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[Washington Babylon]

Joe Lieberman, Stand-up Comic: So did you hear the one about waterboarding?

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Once inside the banquet hall, which is always off-limits to the media, the Alfalfans took turns trying to crack each other up. Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman (I-Conn.) — the club’s outgoing president — noted that former vice president Richard B. Cheney injured himself while moving into his new home, according to a source inside the dinner.

“I had no idea waterboards were so heavy,” Lieberman quipped.

And another knee-slapper from Senator Christopher Bond, who “reminded guests that a newspaper recently published a list of the 25 people most responsible for the global economic meltdown.”

“You know who you are,” he said, according to the source. “And it’s good to see you here tonight.”

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