Readings — From the June 2017 issue

My Name is Mud

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From names that parents around the world have attempted to bestow on their children. They are cited in a lawsuit that was filed in a Georgia superior court in March. The A.C.L.U. brought the suit on behalf of Elizabeth Handy and Bilal Walk, who were refused a birth certificate in 2016 when they attempted to name their daughter ZalyKha Graceful Lorraina Allah.

Tiny Hooker

Toilet Queen

Stud Duck

Cash Guy

Giant Pelvis

Ghoul Nipple

Sex Fruit

Yeah Detroit

Candy Stohr

Fish and Chips

Fat Meat

Acne Fountain

Legend Belch

Freak Skull

Satan

Dracula

Zombie

Loser

Lust

Sloth

Violence

Cholera

Messiah

Latrina

Crimson Tide Redd

Louisiana Purchase

Number 16 Bus Shelter

Tula Does the Hula in Hawaii

I’m a Fucking Moron

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