From items reported lost to Uber in the past year.
A poodle
Two turtles
An unspecified number of hamsters
A slab of bluefin tuna
Chicken wings and some lotion
Tacos and a calculator
A fog machine
A printer and a vibrator
A catheter insertion kit
A weight-loss surgery guide
A stove and funeral pamphlets
Bundles of fake hair
Sixteen ounces of fake blood
Fingernails
An ankle monitor
