Being poor in America, being a young Mexican migrant in America, and being an Iraqi refugee in Jordan were all correlated with an increased risk of mental disorder. It was found that unemployment in the developed world raises a man’s risk of early death by 78 percent and a woman’s by 37 percent. Flatheadedness among babies in Dallas increased twenty-threefold between 1999 and 2007. Bioethicists found substantial variation in the way different U.S. states deal with the leftover blood of newborns. Early menarche was correlated with asthma and obesity. Existential anxiety was found to make people dislike Richard Dawkins. Americans…