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From a sign posted inside Catnap, a café in Christchurch, New Zealand.

So you’ve ordered a muffin.
Our wobbly tabby cat Bea really likes muffins, so there are a few things to be aware of.
She is not allowed to eat muffins.
She will climb you to try and get to your muffin.
She is not very good at climbing and will claw her way up your body.
It will hurt.
She will not give up.
She may try and eat the muffin right out of your mouth.
If you’re really struggling, come and talk to us, and we will help.
We hope you enjoy your muffin experience.