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August 1984

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[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who say they have made changes in their lives to “get out of the rat race” : 40

[Harper’s Index]

Paid vacation days for the average American worker : 8.7

[Harper’s Index]

For workers in the Soviet Union : 15

[Harper’s Index]

Minimum number of paid vacation days, after one year of service, for workers in France : 25

[Harper’s Index]

Of President Carter’s : 10

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of President Eisenhower’s time that was spent this way : 33

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of President Reagan’s time that has been spent on vacation or at Camp David : 24

[Harper’s Index]

Weekly rent for a one-bedroom oceanfront house on Martha’s Vineyard, in August : $750???$1,250

[Harper’s Index]

Rank of August, among months of the year, in the number of American babies born : 1

[Harper’s Index]

To nurse a child : 34

[Harper’s Index]

Rank of August, among months of the year, in the number of Americans who die in auto accidents : 1

[Harper’s Index]

Chances that an American woman had in 1960 of developing breast cancer in her lifetime : 1 in 17

[Harper’s Index]

Her chances today : 1 in 11

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of the sexual acts depicted or referred to on prime-time TV that are between married partners : 6

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of newspaper stories that quote an unnamed source : 33

[Harper’s Index]

Number of Sunday newspapers in the United States in 1946 : 497

[Harper’s Index]

In 1983 : 772

[Harper’s Index]

Number of science books published in the United States in 1972 : 16,923

[Harper’s Index]

In 1982 : 7,900

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who say they daydream about being rich : 52

[Harper’s Index]

About being elected to political office : 6

[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Chicago restaurant managers who say they allow patrons to smoke cigarettes : 84

[Harper’s Index]

Number of the six highest-grossing films that were made by Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, or both : 6

[Harper’s Index]

Most books on the New York Times best-seller list at one time edited by a single editor (Michael Korda) : 7

[Harper’s Index]

Number of SEC investigations of insider stock trading that have resulted in a prison term : 1

[Harper’s Index]

Number of holes-in-one American golfers claim to hit each day : 111

[Harper’s Index]

Number of South African athletes who have changed their citizenship in order to compete in the 1984 Olympics : 6

[Harper’s Index]

In Los Angeles : 123

[Harper’s Index]

Gang-related homicides in New York City in 1983 : 6

[Harper’s Index]

Value of marijuana, opium, heroin, and hashish smuggled out of Lebanon via Israel last year : $400,000,000

[Harper’s Index]

Number of countries thought to possess chemical weapons : 14–16

[Harper’s Index]

Rank of Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Oman, among all nations, in per-capita military expenditures : 1,2,3

[Harper’s Index]

Estimated world military expenditures for 1984 : $970,000,000,000

[Harper’s Index]

Computer-programming jobs : 112,000

[Harper’s Index]

Estimated number of new secretarial jobs that will be created by 1990 : 700000

[Harper’s Index]

New jobs that were created in 1983 : 3,800,000

[Article]

Borders and the modern mind

by George Steiner,

[Fiction]

Mirage

by Alan Lightman,

[Photography]

The politician’s plight

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

The perils of inattention

by Alberto Moravia,Translated by John Satriano,

[Article]

“Indiana Jones”

The abridged version

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

Danger

Two magnitudes

by Walid Jumblatt,

[Article]

Modern justice

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

The Russians are coming

by Harper’s Staff,

[Cartoon]

Readings

Drawn by Ben Sargent,

[Article]

In Praise of the Welfare State

by Olof Palme,

[Article]

The myth of computer literacy

by Douglas Noble,

[Article]

The myth of high-tech jobs

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

Post-Vietnam television news

by Michael J. Arlen,

[Cartoon]

Readings

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

Dissent among the dissidents

by Andrei Sinëiìavskiæi,

[Article]

A Meditation on Power

by A. Bartlett Giamatti,

[Drama]

Richard Nixon

A soliloquy

by Donald Freed, Arnold M. Stone, Robert Altman,

[Map]

The route of the white train

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

Handke

October 19

Translated by Ralph Manheim,

[charts]

Daydreaming

by Harper’s Staff,

[Fiction]

Fear

Four examples

by Gordon Lish,

[Cartoon]

Readings

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

Gang slang

by Columbus B. Hopper, Johnny Moore,

[Article]

Why manners matter

by Judith Sylvia Martin,

[Illustration]

La plage

Art by Malcolm Morley,

[Letters]

Letters

by Harper’s Staff,

[Notebook]

Licensed personality

by Lewis H. Lapham,

[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s index

by Harper’s Staff,

[Article]

Untitled

by Harper’s Staff,

[Collection]

Naming the land

by Harper’s Staff,

[Poetry]

Travels in North America

by Weldon Kees,

[Poetry]

Filling station

by Elizabeth Bishop,

[Poetry]

Enough

by Marianne Moore,

[Poetry]

The cove

by Amy Clampitt,

[Poetry]

Upstate

by Derek Walcott,

[Poetry]

An urban convalescence

by James Ingram Merrill,

[Poetry]

A family of dolls’ house dolls

by Cynthia Macdonald,

[Poetry]

America began in houses

by Douglas Crase,

[Poetry]

A song in the front yard

by Gwendolyn Brooks,

[Poetry]

Little millionaire’s pad, Chicago

by Robert Lowell,

[Poetry]

The harbor at Seattle

by Robert Hass,

[Poetry]

The freedom of the house

by John Ashbery,

[Poetry]

Elizabeth and Eban, 1940

by Gjertrud Schnackenberg,

[Poetry]

Birdwatchers of America

by Anthony Hecht,

[Poetry]

Notes from a child of Paradise, XII

by Alfred Corn,

[Article]

A dilemma for the disinformed

A U.S.-Saudi colloquy, maybe

by Craig Karpel,

[Article]

Bleached truths

On a Greek beach, in a hard light

by Alice Bloom,

[Article]

Bwana vistas

by Alexander Cockburn,

[Article]

Tocqueville’s Mistake

by Henry Steele Commager,

[Double acrostic]

No. 20

by Thomas Hazlehurst Middleton,

[Puzzle]

Current events

by E.R. Galli,

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain-injured but not brain-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

[Findings]

Beak covering and nape-feather ruffling indicate calmness in sulfur-crested cockatoos.

[Findings]

Repetitive negative thinking was associated with an increased risk of dementia, and self-harm in female adolescents may prevent suicide.

[Findings]

Psychopaths recommend harsher punishments for homicides, whether accidental or motivated by profit, but exhibit relatively low concern about killing in general.

[Findings]

Online murder-for-hire advertisements seek to convey professionalism yet tend not to provide references up front.

[Findings]

Convalescent plasma helps Syrian hamsters fight SARS-CoV-2.

[Findings]

Plastic surgeons suggested that Botox could reduce the expression of negative emotions by masked faces.

[Findings]

The presence of a professional sports team increases a city’s seasonal flu deaths.

[Findings]

A psycholinguistic analysis of posts on Twitter and Weibo during COVID-19 lockdowns found that residents of Lombardy grew increasingly focused on leisure and residents of Wuhan grew increasingly focused on religion.

[Findings]

Recent toilet-paper hoarding was more prevalent among Americans than Europeans and more prevalent among the old than the young.

[Findings]

Gerontologists cautioned that it would be difficult to predict individual Holocaust survivors’ trauma or resilience in response to the pandemic, which was expected to strengthen the market for laboratory mouse-suffocation chambers.

[Findings]

Researchers proposed replacing the paradigm of extinction with that of evanescence.

[Findings]

Climate change was expected to drive American lobsters to seek deeper waters, beavers to colonize new parts of Canada, and wolf spiders in the high Arctic to produce a second annual brood.

[Findings]

Humboldt penguins who nest in the open have more pollutant metabolites in their blood than do penguins who nest in guano-rich burrows.

[Findings]

The tiger snakes of Perth have heavy metals in their livers.

[Findings]

Satellite imagery captured ecosystem damage from fog loss, and aerial photography confirmed the existence of Roman military camps revealed by the 2018 Welsh drought.

[Findings]

A young woman in a Vilnius plague pit was found to have been coinfected with yaws.

[Findings]

A man buried at Newgrange passage tomb was found to be the product of first-degree incest, indicating that he was a member of the elite.

[Findings]

Scientists trained subjects to exercise control over a single neuron, linked the hippocampus to regret, and concluded that humans smell in stereo.

[Findings]

Straight Slovakians assume that a woman in high heels will inspire more intense mate-guarding.

[Findings]

Women who receive continuous rather than interrupted sutures for perineal repair after vaginal delivery report higher sexual levels of arousal and orgasmic function.

[Findings]

Pinkness predicts aggression in flamingos.

[Findings]

Chimpanzees have a bone in their hearts.

[Findings]

Rising population density, poor hygiene, and cold, moist weather led to a spike in ear infections in the Levant around 4000 bc, and postwar atmospheric nuclear testing led to increased cloud thickness and rainfall in the Shetland Islands.

[Findings]

A period of global coolness 4,200 years ago accelerated the diversification of japonica rice.

[Findings]

Ostrich-shell beads indicating the onset of the Initial Upper Paleolithic were found to have reached Shuidonggou by 39000 bc, and strontium isotope levels revealed the social exchange of ostrich-shell beads during the Late Quaternary in the Karoo Supergroup.

[Findings]

Interviews with reptile poachers in southwestern Balochistan indicated that the Caspian cobra, the desert monitor, the Iranian mastigure, Maynard’s longnose sand snake, the Persian spider gecko, and the Tartar sand boa were being captured for use by snake charmers.

[Findings]

Herpetologists inventoried the scars of snakes found in the Danube Gorge.

[Findings]

Half of Algeria’s marine turtle strandings are inexplicable.

[Findings]

Hemotoxic snakebite may be treatable with a heavy-metal chelator.

[Findings]

The mating calls of male Panama cross-banded tree frogs are synchronized to confuse bats and midges.

[Findings]

Arson dogs’ noses remain better than lab equipment at detecting certain accelerants.

[Findings]

CBD improves quality of life in arthritic elderly dogs.

[Findings]

Finnish scientists identified the genomic region associated with fearfulness in Great Danes.

[Findings]

The decreasing transpiration of plants, a result of rising carbon dioxide levels, was partly to blame for recent heat waves in northern latitudes.

[Findings]

Peatlands, which now store roughly as much carbon as Earth’s forests or its atmosphere, can hold more carbon if exposed to low-intensity fires.

[Findings]

Inland waters are emitting previously unaccounted-for levels of carbon dioxide, and freshwater insects are flourishing even as terrestrial insects are dying off.

[Findings]

Ocean acidity can now be predicted five years ahead of time.

[Findings]

Green snow is spreading across Antarctica.

[Findings]

The deepest octopus observed to date was photographed in the Java Trench.

[Findings]

Terrestrial bacteria can grow on extraterrestrial nutrients; the black hole nearest Earth was discovered in the constellation Telescopium; and X-ray experiments conducted at the European Synchrotron indicated that moisture is destroying The Scream.

[Findings]

A fungal parasite that afflicts the reproductive organs of millipedes was named in honor of Twitter.

[Findings]

In Maine, a loon stabbed a bald eagle through the heart.

[Findings]

Six new coronaviruses were discovered in bats.

[Findings]

Falling levels of tourist trash during pandemic lockdowns was found to have caused rat infighting, and macaques were reported to have attacked a lab assistant in Delhi and stolen vials of COVID-19-infected blood, which at least one monkey then tried to eat.

[Findings]

Vampire bats who are strangers will groom one another before sharing blood via regurgitation.

[Findings]

Skin swabs are three times as accurate as fecal samples at predicting a person’s age.

[Findings]

August 1984

Price of a .5cc unit of human semen : $30???$40

Price of a .5cc unit of a champion Holstein bull’s semen : $50???$175

Number of Americans who quit their jobs each workday : 50,000

Percentage of Americans who say they have made changes in their lives to “get out of the rat race” : 40

Paid vacation days for the average American worker : 8.7

For workers in the Soviet Union : 15

Minimum number of paid vacation days, after one year of service, for workers in France : 25

Of President Carter’s : 10

Percentage of President Eisenhower’s time that was spent this way : 33

Percentage of President Reagan’s time that has been spent on vacation or at Camp David : 24

Weekly rent for a one-bedroom oceanfront house on Martha’s Vineyard, in August : $750???$1,250

Rank of August, among months of the year, in the number of American babies born : 1

To nurse a child : 34

Rank of August, among months of the year, in the number of Americans who die in auto accidents : 1

Chances that an American woman had in 1960 of developing breast cancer in her lifetime : 1 in 17

Her chances today : 1 in 11

Percentage of the sexual acts depicted or referred to on prime-time TV that are between married partners : 6

Percentage of newspaper stories that quote an unnamed source : 33

Number of Sunday newspapers in the United States in 1946 : 497

In 1983 : 772

Number of science books published in the United States in 1972 : 16,923

In 1982 : 7,900

Percentage of Americans who say they daydream about being rich : 52

About being elected to political office : 6

Percentage of Chicago restaurant managers who say they allow patrons to smoke cigarettes : 84

Number of the six highest-grossing films that were made by Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, or both : 6

Most books on the New York Times best-seller list at one time edited by a single editor (Michael Korda) : 7

Number of SEC investigations of insider stock trading that have resulted in a prison term : 1

Number of holes-in-one American golfers claim to hit each day : 111

Number of South African athletes who have changed their citizenship in order to compete in the 1984 Olympics : 6

In Los Angeles : 123

Gang-related homicides in New York City in 1983 : 6

Value of marijuana, opium, heroin, and hashish smuggled out of Lebanon via Israel last year : $400,000,000

Number of countries thought to possess chemical weapons : 14–16

Rank of Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Oman, among all nations, in per-capita military expenditures : 1,2,3

Estimated world military expenditures for 1984 : $970,000,000,000

Computer-programming jobs : 112,000

Estimated number of new secretarial jobs that will be created by 1990 : 700000

New jobs that were created in 1983 : 3,800,000

Borders and the modern mind

Mirage

The politician’s plight

The perils of inattention

“Indiana Jones”

Danger

Modern justice

The Russians are coming

Readings

In Praise of the Welfare State

The myth of computer literacy

The myth of high-tech jobs

Post-Vietnam television news

Readings

Dissent among the dissidents

A Meditation on Power

Richard Nixon

The route of the white train

Handke

Daydreaming

Fear

Readings

Gang slang

Why manners matter

La plage

Letters

Licensed personality

Harper’s index

Untitled

Naming the land

Travels in North America

Filling station

Enough

The cove

Upstate

An urban convalescence

A family of dolls’ house dolls

America began in houses

A song in the front yard

Little millionaire’s pad, Chicago

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-term memories.

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-sex sexual activity among animals.

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden-cheeked warbler.

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

Increased border-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

A study of brain-injured but not brain-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.