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AFFECTIONATE SISTER.—What is the matter, Theodore? You look quite broken-hearted. DISCONSOLATE BROTHER.—I’ve advertised and advertised for her, but all in vain! AFFECTIONATE SISTER.—Can’t find whom? DISCONSOLATE BROTHER.—The Woman who starched…