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April 2023

[Criticism]

The Incredible Disappearing Doomsday

How the climate catastrophists learned to stop worrying and love the calm

by ,
[Letter from Boulder]

In Search of Lost Time

The science of the perfect second

by ,
[Memoir]

Numinous Strangers

The enduring allure of pilgrimage

by ,

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[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who do not know the deadline for filing taxes : 69

April 2023
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Estimated portion of Americans who owe no federal income taxes : 2/5

April 2023
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Percentage of Americans who believe their neighbors cheat on their taxes : 48

April 2023
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Who would take a vow of celibacy in exchange for never having to do their taxes again : 20

April 2023
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Who would move to a different country : 37

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Cost of renouncing one’s U.S. citizenship : $2,350

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which the government has proposed decreasing this fee : 81

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Amount, in hours, by which the top-earning 10 percent of U.S. men worked less last year than in 2019 : 77

April 2023
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By which the bottom-earning 10 percent of men worked more : 37

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of American men aged 25 to 54 who are neither working nor seeking work : 1/9

April 2023
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Factor by which the number of U.S. job-offer scams reported since 2019 has increased : 3

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Minimum amount U.S. workers lost last year to these scams : $249,962,090

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage decrease in the past year in job postings for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion positions : 27

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of U.S. workers who believe they are treated unfairly : 1/2

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of U.S. workers who describe their workplace as at least somewhat “toxic” : 1/5

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage increase since 2019 in the number of whistleblower tips sent to the Securities and Exchange Commission : 136

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage increase since 2020 in the number of expletives used on corporate earnings calls : 60

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of U.S. workers who would switch jobs for greater pay transparency : 2/3

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of workers seeking jobs elsewhere who believe they are being paid below market rates : 2/3

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which U.S. workers with a best friend at work are less likely to look for another job : 25

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of U.S. workers who have used ChatGPT for work who have not disclosed this : 68

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of K–12 educators who have caught students using ChatGPT to cheat : 1/4

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of Americans who have paid to use online dating platforms : 1/3

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Who believe that online dating algorithms can predict love : 1/5

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which U.S. women are more likely to think infidelity is wrong for married men than for women : 22

April 2023
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By which U.S. men are more likely to think this : 14

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of parents who feel that their partner judges their parenting ability : 1/2

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of parents with children under 18 who are worried about their children’s mental health : 3/4

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Who are worried about their children being kidnapped : 3/5

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Being shot : 1/2

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Minimum portion of Americans who cannot identify an influential person in their community : 7/10

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of influential figures identified who are politicians : 63

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Who are businesspeople : 9

April 2023
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Who are religious leaders : 3

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage decrease over the past five years in the number of Americans who believe in God : 6

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Chances that a U.S. adult under 30 believes in astrology : 2 in 5

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Amount Americans spend each year on the “psychic services” industry : $2,200,000,000

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of religious Americans who believe that God can hear prayers and intervene in the world : 42

April 2023
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Who believe that God can hear prayers but cannot intervene : 28

April 2023
[Harper’s Index]

Minimum number of Americans who believe that hell exists but heaven does not : 2,608,367

April 2023

Readings

[Essay]

Lots to Lose
by ,
[Compensation]

Conspicuous Combustion
[Conversation]

Show Don’t Tell
by , ,
[Imagery]

Comparative Literature
[Drafts]

Revisionist’s History
by ,Translated by ,
[Throwback]

The Feminine Mistake
by ,
[Fiction]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
by ,
[Qualifications]

Hyperbole Pulpit
[Sentencing Guidelines]

Insider Trading
[Poem]

Doubt & Love
by ,
Dune Bunnies, a painting by Melanie Daniel, whose work was on view last month at Mindy Solomon Gallery, in Miami.
Courtesy the artist and Mindy Solomon Gallery, Miami
A photograph of one of Saul Leiter’s Kodachromes projected on the wall, by Nicholas Krasznai. Leiter’s monograph The Unseen Saul Leiter was published last year by D.A.P.
© Nicholas Krasznai and the Saul Leiter Foundation
You People With Hearts, a mixed-media artwork (chicken feathers, fabric, jewelry, sheet music, and spray paint) by Lavar Munroe, whose work was on view last month at Monique Meloche Gallery, in Chicago.
Courtesy the artist and Monique Meloche Gallery, Chicago
“Major Alström’s wife with the owl” and an untitled photograph, by John Alinder, whose monograph John Alinder: Portraits 1910–32 was published last year by Dewi Lewis Publishing.
© The artist. Courtesy of Upplands Museum, Uppsala, Sweden, and Landskrona Foto, Sweden
Topaz Omega, a painting by Tim Sandow, whose work is on view this month at Kunsthalle Gevelsberg, in Germany. Sandow’s monograph Blind Date was published last year by Kerber Verlag.
Courtesy the artist, Galerie Droste, and private collection
[Letters]

Letters
[Easy Chair]

Disappear Here
by ,
[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s Index
[Criticism]

The Incredible Disappearing Doomsday

How the climate catastrophists learned to stop worrying and love the calm

by ,
[From the Archive]

They Will See It Coming
by ,
[Letter from Boulder]

In Search of Lost Time

The science of the perfect second

by ,
[Memoir]

Numinous Strangers

The enduring allure of pilgrimage

by ,
[Annotation]

Lone on the Range

Prairie madness on the Great Plains

by ,
[Essay]

The Melancholy Universe

Michael H. Parkinson reappears on the No. 56 streetcar

by ,Translated by ,
[Poetry]

To Attis
by ,
[Story]

Recovery
by ,
[Reviews]

New Books
by ,
[Reviews]

Signs and Wonders

Charles Portis and the art of getting out in time

by ,
[Puzzle]

No Typos
by , ,
[Findings]

Findings
by ,
[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

[Findings]

Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto­-Indo­-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip­ -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth­-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-­term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-­sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden­-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate­-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border­-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain­-injured but not brain­-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

[Findings]

Beak covering and nape-feather ruffling indicate calmness in sulfur-crested cockatoos.

[Findings]

Repetitive negative thinking was associated with an increased risk of dementia, and self-harm in female adolescents may prevent suicide.

[Findings]

Psychopaths recommend harsher punishments for homicides, whether accidental or motivated by profit, but exhibit relatively low concern about killing in general.

[Findings]

Online murder-for-hire advertisements seek to convey professionalism yet tend not to provide references up front.

[Findings]

Convalescent plasma helps Syrian hamsters fight SARS-CoV-2.

[Findings]

Plastic surgeons suggested that Botox could reduce the expression of negative emotions by masked faces.

[Findings]

The presence of a professional sports team increases a city’s seasonal flu deaths.

[Findings]

A psycholinguistic analysis of posts on Twitter and Weibo during COVID-19 lockdowns found that residents of Lombardy grew increasingly focused on leisure and residents of Wuhan grew increasingly focused on religion.

[Findings]

Recent toilet-­paper hoarding was more prevalent among Americans than Europeans and more prevalent among the old than the young.

[Findings]

Gerontologists cautioned that it would be difficult to predict individual Holocaust survivors’ trauma or resilience in response to the pandemic, which was expected to strengthen the market for laboratory mouse-suffocation chambers.

[Findings]

Researchers proposed replacing the paradigm of extinction with that of evanescence.

[Findings]

Climate change was expected to drive American lobsters to seek deeper waters, beavers to colonize new parts of Canada, and wolf spiders in the high Arctic to produce a second annual brood.

[Findings]

Humboldt penguins who nest in the open have more pollutant metabolites in their blood than do penguins who nest in guano-rich burrows.

[Findings]

The tiger snakes of Perth have heavy metals in their livers.

[Findings]

Satellite imagery captured ecosystem damage from fog loss, and aerial photography confirmed the existence of Roman military camps revealed by the 2018 Welsh drought.

[Findings]

A young woman in a Vilnius plague pit was found to have been coinfected with yaws.

[Findings]

A man buried at Newgrange passage tomb was found to be the product of first-degree incest, indicating that he was a member of the elite.

[Findings]

Scientists trained subjects to exercise control over a single neuron, linked the hippocampus to regret, and concluded that humans smell in stereo.

[Findings]

Straight Slovakians assume that a woman in high heels will inspire more intense mate-guarding.

[Findings]

Women who receive continuous rather than interrupted sutures for perineal repair after vaginal delivery report higher sexual levels of arousal and orgasmic function.

[Findings]

Pinkness predicts aggression in flamingos.

[Findings]

Chimpanzees have a bone in their hearts.

[Findings]

Rising population density, poor hygiene, and cold, moist weather led to a spike in ear infections in the Levant around 4000 bc, and postwar atmospheric nuclear testing led to increased cloud thickness and rainfall in the Shetland Islands.

[Findings]

A period of global coolness 4,200 years ago accelerated the diversification of japonica rice.

[Findings]

Ostrich-­shell beads indicating the onset of the Initial Upper Paleolithic were found to have reached Shuidonggou by 39000 bc, and strontium isotope levels revealed the social exchange of ostrich-­shell beads during the Late Quaternary in the Karoo Supergroup.

[Findings]

Interviews with reptile poachers in southwestern Balochistan indicated that the Caspian cobra, the desert monitor, the Iranian mastigure, Maynard’s longnose sand snake, the Persian spider gecko, and the Tartar sand boa were being captured for use by snake charmers.

[Findings]

Herpetologists inventoried the scars of snakes found in the Danube Gorge.

[Findings]

Half of Algeria’s marine turtle strandings are inexplicable.

[Findings]

Hemotoxic snakebite may be treatable with a heavy-­­metal chelator.

[Findings]

The mating calls of male Panama cross-­banded tree frogs are synchronized to confuse bats and midges.

[Findings]

Arson dogs’ noses remain better than lab equipment at detecting certain accelerants.

[Findings]

CBD improves quality of life in arthritic elderly dogs.

[Findings]

Finnish scientists identified the genomic region associated with fearfulness in Great Danes.

[Findings]

The decreasing transpiration of plants, a result of rising carbon dioxide levels, was partly to blame for recent heat waves in northern latitudes.

[Findings]

Peatlands, which now store roughly as much carbon as Earth’s forests or its atmosphere, can hold more carbon if exposed to low-­intensity fires.

[Findings]

Inland waters are emitting previously unaccounted-for levels of carbon dioxide, and freshwater insects are flourishing even as terrestrial insects are dying off.

[Findings]

Ocean acidity can now be predicted five years ahead of time.

[Findings]

Green snow is spreading across Antarctica.

[Findings]

The deepest octopus observed to date was photographed in the Java Trench.

[Findings]

Terrestrial bacteria can grow on extraterrestrial nutrients; the black hole nearest Earth was discovered in the constellation Telescopium; and X-­ray experiments conducted at the European Synchrotron indicated that moisture is destroying The Scream.

[Findings]

A fungal parasite that afflicts the reproductive organs of millipedes was named in honor of Twitter.

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