A tip for finding the juiciest parts of the feds’ Blagojevic complaint: seach for the word “fuck.” A few examples:

1. On November 11, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH talked with JOHN HARRIS
   about the Senate seat. ROD BLAGOJEVICH suggested starting a 501(c)(4) organization (a
   non-profit organization that may engage in political activity and lobbying) and getting “his
   (believed to be the President-elect’s) friend Warren Buffett or some of those guys to help us
   on something like that.” HARRIS asked, “what, for you?” ROD BLAGOJEVICH replied,
   “yeah.” Later in the conversation, ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that if he appoints Senate
   Candidate 4 to the Senate seat and, thereafter, it appears that ROD BLAGOJEVICH might
   get impeached, he could “count on [Senate Candidate 4], if things got hot, to give [the Senate
   seat] up and let me parachute over there.” HARRIS said, “you can count on [Senate
   Candidate 4] to do that.” Later in the conversation, ROD BLAGOJEVICH said he knows
   that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but “they’re not willing
   to give me anything except appreciation. Fuck them.”

2. On November 5, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH talked with Advisor A about
   the Senate seat. During the phone call, ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that
   the President-elect
   can remove somebody from a foundation and give the spot to ROD BLAGOJEVICH. In
   regards to the Senate seat, ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated “I’ve got this
   thing and it’s fucking
   golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing.
   I’m not gonna do it. And,
   and I can always use it. I can parachute me there.”

3. During the call, ROD BLAGOJEVICH’s wife can be heard in the
   background telling ROD BLAGOJEVICH to tell Deputy Governor A “to hold up that
   fucking Cubs shit. . . fuck them.” ROD BLAGOJEVICH asked Deputy Governor A what
   he thinks of his wife’s idea. Deputy Governor A stated that there is a part of what ROD
   BLAGOJEVICH’s wife said that he “agree[s] with.” Deputy Governor A told ROD
   BLAGOJEVICH that Tribune Owner will say that he does not have anything to do with the
   editorials, “but I would tell him, look, if you want to get your Cubs thing done get rid of this
   Tribune.” Later, ROD BLAGOJEVICH’s wife got on the phone and, during the continuing
   discussion of the critical Tribune editorials, stated that Tribune Owner can “just fire” the
   writers because Tribune Owner owns the Tribune.

That’s five times in the excerpts above. See if you can find the other thirteen.