Rally of the Dolls, Translated by Syazween Zainal Ariffin

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From guidelines for women presented in a series of infographics issued by the Malaysian government in response to the novel coronavirus pandemic. Translated from the Malay.

Create a temporary workstation
Use your dining-room table to get into a professional mindset
Do not dress in house clothes
Wear makeup and dress neatly
Work on building a happy household with your husband
Do not nag your husband
Do not argue with your husband
If your husband hurts your feelings, count to twenty before responding so that your brain has a chance to calm down
If you see your husband doing a household task incorrectly, approach him playfully by saying something like, “This is the proper way to hang clothes out to dry, my dear!”
Mimic the voice of Doraemon, the animated robotic cat, then giggle

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