From discontinued products included in the Museum of Failure’s collection, which was on display last month in New York City.

A television remote with eighty-eight buttons

A flip phone that plays highlights from ESPN

A computer that looks like a VCR

A Walkman that plays vinyl records

A landline that can send emails

Compact discs that give off different aromas

A urinal shaped like a golf club

A chair that massages internal organs

Cola mixed with coffee

Colgate-branded frozen beef lasagna

Blue ketchup

Beef-flavored bottled water for dogs

Fish-flavored bottled water for cats

Chocolate-flavored appetite suppressants

Adult food packaged in baby-food jars

Pens for women

Spray-on condoms for men

Sunglasses that attach to magnets glued to one’s head

A doll dressed in rags called Little Miss No Name