Readings — From the October 2005 issue

The Gamer’s Guide to Girls

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From a guide to dating female characters in the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, published on an online gaming discussion forum earlier this year.

The main reason to date a girl in this game is to get stuff from her.

You will be able to recognize a girl that you can date because she will have a blue marker above her head. Just approach her and she’ll ask you out. If you don’t meet her appearance preferences, she will tell you why, and you can try again later. If you have a high enough sex appeal, she may be willing to forget about her appearance preferences. The easiest way to raise your sex appeal is to get a nice car. Most sports cars, lowriders, and luxury cars have pretty high boosts. With a nice enough car, you should be able to get your sex appeal to max no matter what your appearance is like.

date types

Food Date: This is the type of date that you will always start with when you begin a relationship with a girl. The girl will tell you that she’s hungry and wants to go out to eat. Don’t worry if you go to the same place every time, she doesn’t mind.

Dancing Date: In this type of date, your girlfriend will want to go dancing, so you have to go to one of the clubs. You will have to do the dancing mini-game. If you do well enough, then you will have had a successful date and can take her home. If you don’t do well enough, the date is a failure.

Driving Date: In these dates you’ll have to drive your girlfriend through an area that she likes at a certain speed. She’ll yell at you if you go too fast or too slow, so you can use that to determine the speed she likes. Every type of date can end with an invitation into the girl’s house for coffee. You will be invited in only if your relationship is at a certain level with that girl, and the required level varies depending on which girl it is. Some believe that “coffee” is actually some kind of code, and that what you are supposedly doing during these sequences is having sex.

It is always a good idea to have coffee at the end of a date, as this adds an extra +5% bonus to your relationship. You can, however, choose not to have coffee without any negative consequences. 

There are three basic types of date outcomes. The first is a successful date when you drop your girlfriend off at home after a date and she was satisfied with the date.

The second is a failed date. Either you failed to meet the requirements of the date, you took too much time on the date, or you didn’t meet the girl’s appearance standards when you dropped her off.

The third is an abandon date. This is when you leave the girl behind. The easiest way to do this is to get into a car and then quickly drive away before she can get in. Once you’ve driven far enough, you will have abandoned her, and the date ends instantly. This is like a failed date, but faster.

The easiest way to make your relationship with a girl go down is to abuse her during a date. This means hitting her or shooting her with any weapons. If you just hit her once, the date might not immediately end. However, shooting the girl or beating her repeatedly will instantly end the date. All of the girls can take quite a few hits, including multiple head shots from various weapons. But they can die, and if you kill a girl, she will no longer be your girlfriend.

There are a few other things you can do on almost any type of date with a girl. One thing that you can do is to give her a gift. A gift is considered a weapon (you can use them to kill people), so you select it just like you select any other weapon. You can then give it to a girl by standing near her and then holding L1. Do not press circle. If you press circle you will hit her, and that’s abuse.

Another thing you can do is kiss the girl. To do this, just stand near her and hold L1. If your relationship value is low, she will probably push you away. If not, she should kiss you back. Kissing usually causes a negative change in the relationship, whether it was a successful kiss or not. It seems, however, that if you give the girl a gift first and then kiss her, you often get a positive relationship change. So if you’re going to kiss a girl, give her a gift first.

potential girlfriends

Denise will be your first girlfriend, and she’ll also be the easiest one to please. You’ll get her automatically, so don’t worry about doing anything special to go out with her. She doesn’t care about appearance, she lives very close to your house, and you never have to take her very far from home. Denise likes driving in the area around her house, and there’s no speed too slow for her. As you drive around, Denise will probably ask to do a drive-by. If you just let her shoot people as you drive around, she will probably be happy, and the date will end successfully.

Helena is a lawyer who likes shooting guns and lives on a farm. Helena likes you to drive fairly slowly. She likes rural areas including the area all. around her farm, so.I recommend just driving in circles through her fields until you get the fun bar up. For dating Helena, you will gain access to a tool shed on her farm that contains a chain saw, a flamethrower, Molotov cocktails, and a pistol. You will also be able to use her car.

Your main goal in dating Millie is to get her key card. This will probably take at least two or three successful dates, depending on what kinds of dates you do. Millie’s special date is definitely her easiest date, and probably her best, since you can get 10% even before Millie starts inviting you in normally. To get this date, you have to wear the gimp suit. Then when you show up for a date, you’ll just go inside and have sex instead of having to deal with going places or doing things.

frequently asked questions

Q) Can I just ignore a girl after I get to 100% with her?

A) For the most part, yes. Your relationship can still go down if you miss a phone call from a girl or answer a call and then don’t take her out on a date. But this is a small decrease (-2%) and doesn’t happen all that often.

Q) I killed one of the girls. Is there any way to get her back?

A) If you kill a girl before you start going out with her, she does seem to come back to life and continue appearing normally. If you were going out with the girl and you killed her during a date, then I don’t know of any way to get her back. Nothing that I’ve tried has worked. I would guess that the only way would be to go back to where you first met her and hope that she appears again.

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