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From names that parents around the world have attempted to bestow on their children. They are cited in a lawsuit that was filed in a Georgia superior court in March. The A.C.L.U. brought the suit on behalf of Elizabeth Handy and Bilal Walk, who were refused a birth certificate in 2016 when they attempted to name their daughter ZalyKha Graceful Lorraina Allah.

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Toilet Queen

Stud Duck

Cash Guy

Giant Pelvis

Ghoul Nipple

Sex Fruit

Yeah Detroit

Candy Stohr

Fish and Chips

Fat Meat

Acne Fountain

Legend Belch

Freak Skull











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Louisiana Purchase

Number 16 Bus Shelter

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I’m a Fucking Moron