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Ratio of the density of the average fruitcake to the density of mahogany: 1:1

Ratio of the density of the average fruitcake to the density of mahogany: 1:1

Age, in years, of a piece of wedding fruitcake on display at the Grover Cleveland Birthplace, in Caldwell, New Jersey: 106

Age, in years, of a piece of wedding fruitcake on display at the Grover Cleveland Birthplace, in Caldwell, New Jersey: 106

Number of worldwide incidents last Christmas of “Santarchy,‚” which involves roving mobs of unruly Santas: 29

Number of worldwide incidents last Christmas of “Santarchy,‚” which involves roving mobs of unruly Santas: 29

Number of fruitcakes that drunken Santas catapulted into the air at the event in Portland, Oregon: 6

Number of fruitcakes that drunken Santas catapulted into the air at the event in Portland, Oregon: 6

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