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Texas

Dec 2006Number of Texas high schools that offered Bible courses as electives last year: 25



Number of these courses that broke the law by being primarily devotional and sectarian, according to a September study: 22
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Mark Chancey, Southern Methodist University (Dallas)

Aug 2006

Amount appropriated by the governor of Texas in June to set up border-watching webcams: $5,000,000

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Office of the Governor (Austin)

May 2006Percentage change last year in the number of stolen cattle recovered in Texas and Oklahoma: +104
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Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association (Fort Worth)

May 2006Minimum number of ranches in Texas where one can shoot a zebra: 56
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The Humane Society of the United States (Washington)/Harper's research

Mar 2006Number of U.S. counties where more than a fifth of “residents” are prison inmates that are in Texas: 10
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Prison Policy Initiative (Northampton, Mass.)

Jun 2004Minimum number of times a Houston woman stabbed her husband last year : 193
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Harris County Medical Examiner's Office (Houston)

May 2004Number of suspensions a Dallas-area high school handed out last fall for dress-code violations : 1,116
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Duncanville Independent School District (Tex.)

Mar 2004Rank of Texas among states in which the largest percentage of citizens lack health insurance : 1
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U.S. Census Bureau (Washington)

Mar 2004Number of a Texas toddler's burned fingers amputated in 1992 after she was left in a car with her mother's lit cigarette : 9.5
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Philip Morris USA (Richmond)

Apr 2003Estimated percentage change since 2000 in acres of Texas recognized as wetlands by the Army Corps of Engineers: -40
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U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (Galveston, Tex.)

Mar 2003Amount the U.S. Air Force will pay a Texas woman this year for mistakenly hitting her home with a dummy bomb: $12,000
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Langley Air Force Base (Langley, Va.)

Nov 2002Ratio of the average age of those executed in Texas under Bush to the average U.S. life expectancy: 1:2
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Texas Department of Criminal Justice (Huntsville)/United Nations Development Programme (N.Y.C.)

Mar 2002Percentage of the 145 lawyers in the offices of Houston's U.S. Attorney who were recused from the Enron case in January: 100
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U.S. Attorney's Office (Houston)

Mar 2002Total voting population of a Denton, Texas, tax district when a development plan was approved there in 1996: 1
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City of Denton, Texas

Aug 2001Estimated year in which El Paso, Texas, will exhaust its current sources of water: 2030
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Texas Water Development Board (Austin)

Aug 2001Percentage of the working residents of Del Rio, Texas, who are directly employed in the war on drugs: 20
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Texas Observer (Austin)

May 2001Amount Houston reimbursed its mayor in January for a course he took in public speaking: $2,900
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Office of the Mayor, City of Houston (Houston, Tex.)

Jan 2001Years that Mexico spent fighting a Texas death sentence given one of its citizens before his execution last fall: 9
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Consulate of Mexico (N.Y.C.)

Dec 2000Factor by which Texas's incarceration rate has increased since 1990 for every 1 percent drop in its crime rate: 4
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U.S. Department of Justice

Nov 2000Days by which a Texan's prison sentence for candy-bar theft this year exceeded his sentence for marijuana possession: 550
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Smith County District Attorney's Office (Tyler, Tex.)

Nov 2000Number of families in a Texas town who have sued the school district over its adoption of random drug testing: 1
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American Civil Liberties Union of Texas (Austin)

Oct 2000Number of Colt revolvers that a Texas judge repaired during jury selection in a capital-murder trial last fall: 2
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State Commission on Judicial Conduct (Austin, Tex.)

Sep 2000Chance that a government execution since 1976 was performed in Texas: 1 in 3
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Death Penalty Information Center (Washington)

Jul 2000Number of pawnbrokers for every bank in Laredo, Texas: 1.2
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Chamber of Commerce (Laredo, Tex.)

Jun 2000Ratio of the average 1850 price in Texas of a healthy male slave to that of 200 acres of prime farmland: 1:1
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Texas State Historical Association (Austin)

Apr 2000Percentage of eligible Texans who voted for George W. Bush for governor in 1994 and 1998, respectively: 27, 22
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Office of the Governor (Austin, Tex.)

Apr 2000Portion of Texas industrial plants operating under “grandfathered” emissions rules that predate 1971's Clean Air Act: 1/2
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Public Research Works (Austin, Tex.)

Dec 1999Chance that a U.S. juvenile offender on death row is in Texas: 1 in 3
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Prof. Victor Streib, Ohio Northern University (Ada, Ohio)

Nov 1999Chance that a Texan living below the poverty line receives welfare: 1 in 10
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Texas Department of Human Services (Austin, Tex.)

Nov 1999Federal anti-poverty funds granted Texas since 1996 that have not been spent: $149,000,000
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Texas Department of Human Services (Austin, Tex.)

Sep 1999Maximum amount of time that a recent Texas bill proposed holding suspects before assigning a lawyer, in days: 20
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State Senator Rodney Ellis (Austin, Tex.)

Sep 1999Number of death sentences upheld by Texas courts since 1990 for men whose lawyers slept during their trials: 3
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Southern Center for Human Rights (Atlanta, Ga.)

Sep 1999Number of Texas and California counties colonized by African “killer” bees since 1994: 51
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Texas A&M University (College Station, Tex.)/California Department of Food and Agriculture (Sacramento, Calif.)

Sep 1999Percentage of the proceeds of an AIDS fund-raising bike ride across Texas last fall used to cover “production costs”: 85
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Pallotta Teamworks (Los Angeles)

Jun 1999Number of months after the Civil War ended that slaves in Texas were told of their emancipation: 2
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Juneteenth U.S.A. (Houston)/Council of State Governments (Lexington, Ky.)

Jun 1999Number of years that Texas has observed a “Juneteenth” state holiday to commemorate the day its slaves were told they were free: 19
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Juneteenth U.S.A. (Houston)/Council of State Governments (Lexington, Ky.)

May 1999Percentage by which Jasper County, Texas, raised property taxes this year to finance the murder trial of John William King: 4.5
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Jasper County Appraisal District (Jasper, Tex.)

May 1999Number of times that a white man has been executed for killing a black man in Texas since 1860: 0
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NAACP Legal Educational Fund, Inc. (N.Y.C.)

May 1999Rank of José, among the most popular names given boys born in California or Texas last year: 1
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Social Security Administration (Baltimore)

Dec 1998Fee that an anonymous family has paid Texas A&M University to clone their pet collie mix, Missy: $2,300,000
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Texas A&M University (College Station, Tex.)

Jun 1998Percentage change in the number of Texans favoring the death penalty since the execution of Karla Faye Tucker: -21
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Scripps Howard Texas poll (Austin)

August 10, 19:00 PM , 2020A man leaped to his death from the Spaghetti Bowl, in El Paso, Texas, leaving behind a note that read, “Obama take care of my family.”
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El Paso Times

November 5, 2009An army psychiatrist, Major Nidal Malik Hasan, upset that he was about to be deployed to Iraq, killed 12 people and wounded 31 at the Fort Hood, Texas, military base before he was shot and subdued by police.
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ABC news

October 4, 2009U.S. unemployment rose to 9.8 percent, underemployment rose to 17 percent, and the average American workweek shrank by six minutes. The Bureau of Labor Statistics, raising its earlier estimates, reported that eight million jobs had vanished in the recession so far, the largest mass layoff since the end of World War II. “This is what a recovery looks like,” said former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan. Ninety-nine of the hundred largest metropolitan areas had lost jobs in the past year. The exception was the area around McAllen, Texas, a border town where per-capita income is $12,000 and the incidence of heavy drinking is sixty percent higher than the national average. President Obama called the new jobs figures “sobering.” John “Bootsie” Wilson, the last surviving member of the Silhouettes, the soul group that sang the 1958 hit “Get a Job,” died.
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NYT

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Bloomberg

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Pittsburgh Business Times

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NYT

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New Yorker

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CNN

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YouTube

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Philadelphia Daily News

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NYT

July 31, 2009A federal appeals court in Texas ruled to permit the sacrifice of goats.
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Fresno Bee

July 24, 2009More than seven 55-gallon drums of gooey oil blobs were removed from Texas beaches.
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New York Times

May 15, 2009A mother in Texas punched her 5-year-old child's teacher after the teacher admitted to shaking the child.
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New York Times

April 26, 2009The U.S. Centers for Disease Control declared a public-health emergency over an outbreak of swine flu that has infected at least 20 people in California, Kansas, New York, Ohio, and Texas. The virus is believed to have originated in Mexico City, where more than 149 people, all aged between 20 and 40, have died, and at least 1,300 people have gotten sick. Mexico's government closed all schools, universities, and zoos, canceled church services, soccer games, and bullfights, and banned visits to beauty salons and juvenile detention centers. Swine flu has been found in Canada, China, France, Israel, New Zealand, and Spain, prompting the World Health Organization to consider raising the pandemic alert level from 3 to 4 out of 6.
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New York Times

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Yahoo News

April 16, 2009300,000 people gathered in small groups across the country to protest the bailouts, the economic stimulus plan, taxes, and the federal government. “We've got a great union,” said Texas Governor Rick Perry at a protest in Austin. “There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, who knows what may come of that?” In a possible reference to the Boston Tea Party, one protestor threw a box of teabags at the White House. After a robot inspected the box, the Secret Service declared it harmless.
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Forbes

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Media Matters

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AP via Google

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fivethirtyeight.com

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New York Times

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New York Times

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Washington Post

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Los Angeles Times

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USA Today

March 10, 2009Employees of a state-run home for the mentally disabled in Texas were suspended for holding “fight clubs” among residents.
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ABC News

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New York Times

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Associated Press

December 28, 2008Somalian President Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed, whose government controls only a few city blocks in a country nearly the size of Texas, resigned and was expected to return to the northern stronghold of his clan, leaving the country to be run by insurgents. Islamist militant group Ahlu-Sunna Wal-Jama killed ten members of rival Islamist militant group the Shabab and called for its own members to “prepare themselves for jihad against these heretic groups” in order to “restore stability and harmony in Somalia.”
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New York Times

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New York Times

November 17, 2008Evangelical pastor Ed Young, of Fellowship Church in Texas, challenged married couples in his congregation to have sex seven days a week.
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New York Times

September 16, 2008In parts of Texas hit by Hurricane Ike, an estimated 20,000 cows and horses roamed free. Four thousand cows had been found dead, and officials thought that many more would never be found. “They're being eaten,” said Texas AgriLife Extension Service spokeswoman Kathleen Phillips, “by alligators.”
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AP via Star-Telegram

September 14, 2008Thousands of people remained trapped without food, water, or electricity on Texas's Galveston Island in the aftermath of Hurricane Ike.
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The New York Times

August 31, 2008Foreclosure rates were rising in the Dallas-Fort Worth region. “We've got a housing issue, [but] evidently not in Dallas,” said President George W. Bush to a recent gathering of Houston G.O.P. donors, “because Laura's over there trying to buy a house today... I said: 'Honey, we’ve been on government pay now for 14 years. Go slow!'”
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FWBusinessPress

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New York Times

August 27, 2008The attorney for a nearly half-ton Texas woman said she could not have beaten her toddler nephew to death because her obesity limits her movement.
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CNN

August 15, 2008Trustees for a north Texas school district approved a policy change that will allow teachers to carry concealed handguns to class.
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Houston Chronicle

August 14, 2008In response to the crisis, President George W. Bush postponed a vacation trip to his Texas ranch by one day.
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Swamp Politics

August 6, 2008The International Court of Justice condemned Texas for executing a Mexican national who had not been advised of his right to consular assistance. “Texas,” replied the office of the state's attorney general, “is not bound by the World Court.”
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BBCNews.com

July 18, 2008A tanker truck on its way to Sugar Land, Texas, overturned, spilling onto the highway more than 5,000 gallons of what a city spokeswoman described as “healthy, all-natural molasses.”
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Yahoo News

July 11, 2008 Texas police were searching for a burglar who kicked a two-month-old puppy.
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WOAI.com

July 3, 2008 Researchers at Texas A&M's Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center found that watermelons have a “Viagra-like effect,” but a researcher in Oklahama pointed out that this benefit may be offset by the melon's diuretic properties.
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Associated Press

May 8, 2008Three home-schooled teenagers in Texas were accused of digging up the corpse of an 11-year-old boy and smoking pot out of the skull. “He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it,” a policeman said of one of the boys. “So I knew there was some truth to the story.”
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Houston Chronicle

March 8, 2008After John McCain swept Republican contests in Ohio, Rhode Island, Texas, and Vermont and secured by some counts the delegates required for his party's nomination, his rivals Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul withdrew from the presidential race. McCain visited the White House to eat a lunch of hot dogs with George W. Bush and accept the President's endorsement. “If my showing up and endorsing him helps him, or if I'm against him and it helps him, either way, I want him to win,” said Bush.
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New York Times

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Washington Post

February 28, 2008Allison, a sea turtle missing three limbs who lives at a Texas turtle sanctuary, was to be fitted with a prosthetic flipper. “The problem,” explained a curator for the sanctuary, “is she doesn't swim very well.”
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PhysOrg.com

February 23, 2008 Texas surpassed California to become the top producer of wind power, and oil men were cashing in on the boom. “We're number one in wind in the United States,” said Texas land commissioner Jerry Patterson, “and that will never change.”
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NY Times

February 7, 2008A Texas prison denied an inmate a copy of Roberto Bolano's “The Savage Detectives” after determining that a passage from the book could “encourage homosexual or deviant criminal sexual behavior.”
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Slate

January 19, 2008The Supreme Court decided that Texas could exclude Dennis Kucinich's name from the ballots in the Democratic primary because Kucinich refused to take a party loyalty oath.
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AP via Google News

October 26, 2007At a high-security auction in Texas, a bookstore owner paid $100,000 for a lock of Che Guevara's hair.
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New York Times

October 19, 2007Taku the killer whale died unexpectedly at the San Antonio SeaWorld.
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New York Times

October 19, 2007Taku the killer whale died unexpectedly at the San Antonio SeaWorld.
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New York Times

October 17, 2007State inspectors visited a Texas youth jail to find spoiled food, overflowing toilets, walls smeared with feces, and a curriculum reliant on crossword puzzles.
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New York Times

October 17, 2007State inspectors visited a Texas youth jail to find spoiled food, overflowing toilets, walls smeared with feces, and a curriculum reliant on crossword puzzles.
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New York Times

August 31, 2007The Alton, Texas, chief of police was arrested for making “unwelcomed” sexual advances toward two male employees.
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KGBTV.com via Nerve.com

August 31, 2007City officials in Houston, Texas, were investigating a “Ghetto Handbook” distributed by the local police to its officers. The booklet, subtitled “Wucha dun did now?” contained, among other items, a glossary that would enable the police to communicate “as if you just came out of the hood.” Terms defined in the glossary included “foty” for a 40-ounce bottle of beer; “aks” for “to ask a question”; and “hoodrat” for “a scummy girl.”
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Houston Chronicle

August 16, 2007It was reported that a South Carolina small-parts supplier run by twin sisters had cheated the Pentagon out of $20.5 million in shipping costs; two 19-cent washers sent to an Army base in Texas, for instance, incurred a $998,798 charge.
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Bloomberg

July 31, 2007 Researchers at the University of Texas identified 237 reasons that people have sex, including “he smelled nice.”
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ABC News

July 9, 2007Tourism was down in Crawford, Texas, where George W. Bush owns a very small ranch. To make up for declining sales of Bush merchandise, Bill Johnson, the owner of Crawford's largest gift shop, was stocking more Americana. “We're changing our mix,” he explained. “As a business, we have to do what we have to do to be successful.”
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Houston Chronicle

May 28, 2007In Crawford, Texas, Cindy Sheehan resigned as the “'face' of the American anti-war movement.” “Good-bye America,” wrote Sheehan. “You are not the country that I love and I finally realized no matter how much I sacrifice, I can't make you be that country unless you want it.”
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Daily Kos

May 16, 2007A Galveston, Texas, man microwaved his daughter.
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Click2Houston.com

May 3, 2007The Republican candidates for the presidency debated at the Ronald Reagan Library in California. Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas said that the day Roe v. Wade was repealed would be “a glorious day of human liberty and freedom” and that the current tax system “ought to be taken behind a barn and killed with a dull ax”; Senator John McCain of Arizona claimed that he would “follow [Osama bin Laden] to the gates of hell”; Texas Congressman Ron Paul said that not going to war in Iraq would have been “conservative,“ because ”it’s a Republican, it’s a pro-American, it follows the Founding Fathers. And besides, it follows the Constitution.” California Congressman Duncan Hunter took responsibility for the border fence in San Diego. “It’s a double fence,” he said. “It’s not that little straggly fence you see on CNN with everybody getting over it.” “No one on this stage,” said former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, ”probably knows Hillary Clinton better than I do,” to which former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani replied: ”Oh my!” Collectively, the candidates invoked Reagan's name nearly 20 times.
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NY Times

April 3, 2007Singer/songwriter Billy Joe Shaver, author of such hits as “Georgia on a Fast Train” and “I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday)” was sought by police in Texas after he shot a “drunk, aggressive stranger.”
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CNN.com

March 24, 2007The U.S. House of Representatives passed a timetable for ending the Iraq war by a six-vote margin. The bill mandates American withdrawal in September 2008 if the Bush Administration meets certain benchmarks, earlier if it does not. Several Democrats voted against the timetable because it was not sufficiently antiwar, and Republicans derided the inclusion of domestic provisions benefiting spinach growers, citrus farmers, salmon fishermen, and peanut storers. “What does throwing money at Bubba Gump, Popeye the sailor man, and Mr. Peanut have to do with winning a war?” asked Representative Sam Johnson of Texas. “I will veto it,” said President George W. Bush, "if it comes to my desk.”
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New Tork Times

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New York Times

March 21, 2007 Al Gore returned to Capitol Hill to testify that global warming is a planetary emergency. Rep. Ed Markey of Massachusetts called Gore a prophet, and Rep. John Dingell of Michigan addressed him as “Mr. President.” Joe Barton of Texas, the leading Republican on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, told Gore he was “totally wrong” and that, if need be, Republican lawmakers would stay late for an “all-out cat fight” with Democrats. Ralph Hall, also of Texas, speculated that Gore's attack on the energy industry could result in war “when and if OPEC nations abandon the U.S.A.,” and Roscoe Bartlett (R., Md.) said that he thought it was “probably possible to be a conservative without appearing to be an idiot.
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AP vie Breitbart

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Huffington Post

February 1, 2007In Texas, elementary school children were increasingly becoming addicted to “cheese,” a potentially lethal combination of heroin and Tylenol PM. “Any child anywhere can afford a hit of cheese,” said a detective. “It's just horrific.”
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ABC News

January 16, 2007 Connecticut was fighting with Texas over which state invented the hamburger. “We are even the birthplace of George Bush, who wants people to think he's from Texas,” said New Haven mayor John DeStefano. “The hamburger is as much a New Haven original as President Bush.”
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AP via CNN

January 4, 2007 Iraqi security guards were arrested for taking illegal cell phone footage of Shiite officials taunting Saddam Hussein before he was hanged. President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt called images of the execution “revolting and barbaric,” and Libya announced its intention to erect a statue of Hussein on the gallows. Master Sgt. Robert Ellis, a senior medical adviser responsible for Hussein's care in Baghdad, praised the stoicism displayed by Hussein. “Saddam,” he said, “was gangsta.” A Texas 10-year-old who had seen video footage of the execution died after hanging himself from his bunk bed.
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ABC News

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Der Spiegel

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STL Today

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Reuters via MSNBC

January 4, 2007In Houston, Texas, the lawyer for a teenager whose forehead contains a subpoenaed 9mm bullet said that his client would allow the bullet to be removed as long as he is not charged with capital murder.
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AP via Star Telegram

December 14, 2006A Texas lawmaker introduced legislation that would allow the blind to participate in “the fun of hunting.”
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Reuters via YahooNews

December 5, 2006A plane bound for Texas made an emergency landing after a female passenger lit matches to mask the odor of her fart.
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WKMG Local News

November 20, 2006A Houston teenager was sentenced to jail for sodomizing a Hispanic teenager with a patio umbrella while shouting “White Power!”
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AP Via CourtTV News

November 20, 2006Two Texas penguins that survived a truck crash hatched a chick.
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Houston Chronicle

October 28, 2006 Hunters in west Texas were stalking feral pigs.
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New York Times

October 19, 2006A convicted killer on Texas death row committed suicide 15 hours before he was supposed to die by lethal injection by slitting his jugular vein with a makeshift blade; prison authorities found the message “I didn't do it” smeared in blood on the walls of his cell.
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AP via MSNBC

October 6, 2006Dog-feces-cleanup franchises were opening across the United States. It's the “best job in the world,” said Matt Boswell, the Chief Excrement Officer of Texas-based Pet Butler, which operates in 14 states.
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The Seattle Times

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MSNBC

October 3, 2006The Supreme Court refused to consider the constitutionality of Ignacio Sergio Acosta v. state of Texas, a case that challenged the Texas law that makes it illegal to promote genitalia-shaped sex toys.
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ABC News

September 18, 2006Anousheh Ansari, a communications entrepreneur from Texas, became the world's first female Muslim space tourist.
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BBC News

September 14, 2006Former Texas governor Ann Richards died.
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CNN.com

September 5, 2006Visitors to the Texas State Fair were enjoying deep-fried Coca-Cola.
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Local6.com

August 26, 2006A college student from Connecticut was found with a stick of dynamite in his luggage at George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston.
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KNX1070 Radio via Google News

August 15, 2006A tree in Texas was mysteriously spouting water from its bark.
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San Antonio Express-News

August 14, 2006 Houston's rising crime rate was blamed on refugees from New Orleans, which has been gripped by a baby boom.
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The New York Times

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Breitbart.com

August 10, 2006Under pressure from U.S. officials, authorities in the United Kingdom announced the discovery of a terrorist plot to blow up as many as ten passenger planes in the air, possibly by using explosive liquids hidden inside sports-drink bottles. Twenty-one suspects were arrested. Britain raised its threat level to “critical”; the United States raised its threat level “for all commercial flights flying from the United Kingdom to the United States” to “red.” Carry-on luggage was banned on flights in and out of Heathrow airport, and classical and traditional musicians, who normally keep their fragile instruments with them while traveling, were forced to check them as baggage and risk damage. “These restrictions,” said a cellist, “are a disaster for me.” Bagpipers planning to attend the World Pipe Band Championships were particularly worried about the effects of the ban. Prime Minister Tony Blair, on vacation in the Caribbean, thanked U.K. security services for their “hard work,” and President George W. Bush, who had been monitoring the progress of the investigation while on vacation in Crawford, Texas (where he was reading The Stranger, by Albert Camus), flew to Wisconsin and called the arrests “a stark reminder that this nation is at war with Islamic fascists.”
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The New York Times

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BBC News

August 10, 2006In Texas a truck carrying zoo animals overturned, immediately killing one penguin; three more penguins were killed by oncoming traffic. The octopus was not harmed.
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The Guardian

August 4, 2006A fireball streaked through the night sky over Lakeway, Texas.
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Local6.com

July 31, 2006A study conducted at Texas A&M University found that cigarette smoking reduced the impact of alcohol on inebriated rats. “I hope people won't interpret that as a good thing,” said lead researcher Wei-Jung Chen.
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Seed Magazine

July 30, 2006Lubbock, Texas, prayed for rain.
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KCBD.com

July 25, 2006 Texas was overrun by butterflies.
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New York Times

July 19, 2006U.S. Representative Phil Gingrey of Georgia claimed that God supported a Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. “I think,” he said, “God has spoken very clearly on this issue.” “It's part of God's plan,” said Texas Congressman John Carter, “for the future of mankind.” “We best not,” said Colorado Representative Bob Beauprez, “be messing with His plan.”
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Washington Post

June 30, 2006The library of the University of the Incarnate Word in San Antonio, Texas, cancelled its subscription to the New York Times .
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MySA.com

June 20, 2006Researchers in Texas successfully convinced fringe-lipped bats that poisonous sympatric cane toads were edible.
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Washington Post

June 7, 2006 Texas executed an axe murderer.
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Reuters

May 17, 2006At least 18 people fell ill in Dallas after eating tainted muffins.
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UPI

May 12, 2006In south Texas 100 people had been diagnosed with Morgellons disease. "These people," said a nurse practitioner, "will have like beads of sweat but it's black, black and tarry." "It looked," said the mother of a Morgellons patient, "like a piece of spaghetti was sticking out about a quarter to an eighth of an inch long, and it was sticking out of his chest."
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MYSA.com

April 20, 2006 Pawn-shop owners in Texas noted that more people were pawning their belongings in order to buy gas.
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CBS11TV.com

April 16, 2006Under the presumed influence of White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, who collects photographs of President George W. Bush's hands, Karl Rove was relieved of his position as presidential policy adviser in order that he might focus his energies on the November midterm elections, and White House press secretary Scott McClellan resigned. “One of these days,” the President said of McClellan, “he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days.”
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USA Today

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Forbes.com

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BBC News

April 3, 2006Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R., Tex.) announced that he would not run for reelection to Congress. "I've never done anything in my political career," said DeLay, "for my own personal gain."
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Time

March 15, 2006Miss Deaf Texas was struck and killed by a train. "They sounded the horn," said a police detective, "and got no response."
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Seattle PI

March 13, 2006In Texas wildfires have burned 3.5 million acres of land since December.
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AP via Yahoo! News

March 9, 2006Former Texas Governor Ann Richards announced that she had been diagnosed with cancer.
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AP via Yahoo! News

March 8, 2006 Tom DeLay (R., Tex.) won the Republican primary for his congressional seat.
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Capitol Hill Blue

February 18, 2006 Texas attorney Harry Whittington apologized for the trouble he caused when he was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney.
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Chron.com

February 16, 2006A man in Texas was sentenced to 30 years in prison for raping his former girlfriend, then branding her.
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Chron.com

February 12, 2006U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney shot and severely injured a fellow hunter while hunting quail at a friend's 50,000-acre Texas ranch.
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The New York Times

January 16, 2006In El Paso, Texas, a mechanic was sucked into a jet engine. "It doesn't happen very often," said a Boeing spokeswoman.
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CNN.com

January 2, 2006It was flooding in California, and parts of Oklahoma and Texas were on fire.
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CBS News

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Forbes.com

December 13, 2005In Houston, Texas, a receptionist named Kristina Roberts was suing her boss, Jorge Garcia, for ejaculating on her as she worked. Garcia insists the ejaculation was consensual.
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CourtTV.com

December 10, 2005Ninety-two members of the U.S. House of Representatives were planning to challenge the provision of the 14th amendment that provides those born in the United States with citizenship. “Addressing this problem,” said Representative Lamar Smith (R., Tex.), “is needed if we're going to try to combat illegal immigration on all fronts.”
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December 2, 2005An atheist student group at the University of Texas was handing out pornography to anyone who gave them a Bible as part of a “Smut for Smut” program. “We consider the Bible to be a very negative force in the history of the world,” said a student.
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XBiz [NSFW]

November 25, 2005It was revealed that the investigation into illegal payoffs made by lobbyist Jack Abramoff involves not only Representative Tom DeLay (R., Texas), but Representative Bob Ney (R., Ohio), Representative John Doolittle (R., Calif.), Senator Conrad Burns (R., Mont.), 17 current and former Congressional aides, and two former Bush Administration officials.
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Reuters

October 31, 2005In Waco, Texas, a pastor stepped into a baptismal pool with a microphone in his hand and was electrocuted in front of 800 parishioners.
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CNN

October 27, 2005A woman in Texas came down with dengue fever.
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Austin-American Statesman

September 24, 2005 Hurricane Rita, the third-most intense hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic basin, struck Florida, Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana, killing 36 people and causing flooding, tornadoes, and storm surges, and re-flooding parts of New Orleans. Hurricane evacuations caused miles of traffic jams in Texas, and a bus filled with elderly people exploded when an oxygen tank caught fire, incinerating at least 24 passengers.
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Wikipedia

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Houston Chronicle

September 22, 2005In Wichita Falls, Texas, a man named Roderick Johnson was suing prison officials for allowing him to be made into a sexual slave. Johnson testified that he had once been the "property" of a prison gang called the Gangster Disciples, who rented him out at rates ranging from $3 to $7 per rape. A defendant in the case said that Johnson’s testimony was not credible because he never showed the "bruises," "possible broken bones," or "a little worse" that would prove that the sex was nonconsensual.
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The New York Times

September 14, 2005 Texas executed Frances Newton.
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CBS News

September 6, 2005Houston, Texas, the headquarters of contractors Halliburton and Baker Hughes, was preparing for a boomin the wake of Hurricane Katrina; one real-estate firm was offering special financing deals "for hurricane survivors only."
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IHT

September 5, 2005Barbara Bush visited the Astrodome and said that, given that the evacueesfrom Hurricane Katrina that were residing there were "underprivileged anyway," things were "working out very well" for them.
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Editor & Publisher

July 13, 2005Three Texas teens were in trouble for teabagging a fourth.
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The Star-Telegram

June 16, 2005And four cheerleaders in Texas were in trouble for smearing human feces on a pizza in an attempt to frame a rival cheerleading squad.
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WOAI.com

June 10, 2005Two women were upset when they visited a Houston mausoleum and found that the cremated remains of their mother had been replaced by a can of sour-cream-and-onion potato chips.
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Local6.com

May 23, 2005In Waxahachie, Texas, the high school student yearbook neglected to include a girl's name in a photo caption, referring to her instead as “Black Girl.”
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AZCentral.com

May 19, 2005In Houston large black grackles swooped down from magnolia trees to attack passersby, including a lawyer.
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CNN.com

May 18, 2005In Texas a five-year-old brought a loaded gun to his pre-kindergarten class.
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AZCentral.com

May 5, 2005 Texas lawmakers were trying to stop sexy cheerleading.
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Reuters

April 20, 2005 Texas legislators were considering a bill that would ban gay people from taking in foster children.
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USA Today

April 3, 2005A former scout master in Houston, Texas, resigned from the Lion's Club and turned himself in for sexually abusing a blind nine-year-old boy.
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Houston Chronicle

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ABC13.com

March 24, 2005Fifteen people died in an explosion at a BP oil refinery in Texas.
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AP

March 20, 2005The U.S. Senate subpoenaed Terri Schiavo, a woman who has been in a persistent vegetative state since 1991, to testify before the Health, Education, and Labor Committee. The subpoena was intended to make it impossible for Schiavo to be taken off the feeding tube that allows her to survive; the order, however, was defied by a Florida judge, and the feeding tube was removed. Schiavo then began to die of dehydration. The House and Senate held emergency sessions in order to pass a bill that would transfer the case from state court to federal court. The bill was then signed by President George W. Bush, who had flown in from his ranch in Crawford, Texas, for the occasion.
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Wikipedia

March 2, 2005A toddler in Deer Park, Texas, drowned in a dirty swimming pool.
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Click2Houston

March 2, 2005A toddler was swept away in the Rio Grande as his parents tried to cross into Texas from Mexico.
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Houston Chronicle

February 18, 2005 Texas executed another prisoner.
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CNN

February 3, 2005Richard "Kinky" Friedman announced he would run for governor of Texas.
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Local News Headlines

February 1, 2005Teenagers in Texas were having more sex, a survey found.
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Reuters

January 21, 2005 Norwegians were shocked to see the president and his family repeatedly give the University of Texas "hook 'em, 'horns" sign, which they interpreted as a salute to Satan, during the festivities, and sign-language users pointed out that the sign means "bullshit."
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New York Daily News

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AP

January 7, 2005 Houston was named the fattest city in the U.S. for the fourth time in five years,
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The New York Times

December 30, 2004President George W. Bush stayed on vacation down at the ranch in Crawford, Texas, and complained about the U.S. being called stingy. He then doubled his initial aid offer to $35 million. Senator Patrick Leahy noted that "we spend $35 million before breakfast in Iraq."
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New York Times

December 25, 2004It snowed in Texas.
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Fox News

November 17, 2004 Texas prisoner Anthony Fuentes was executed.
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Houston Chronicle

November 17, 2004A Texas website was planning to offer hunters the ability to shoot animals online.
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ZDNet

November 10, 2004A pregnant baboon ran wild at George Bush Airport.
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Houston Chronicle

November 10, 2004Former high-school football star Demarco McCullum, Texas prisoner #999180, became the 21st prisoner executed in that state this year.
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The Advocate

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CNN

November 3, 2004Voters in Dallas County, Texas, elected an openly gay Hispanic woman as sheriff.
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Reuters

October 30, 2004Governor Rick Perry of Texas refused to proclaim "UN Day."
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New York Times

September 16, 2004A Texas judge found that the state's system of educational funding is unconstitutional.
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New York Times

August 14, 2004A Texas dentist died after contracting a flesh-eating bacteria called vibrio vulnificus ,
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Health Talk

July 20, 2004County commissioners in Jefferson County, Texas, voted to change the name of Jap Road, which was reportedly named 100 years ago in honor of a Japanese rice farmer.
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Reuters

July 18, 2004Charges were dismissed against a Texas woman who holds "Tupperware-type" parties for housewives interested in buying dildos.
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Associated Press

May 29, 2004Authorities in Texas killed 24,000 chickens after avian flu was found on a farm near Sulphur Springs.
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New York Times

May 19, 2004 Texas executed a schizophrenic man.
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New York Times

May 8, 2004President Bush continued to maintain that the Abu Ghraib torturers were un-American, but human-rights advocates pointed out that similar abuse takes place in U.S. prisons all the time, especially in Texas.
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New York Times

May 8, 2004Someone desecrated the grave of James Byrd Jr., the black man who was dragged to death behind a pickup in Texas, for the second time.
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New York Times

April 21, 2004Governor Rick Perry of Texas proposed shifting the burden of school financing in the state from property taxes to sin taxes on gambling, alcohol, and stripping.
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New York Times

April 1, 2004The International Court of Justice ruled that U.S. courts must review the death sentences of 51 Mexican citizens whose rights under the 1963 Vienna Convention on Consular Relations were violated; although international treaties are "the supreme law of the land," according to the U.S. Constitution, Governor Rick Perry declared that "the International Court of Justice does not have jurisdiction in Texas."
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New York Times

March 30, 2004The feral hog population in East Texas was out of control, wildlife scientists warned, and one rancher said he was afraid to let his children leave the yard.
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Texas A&M University

February 25, 2004A mosque was set on fire in Houston.
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New York Times

February 16, 2004A grand-jury investigation was under way in Texas into a political action committee controlled by House speaker Tom DeLay.
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New York Times

February 13, 2004Three pharmacists were fired in Denton, Texas, for refusing to fill a prescription for emergency contraception.
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New York Times

February 11, 2004A former Texas National Guard officer charged that in 1997 he overheard a superior and a Bush adviser discussing ways to "cleanse" Bush's file to remove embarrassing information. The officer said he later saw papers with Bush's name on them in a garbage can.
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USA Today, New York Times

January 5, 2004 President Bush spent the first day of the new year killing small birds in Texas; he reportedly resolved to eat fewer desserts.
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New York Times

January 2, 2004A small plane fell from the sky and crashed into two houses near Dallas.
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New York Times

December 16, 2003The Texas Department of Criminal Justice website removed its listing of executed prisoners' last meals. A prison spokesman said the last meals were removed because some people thought they were in "poor taste."
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Houston Chronicle

December 12, 2003The Pentagon accused Halliburton, which recently removed its name from outside its corporate headquarters in Houston, of overcharging for gasoline in Iraq.
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Reuters

November 25, 2003Two 16-year-olds in Texas were arrested for plotting to kill 24 people at their high school.
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New York Times

October 14, 2003 Texas Republicans produced a very odd-looking congressional map that will probably give the party seven additional seats in Congress. "I'm a Texan trying to get things done," said Tom DeLay, who engineered the highly unusual redistricting.
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New York Times

October 10, 2003Four white Texans were arrested for beating a retarded black man unconscious.
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New York Times

October 1, 2003School officials in Paris, Texas, apologized after the high school band played "Deutschland uber alles," with the Nazi flag flying, on the evening of Rosh Hashana.
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New York Times

August 26, 2003Eleven Democratic state senators from Texas were still on the run in New Mexico.
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New York Times

August 9, 2003Seventeen people died in a car-bomb attack on the Jordanian embassy in Baghdad, and President Bush told reporters down at the ranch in Crawford, Texas, that his men were making "good progress" in Iraq.
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New York Times

August 8, 2003Democratic lawmakers from Texas were still on the run in New Mexico.
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Associated Press

July 29, 2003Democratic state legislators in Texas once again fled the state over Republican plans to redraw congressional districts.
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Associated Press

July 12, 2003Eleven people in Texas were quarantined with SARS-like symptoms.
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New York Times

June 24, 2003The United States Supreme Court upheld the University of Michigan law school's use of affirmative action in its admissions process and overturned a Texas sodomy law, saying that "the state cannot demean [homosexuals'] existence or control their destiny by making their private sexual conduct a crime."
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New York Times

May 15, 2003Fifty-one Democratic state legislators fled Texas for Oklahoma to prevent the Texas House of Representatives from achieving a quorum; Texas Rangers were sent to fetch them.
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Ft. Worth Star Telegram

May 4, 2003Prime Minister John Howard of Australia was rewarded for his country's service in the invasion of Iraq with a sleepover down at the Presidential Ranch in Crawford, Texas, where he was served green-chili cheese grits for supper.
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New York Times

May 2, 2003 President Bush landed on an aircraft carrier in an S-3B Viking airplane and, clad in a military jumpsuit with the words "Commander in Chief" printed on the back, he informed the assembled sailors, whom he said were "the best of our country," that the war on Iraq had been won. The commander in chief, who served as a pilot in the Texas National Guard during the Vietnam War, told reporters that he had briefly flown the airplane. "I miss flying," he said. Few publications mentioned the president's long unexplained failure to report for duty during that period, and his daring arrival was widely hailed as a "Top Gun moment."
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New York Times

April 29, 2003 Gay rights groups were calling for the resignation of Senator Rick Santorum, who told the Associated Press that if the Supreme Court overturns a Texas ban on sodomy, “then you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery.
April 8, 2003 A 12-year-old boy in El Paso, Texas, was suspended from school for sexual harassment after he stuck out his tongue at a girl who refused to be his girlfriend.
April 1, 2003 Texas executed a paranoid schizophrenic murderer.
March 18, 2003 A judge in Texas ordered a man to spend 30 nights in a 2-foot by 3-foot doghouse for abusing his stepson and rejected an appeal for a larger doghouse.
March 18, 2003 Three young children were found beheaded in Brownsville, Texas, and their parents were charged with murder.
February 25, 2003 “Animal-rights activists were organizing opposition to a bill in the Texas House that would define many of their activities as acts of terrorism.
February 4, 2003 The space shuttle Columbia broke apart while entering the upper atmosphere, scattering debris and the remains of seven astronauts over east Texas and Louisiana; three young children in Plainview, Texas, found a charred leg; a man in Hemphill found a torso and a skull along a rural highway. Fragments of the shuttle were offered for sale on eBay within a few hours.
February 4, 2003 A substitute teacher in Fort Worth, Texas, was accused of raping a 14-year-old girl in a classroom while other students watched.
January 21, 2003 Thirty vials of plague were reported missing at Texas Tech University, but investigators later concluded that researchers had destroyed them without completing the proper paperwork.
January 7, 2003 President George W. Bush, who spent much of his holiday clearing brush down at the ranch in Crawford, Texas, mentioned North Korea on his way to grab a cheeseburger and said that Saddam Hussein still “hasn't heard the message.”
January 7, 2003 The president later traveled to Fort Hood, Texas, where he told some soldiers that Saddam Hussein “holds the United Nations and the U.N. Security Council and its resolutions in contempt. He really doesn't care about the opinion of mankind.” It was reported that Condoleezza Rice is sometimes teased by her colleagues in the White House for speaking in complete sentences.
November 26, 2002 The Bush Administration approved the drilling of two new gas wells along the Padre Island National Seashore in Texas. The administration also revised the regulations governing power plants; officials said that the new rules, which will permit more pollution, will make the air cleaner.
October 1, 2002 Texas executed a clown who murdered two young girls for playing loud music and talking back when he asked them to turn it down.
September 10, 2002 German officials refused to allow a Turkish couple to name their baby Osama bin Laden, and it was noted that President Bush has spent 42 percent of his term at Camp David, Kennebunkport, and his ranch in Texas.
August 20, 2002 Texas executed a Mexican.
August 20, 2002 President Bush held an economic forum in Waco, Texas, in an effort to demonstrate that he's doing something about the economy.
August 13, 2002 A man from Texas named John Winter Smith was trying to visit every one of the 3,450 Starbucks on the planet.
July 23, 2002 An Air Force fighter pilot accidentally dropped a practice bomb on a house in Texas, destroying the roof and a bathroom.
July 9, 2002 A cowboy from Texas rode his horse to New York City as a tribute to the victims of September 11.
June 18, 2002 The Roman Catholic diocese of Brooklyn denied John Gotti a public funeral mass because of concerns that crowds of onlookers “would take away from the decorum.” In Dallas, Texas, a council of Roman Catholic bishops decided to remove any priest from the ministry who has ever abused a child.
June 4, 2002The Supreme Court refused to hear an appeal by the state of Texas in the matter of Calvin Jerold Burdine, who was convicted of murdering his gay lover and was sentenced to die after his court-appointed lawyer slept through the trial; Texas officials, who had argued that having an unconscious lawyer did nothing to affect the fairness of his trial, must now retry Burdine or let him go.
May 14, 2002 The House Appropriations Committee passed a measure authorizing the President to use force to free any American detained by the new International Criminal Court, which Tom DeLay, the majority whip from Texas, called a “rump” and a “rogue” court.
May 14, 2002 The shrunken head of an Indian woman that was stolen from the Frontier Times Museum in Bandera, Texas, was found in a bag on the side of a road. “She looks all right,” said the local police chief. “They're just tickled to death that nobody tore her up. We're still going to investigate it, and hopefully we can get somebody in jail.”
May 7, 2002 Texas executed a one-legged murderer after refusing his request to be outfitted with a prosthetic leg so that he could walk to his own execution.
April 30, 2002 Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia met with President George W. Bush down at the ranch in Crawford, Texas, and went for a ride in the President's pickup truck.
April 9, 2002 Someone stole the shrunken head of an Indian woman from the Frontier Times Museum in Bandera, Texas.
April 2, 2002 The United States joined the rest of the United Nations Security Council in demanding that Israel withdraw from Ramallah, though later that day President George W. Bush, speaking from his ranch in Crawford, Texas, said that he thought Sharon was doing what he had to do.
March 26, 2002 Andrea Yates, the Texas woman who drowned all five of her children in a bathtub, was sentenced to life in prison; her family blamed her husband for not being more attentive to her postpartum psychosis, and her husband blamed the medical establishment. He was said to be considering legal action, noting that the doctor who treated his wife two days before the killings is “a trained professional who's supposed to be able to recognize these kinds of things. I'm not. I'm just a guy.”
March 19, 2002 A Texas school district cancelled further performances of “Stop the Violence,” a play that preaches pacifism, after rioting broke out among the high school students watching it.
March 12, 2002 A woman in Fort Worth, Texas, was arrested for running over a homeless man and then parking her car, with the injured man still stuck in her windshield, in her garage; her lawyer denied accusations that his client apologized to the man, ignored his cries for help for three days, and let him bleed to death, but did not dispute the fact that her boyfriend dumped the victim's lifeless body in a park.
March 5, 2002 The Texas veterinarian who first isolated the Ames strain of anthrax was fighting $9,000 in fines for burning the carcasses of anthrax-infected cattle, in violation of Texas air pollution rules.
March 5, 2002 At the time of the offense, Texas preferred that the anthrax be buried in a landfill, leaving open the possibility that the bacteria could be harvested by terrorists.
February 19, 2002 A jury in Texas found a man guilty of assault for shooting his girlfriend because he thought she was going to say “New Jersey,” the sound of which sends him into an uncontrollable rage; the man also goes crazy when he hears “Wisconsin,” “Snickers,” and “Mars.”
February 19, 2002 Scientists at the Genetic Savings and Clone in College Station, Texas, announced that they had cloned a cat.
January 29, 2002 Chinese inspectors discovered that a new Boeing jet that was meant to be Jiang Zemin's private plane was filled with sophisticated satellite-operated listening devices, which apparently were put there when the plane was being outfitted in San Antonio, Texas.
January 22, 2002 The Enron scandal continued to unfold. Arthur Andersen and Company, the big accounting firm that served simultaneously as consultant and auditor for the Texas energy company, admitted that it had destroyed thousands of Enron-related documents.
January 22, 2002 Joey Allen Long of Paris, Texas, was arrested for stealing $4,600 worth of bull sperm.
January 15, 2002 The United States Department of Justice appointed a special criminal task force to investigate the collapse of Enron, the Texas oil company. Attorney General John Ashcroft recused himself from the investigation, as did the entire United States Attorney's office in Houston, because of conflicts of interest.
January 15, 2002 Police in Bayview, Texas, were investigating the theft of a ten-foot giraffe.
January 8, 2002 Texas deregulated its energy market.
January 1, 2002 President George W. Bush held a news conference down at the ranch in Crawford, Texas, and again defended his plan to use military courts to try terrorism suspects: “One thing is for certain,” he said, “whatever the procedures are for the military tribunals, our system will be more fair than the system of bin Laden and the Taliban.” A reporter asked the President whether the events of the last year had changed him. “Talk to my wife,” he replied.
January 1, 2002 One Fry.” — shut down its frozen-onion-rings factory in Pecos, Texas, eliminating 700 jobs, 10 percent of the town's workforce.
December 4, 2001Durst, who has been disguising himself by wearing women's clothing and pretending to be mute, had shaved his head and eyebrows and is suspected of murdering and cutting up a man in Galveston, Texas.
November 20, 2001Presidents Bush and Putin had a fine time kidding around down on the ranch in Crawford, Texas, and they agreed to cut American and Russian nuclear arms by two thirds.
November 20, 2001There were floods in Texas and Algeria, and wildfires were burning in southern Appalachia.
August 14, 2001 President George W. Bush defended his monthlong Texas vacation after a poll showed a majority of Americans disapproved: “I'm working on lots of issues,” he said. “National security matters.”
August 7, 2001 Texas began deregulating its market in electricity; prices immediately shot from $45 per megawatt hour to $1,000.
July 24, 2001A natural-gas well exploded near Waco, Texas, killing two Halliburton Company workers.
July 3, 2001A giant cloud of dust from the Sahara blew across the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico, reducing air quality and visibility in Texas.
June 26, 2001Governor Rick Perry of Texas vetoed legislation banning the execution of retarded people just a few days after President Bush declared that retards should never be put to death; Bush and Perry both have claimed that Texas has never done so, though six inmates with IQs below 70 have been put down since 1980.
June 12, 2001 President Bush went off to Europe, where he is viewed, according to a senior administration official, as a “shallow, arrogant, gun-loving, abortion-hating, Christian fundamentalist Texan buffoon.”
June 5, 2001Chen Shui-bian, president of Taiwan, visited Texas and received a nice gift from Rep. Tom DeLay: a new pair of eel-skin boots, embossed with the president's initials as well as the Texas and American flags, intertwined.
June 5, 2001 President Bush's twin daughters were in trouble with the law after they tried to order drinks at Chuy's, a restaurant in Austin, Texas; Jenna, the bad twin, even tried to use a fake I.D.
May 29, 2001The Texas legislature was working on a bill that would ban the execution of retarded people.
May 15, 2001 Texas enacted a hate-crimes law previously killed by Governor George W. Bush.
May 15, 2001In Conroe, Texas, a justice of the peace ordered a boy to bend over, in court, to receive three swats.
April 17, 2001The Texas legislature approved a resolution that could lead to a referendum on the death penalty.
April 10, 2001 Researchers in Texas found that men who sniffed T-shirts in a laboratory were able to tell whether they had been worn by a woman who was fertile; the men described such shirts as smelling “pleasant” or “sexy.”
March 27, 2001After months of dithering, United States agriculture agents seized a flock of sheep from Skunk Hollow Farm in Vermont that are suspected of having a form of mad-cow disease. Twenty-one cattle in Texas will be destroyed because of similar concerns.
March 27, 2001Census data showed that Hispanics will soon outnumber “non-Hispanic whites” in Texas.
March 20, 2001An appeals court upheld the Texas antisodomy law in a case involving two Houston men who were arrested for having sex in their own home.
March 20, 2001The bones of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the former president of the American Atheists, were identified, as were those of her son and granddaughter. The bones were found on a ranch in Texas; the bodies were burned, their legs removed, and stacked in a shallow grave.
February 27, 2001 President Bush went to Crawford, Texas, for a visit and attended a party in his honor for about fifteen minutes, where he made a few brief remarks: “Home is important,” he said. “It's important to have a home.” The President announced that among government agencies the Department of Education would receive the largest budget increase.
January 30, 2001A federal appeals court in Louisiana heard arguments that a Texas death-row inmate should be given a new trial because his lawyer slept through much of his murder trial.
January 30, 2001A grill cook at a Whataburger restaurant in Dallas, Texas, was arrested for lacing a taquito sold to a police officer with marijuana.
January 30, 2001One thousand Texas cattle were quarantined after it was discovered that they were fed ground-up ruminants in violation of a ban designed to prevent mad cow disease.
January 23, 2001 California was forced to impose blackouts for the first time since World War II; George W. Bush said that he was opposed to price caps on wholesale power and suggested that California simply relax its environmental regulations and allow power companies to go full tilt. He recently gave the following analysis: “The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.” Much of California's electricity is produced by plants in Texas.
January 9, 2001 Animal researchers at Texas A&M University unveiled a bull calf named Bull 86 Squared, a clone of Bull 86, a naturally disease-resistant bull that died in 1997; they say the calf is 100 times more resistant to brucellosis, tuberculosis, and salmonellosis, all of which can be transmitted to humans through beef or milk.
0, 2000 Texas researchers found that estrogen regulates fat-cell growth and keeps women's bellies from growing as fat as men's, at least pre-menopause. “Nobody ever does female rodent research,” said one scientist, explaining why such basic findings were so long in coming. “Male researchers hate working with female rats.”
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Science News

0, 2000William Wayne Justice, a federal judge in Texas, known as “the law east of the Pecos,” whose rulings integrated public schools, reformed prisons, and helped educate illegal immigrants, died at age 89.
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NY Times

December 19, 2000The number of executions carried out in the United States declined by 14 percent this year; half were held in Texas, which had its best year ever, killing more prisoners in one year than any other state in American history. The warden of the prison in Huntsville, Texas, who has presided over eighty-four executions, told a reporter: “Just from a Christian standpoint, you can't see one of these and not consider that maybe it's not right.”
December 12, 2000 George W. Bush told a television interviewer that he wasn't “exactly sure” what the word “snippy” meant: “We don't use that word here too often down here in Texas.”
December 5, 2000The Supreme Court agreed to hear the case of a retarded Texas killer who believes in Santa Claus; he was scheduled to die but got a reprieve.
November 21, 2000 Texas almost broke the record for the most executions by a single state in one year; a retarded murderer and rapist was granted a stay four hours before he was to be killed.
November 7, 2000The Mexican government was upset about a Mexican citizen on death row whom Texas failed to notify of his right under the Vienna Convention to contact his government's embassy; the Mexican government did not find out about his arrest until a year after he was condemned.
October 24, 2000The Texas Defender Service issued a report on the death penalty; the report said that the Texas system was “a national embarrassment” due to racial bias, prosecutorial misconduct, and other problems.
October 24, 2000According to a newspaper analysis of Texas governor George W. Bush's time records, Bush spent an average of fifteen minutes reviewing each death-penalty case that crossed his desk; as governor, he worked about six hours a day.
October 24, 2000The town of Jarrell, Texas, hosted a “Running of the Bulls, Texas Style” in imitation of the annual event held in Pamplona, Spain; Hereford, Watusi, and Brahman bulls reluctantly shambled after uncomfortably sober cowboys in a large set of portable pens.
October 10, 2000Red tide rendered much of the Texas coast unfishable.
October 3, 2000Rain fell in north Texas.
September 26, 2000A federal judge said that the government was guilty of no wrongdoing in the deaths of the Branch Davidians at Waco, Texas.
September 12, 2000In a Spanish article posted to Voter.com, Texas Republican representative Henry Bonilla said that Governor George W. Bush was “extending the monkey” to Hispanic voters.
September 0, 2000Two men who kissed at a Chico's Tacos in El Paso, Texas, were ejected by guards for “faggot stuff.”
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El Paso Times

August 29, 2000 Texas executed another inmate.
August 22, 2000Governor George W. Bush agreed to pardon death-row inmate Roy Criner after new DNA tests proved that he was innocent; Ricky Nolan McGinn, a Texas inmate who was convicted of raping and murdering his twelve-year-old stepdaughter, failed his DNA test after receiving a stay of execution and will return to death row.
August 15, 2000 Texas executed a retarded murderer who enjoyed coloring with crayons.
August 1, 2000A plague of grasshoppers was destroying crops in much of Texas.

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