From tweets posted by the Iowa senator Chuck Grassley since February 2012.

Just turned to History Channel. No history. I used to get history. Why do we have such a channel when it doesn’t do history?

I like history. There is never any history unless you are an antique dealer. Change name!

“Mud Cats.” When will they put history back on?

Ax Men, Big Timber. Nothing historical. Back to FOX. Sigh.

Wondering if No History Channel would be interested in covering my axe and chainsaw work.

If you want history you won’t get it on the History Channel right now. So turn to Iowa public TV and you can get history of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

You won’t believe this. While History Channel has Ancient Aliens on, CNN has real history right now. FLIP CHANNEL QUICKLY.

If you don’t like history now is time to go HISTORY CHANNEL where you can watch PAWN STARS.

I’m having lunch talking about no history on History Channel.

I should not give up. Staff just notified me there is some history on History Channel. Go there quickly.

Real history on part-time History Channel. I’m in car. Something about Washington.

Can’t believe it!! Learn about electricity inventor Edison powering America.

Sunday they had good history on Knights Templar. I really enjoyed it.

Attila the Hun right now.

Hurry. There is history on History Channel Ottoman Empire. REALLY.

MIRACLE UPON MIRACLE. Five hours later there is still history on the mislabeled History Channel.

Quick. Hurry. Building Golden Gate Bridge.

They have real history for a shocker. Praise the Lord for divine intervention.

Tune in before they go to Swamp Man.