -
Serbians awaiting a U.N. Security Council decision on Kosovar independence told reporters they no longer cared whether Serbia retained the disputed province. “Kosovo means absolutely nothing to me; I have never been there and I never will go there,” said 38-year-old anthropologist Jelena Simovic. “I am fed up with Kosovo. I just want to live normally.”
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AP via International Herald Tribune
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| May 31, 2007 | -
Serb farmers were exchanging cows for penis-enlargement
surgery.
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Independent Online
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| September 16, 2006 | - On the advice of his witch doctor a Serbian premature ejaculator had sex with a hedgehog and had to be hospitalized for pricks.
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The Sun
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| June 3, 2006 | - Montenegro declared independence from Serbia.
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Chron.com
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| March 19, 2006 | - Eighty thousand people mourned Slobodan Milosevic in Belgrade.
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ABC News
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| April 16, 2004 | -
Serbia's constitutional court suspended a law that gave financial benefits to Slobodan Milosevic and other Serb war criminals.
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Associated Press
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| March 31, 2004 | -
Serbia's parliament agreed to pay salaries and benefits to Slobodan Milosevic and other war criminals.
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Associated Press
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| November 22, 2003 | - The United Nations war-crimes tribunal for the former Yugoslavia heard testimony from Miroslav Deronjic, a former Bosnian Serb politician, that Radovan Karadzic gave the order in 1995 to slaughter the Muslim men and boys of Srebrenica: "At one moment, he said the following sentence to me: 'Mirsolav, all of them need to be killed — whatever you can lay your hands on.'"
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New York Times
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| November 13, 2003 | - The president of the rump Yugoslavia apologized for "any evil or disaster that anyone from Serbia and Montenegro caused to anyone in Bosnia-Herzegovina."
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Agence France-Presse
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| October 14, 2003 | - Happy Serbs accidentally shot down a small plane when they fired guns into the air at a wedding.
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Reuters
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| August 7, 2001 | - In Yugoslavia, Serbs were still digging up mass graves.
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| July 10, 2001 | - A mass grave was found in eastern Bosnia that was believed to contain over 200 victims of the Srebrenica massacre, where about 8,000 Bosnian Muslims were slaughtered by Serbs in 1995.
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| July 3, 2001 | -
Serbia's prime minister gave Slobodan Milosevic to The Hague to be tried for war crimes even though doing so was technically illegal; the prime minister of Yugoslavia resigned in protest.
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| February 27, 2001 | - A war-crimes tribunal convicted three Serbs of sexually enslaving Muslim girls and women during the Bosnian war.
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| January 9, 2001 | - Exposure to depleted uranium, which was used in NATO's bombings of Kosovo, Bosnia, and Serbia, was thought to be responsible.
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| November 28, 2000 | -
Slobodan Milosevic was reelected president of the Socialist Party of Serbia.
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| November 28, 2000 | - Madeleine Albright asked to meet with Serbia's new president, Vojislav Kostunica, at a meeting in Vienna; she was snubbed.
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| November 21, 2000 | -
Serbs, having thrown off their dictator, were waiting, in the dark, for international aid to help them pay for electricity.
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