From the transcript of a phone call made by Kevin B. Wyckoff to his parents, Charles and Martha Wyckoff, a few hours after they had attended his funeral on December 22. Kevin B. Wyckoff is an inmate at the Lexington Correctional Facility in Oklahoma, where he is serving a five-year sentence for offenses including kidnapping and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
charles wyckoff: Hello.
kevin b. wyckoff: Hey, Dad.
charles: Huh. Well damn, boy. We just had your funeral today.