From a letter sent in August by Rachel Chambliss, the executive director of operations for the Satanic Temple, to members of the Osceola County school board in Florida.

Dear members,

On behalf of the Satanic Temple, I am writing to acknowledge the critical vote you are taking tonight regarding the authorization of volunteer school chaplains in the Osceola County school district. We are enthusiastic about the opportunity this policy presents for our ministers of Satan.

We have carefully reviewed the proposed guidelines and note with interest that counseling consistent with a chaplain’s religious beliefs will not be considered proselytization in the school district. This understanding ensures that the ministers of Satan can offer guidance aligned with our satanic beliefs while remaining fully compliant with the board’s rules. Additionally, we acknowledge the board’s commitment to providing chaplains with visible and accessible office space on campus, ensuring that all students are aware of our satanic clergy.

The response from Floridians interested in becoming ministers of Satan and satanic chaplains has been overwhelming. With hundreds of members of the Satanic Temple already in Osceola County, we anticipate a significant increase in satanic clergy. We look forward to working with you to introduce the nation’s first satanic school chaplaincy.