From the headlines of advice columns published in the New York Times since the onset of the novel coronavirus pandemic.

If You’ve Got Lemons, Make Limoncello
How to Raise a Happy, Carefree Butterfly
How to Make Your Own Coronavirus Piñata
How to Make a Frozen Margarita
Go Ahead, Blow Out the Candles on Zoom
It’s Not Too Late to Get a Virtual Internship
How to Go on a First Date During Quarantine
Be Your Own Spin Class
Give Yourself a Buzz Cut Now
It’s Robes and Slippers All Day Now
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