From an email sent by a manager of an Olive Garden in Overland Park, Kansas.

Attention ALL Team Members:

Our call-offs are occurring at a staggering rate. From now on, if you call off, you might as well go out and look for another job. We are no longer tolerating ANY EXCUSE for calling off. If you’re sick, you need to come prove it to us. If your dog died, you need to bring him in and prove it to us. If it’s a “family emergency” and you can’t say what it is, too bad. Go work somewhere…