The Centre for the Study of Existential Risk warned lest humanity become complacent about a robot uprising; physicists designed a computer simulation whereby it may be possible to determine whether we are living in a computer simulation designed by our posthuman descendants; and scientists established that humans with circadian-rhythm genotype AA or AG tend to die just before 11:00 a.m., whereas type GGs tend to die just before 6:00 p.m. A Canadian student sued her university for failing to accommodate her allergies to cactuses, escalators, tall people, and mauve.[*] A peanut-shaped asteroid was headed toward…