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Quotations

No-Name Calling

by J.D. McClatchy,

By J. D. McClatchy, from Sweet Theft, which was published in April by Counterpoint Press. The book collects notes and quotations compiled by the poet over three decades. McClatchy is…

Mad Maxims

by Gordon Pennycook,

From a list of aphorisms generated by randomly recombining the tweets of Deepak Chopra, and used in a study on “the reception and detection of pseudo-profound bullshit” by Gordon Pennycook,…

Spare the Darling

by John Crowley,

Though I have been hearing (or rather reading) it a lot lately in many venues, it was a little odd — even a bit unsettling — to read it in the New…

Evidence of Absence

by Donald Rumsfeld,

“Snowflake” memos by Donald Rumsfeld, written during his 2001–2006 tenure as U.S. secretary of defense, from among nearly 2,000 documents he released in February. “Snowflake” is the term Rumsfeld used…

Axioms of evil

by Chong-il Kim,

Dubya as a second language

by Sam Smith,

Take my pregnant wife–please

by Harper’s Staff,

Bill Clinton, chapter and verse

by John Lofton,

Bush’s Lips

by Stan Lee,

A historical note

Boy talk

by Bridget Daly, Janet Skeels,

Sketchbook voices

Edited by Eric Fischl,

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