By Jon Cotner, from issue 5 of Gigantic magazine. Cotner is an artist and poet who teaches at Pratt Institute, in Brooklyn. The following lines are spoken by participants in his Spontaneous Society walks.
“That’s a good-looking dog.”
(said to someone with one dog)
“That’s a good-looking duo.”
(said to someone with two dogs)
“That’s a good-looking wolfpack.”
(said to someone with three or more dogs)
“That dog has a pretty smile.”
(said to someone with a smiling dog)
“That looks pretty cozy.”
(said to someone pushing a baby carriage)
“It must be nice to have a little helper.”
(said to someone with a helpful kid)
“It’s a good day for a ride.”
(said to someone biking past)
“It’s a good day for a skate.”
(said to someone skating past)
“That’s a cool scooter.”
(said to someone scooting past)
“That’s a good pace.”
(said to someone jogging past)
“That’s a good parking spot.”
(said to someone exiting a car)
“It’s a nice day to have the feet out.”
(said to someone wearing sandals)
“It’s a nice day for a picnic.”
(said to someone eating a snack)
“They say carrying bags is good exercise.”
(said to someone carrying bags)
“That looks like a handy cart.”
(said to someone pushing a handcart)
“I hope the pizza pie stays warm.”
(said to someone holding a pizza box)
“That’s a nice way to cool off.”
(said to someone holding a cold drink)
“It’s a good day for hot joe.”
(said to someone sipping coffee)
“That smells like the good stuff.”
(said to someone smoking a cigarette)
“That’s a good spot for a text.”
(said to someone typing a message)
“I hope your bus comes soon.”
(said to someone at a bus stop)
“USPS is in the house.”
(said to a mailperson)
“UPS is in the house.”
(said to a UPS worker)
“FedEx is in the house.”
(said to a FedEx worker)
“Safe travels.”
(said to someone with a suitcase)