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March 2022

[Letter from Miami]

Cryptonomicon

Among the Bitcoin maximalists

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[Miscellany]

Bright Flight

The mysteries of firefly synchrony

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[Essay]

The Eros Monster

Breaking free without breaking up

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[Harper’s Index]

Minimum portion of U.S. movie budgets last year spent on pandemic-related expenses : 1/10

March 2022
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Portion of moviegoers who say they are unlikely to return to theaters after the pandemic : 1/10

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage decrease between 2019 and 2020 in the value of the wellness industry : 11

March 2022
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Portion of U.S. adults who say their physical health is “excellent” : 1/4

March 2022
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Average amount of soda, in gallons, that an American drinks each year : 36

March 2022
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Average increase in U.S. blood pressure, in millimeters of mercury, since the start of the pandemic : 2

March 2022
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Portion of Americans who have recently skipped medical care because they couldn’t afford it : 3/10

March 2022
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Percentage by which Republicans are less likely to trust a doctor’s advice than they were a decade ago : 18

March 2022
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Percentage increase since 2019 in the number of Americans aged 18 to 34 who have a will : 50

March 2022
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Average cost of a U.S. funeral that includes a viewing, a ceremony, and a burial : $7,848

March 2022
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Estimated percentage of deceased Americans who will be cremated by 2035 : 75

March 2022
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Percentage change since 2019 in the number of Americans who describe their mental health as “excellent” : –21

March 2022
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In the number of churchgoing Americans who do so : +5

March 2022
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Portion of U.S. theological schools that have reported increased enrollment since the start of the pandemic : 1/2

March 2022
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Percentage increase since 2019 in ER visits for suicide attempts by adolescent boys : 4

March 2022
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By adolescent girls : 51

March 2022
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Portion of therapists who say their clientele has increased since the start of the pandemic : 9/10

March 2022
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Who have been forced to decrease their hours because of personal issues : 1/5

March 2022
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Minimum portion of Americans aged 18 to 25 who are extremely lonely nearly all of the time : 3/5

March 2022
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Minimum percentage of Americans who do not believe it is very important that the country remain a democracy : 15

March 2022
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Minimum number of Americans who recently applied to become astronauts : 12,000

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of Democrats and Republicans who switched parties between 2016 and 2020 : 1/10

March 2022
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Of Independents who settled on a party over that same period : 1/2

March 2022
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Percentage of U.S. adults who think people convicted of crimes spend too much time in prison : 28

March 2022
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Who think they spend too little time in prison : 32

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Amount spent, per year, to incarcerate someone in a New York City jail : $556,539

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Amount spent last November on a private island in the metaverse : $398,685

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which U.S. landlords are less likely to respond to applicants whose names sound black than white : 10

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of U.S. public companies that selectively report losses as profits : 1/7

March 2022
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Portion of senior executives who want their company to invest more in automation and artificial intelligence : 2/3

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Factor by which the number of cryptocurrency investors is expected to increase this year : 3.4

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of U.S. adults who know someone who quit a job last year because of cryptocurrency investments : 11

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Bitcoin held by the top 0.01 percent of Bitcoin holders : 27

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of Americans who agree with Time magazine’s selection of Elon Musk as the 2021 Person of the Year : 3/10

March 2022
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Percentage by which men are more likely than women to agree with the selection : 68

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which men are more likely than women to spread airborne pathogens : 34

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of daily newspapers in the United States that are controlled by investment groups : 1/2

March 2022
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Of daily newspapers in the United States that have been shuttered since 2005 : 1/4

March 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Factor by which PR specialists outnumber journalists in the United States : 6

March 2022
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Percentage of people alive today who have never used the internet : 37

March 2022

Readings

[Essay]

The Witchcraft We Need
by ,Translated by ,
[Interrogation]

Exit Interview
by ,
[Encounters]

Dark Skies
by ,
[Call Log]

K9-1-1
[Commands]

Mechanical Jerk
[Dream]

Sea of Tranquility
by ,
[Glossary]

Pusher Alerts
[Letter]

Work-Life Balance
by ,
[Edits]

Gray-Area Lady
[Poem]

The Mirror
by ,Translated by ,
[Fiction]

How Do You Do
by ,
[Captain’s Log]

In-Flight Meal
Photograph by Silvia Rosi from the series Neither Could Exist Alone, commissioned by Autograph for the exhibition Care | Contagion | Community—Self & Other, which was on view last month in London. The accompanying book was published last year by Autograph.
© The artist
Photograph by Silvia Rosi from the series Neither Could Exist Alone, commissioned by Autograph for the exhibition Care | Contagion | Community—Self & Other, which was on view last month in London. The accompanying book was published last year by Autograph.
© The artist
Photograph by Silvia Rosi from the series Neither Could Exist Alone, commissioned by Autograph for the exhibition Care | Contagion | Community—Self & Other, which was on view last month in London. The accompanying book was published last year by Autograph.
© The artist
Photograph by Silvia Rosi from the series Neither Could Exist Alone, commissioned by Autograph for the exhibition Care | Contagion | Community—Self & Other, which was on view last month in London. The accompanying book was published last year by Autograph.
© The artist
Photograph by Jamie Hawkesworth, from his book The British Isles, which was published last year by MACK.
© The artist. Courtesy MACK
Photograph by Jamie Hawkesworth, from his book The British Isles, which was published last year by MACK.
© The artist. Courtesy MACK
The Edges of Ordinary Life, a collage by Vanessa Woods, from the series Somewhere Between Here and There. Woods’s work was on view last month at the Center for Photographic Art, in Carmel, California.
© The artist. Courtesy Jack Fischer Gallery, San Francisco
Noli Me Tangere: Nick ties my shoe, a painting by Linus Borgo, whose work was on view last month at Steve Turner Gallery, in Los Angeles.
© The artist. Courtesy Steve Turner Gallery, Los Angeles
[Letters]

Letters
[Easy Chair]

Capital Flight
by ,
[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s Index
[Letter from Miami]

Cryptonomicon

Among the Bitcoin maximalists

by ,
[From the Archive]

The Other Side of the Coin
by ,
[Miscellany]

Bright Flight

The mysteries of firefly synchrony

by ,
[Annotation]

Your Own Devices

The Right to Repair movement gains ground

by ,
[Essay]

The Eros Monster

Breaking free without breaking up

by ,
[Report]

Voice Lessons

How coaches get in athletes’ heads

by ,
[Poetry]

Nomenclature for the Time Being
by ,
[Fiction]

Five Stories
by ,
[Reviews]

New Books
by ,
[Reviews]

Peculiar Things, Yet Intimately Familiar

The elusive fiction of Claire-Louise Bennett

by ,
[Reviews]

The Man with Night Sweats

On Thom Gunn

by ,
[Puzzle]

Spread Out

See the solution to last month’s puzzle here

by ,
[Findings]

Findings
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[Findings]

Chemists grew gold in total darkness.

[Findings]

Five zebra fish per liter of tank water can be collectively euthanized by electric shock.

[Findings]

Rats can distinguish between Riesling and sauvignon blanc.

[Findings]

A literature review enumerated cases of envenomation by dead snakes, including those of a Chinese chef killed by the severed head of a spitting cobra, a child in Minnesota injured by a freeze-dried prairie-rattlesnake head worn as a tie tack, and two drunk Indians hospitalized after they chewed on the head of a dead krait.

[Findings]

Americans with open personalities are less likely to express end-of-life regret about how much they spent on food, whereas agreeable people are disposed to regret spending money on food, clothing, leisure, and financial help to others.

[Findings]

Polish doctors urged further investigation into compulsive frotteurs.

[Findings]

Scottish hen parties were deemed to contain ritualistic profanation.

[Findings]

The mummy of the Mysterious Lady was not pregnant.

[Findings]

A skull previously thought to belong to Cleopatra’s sister was found to be that of an Italian boy with a deformed jaw.

[Findings]

Fifty-two experts were consulted to produce a six-criteria test for predicting vasectomy regret.

[Findings]

French archaeologists discovered a Gaulish curse tablet tucked between a skeleton’s legs.

[Findings]

A Viking grave in Norway appeared to contain a vulva stone.

[Findings]

Chinese scientists successfully raised to adulthood, then dissected, mice born of two fathers.

[Findings]

Rabbits are capable of digesting their teeth as they wear down and reusing the calcium to grow new ones.

[Findings]

It is possible that songbirds who migrate at night socialize with one another in flight and speak to other species.

[Findings]

A survey of 1,328 urinary events found that, unlike contagious yawning, the contagious urination of chimpanzees appears to be correlated to social rank rather than social closeness.

[Findings]

Coyotes in dense areas of Chicago die younger if the average human income is high.

[Findings]

Physicists detected negative time.

[Findings]

Excessive tearfulness in the right eye of a fifty-five-year-old Japanese woman was traced to a supernumerary punctum.

[Findings]

Six dead dolphins who washed up in Texas were found to have fentanyl in their blubber.

[Findings]

Archaeologists speculated that, in the largest known Bronze Age massacre in Britain, attackers killed, butchered, and ate men, women, and children as a political statement.

[Findings]

Scientists urged the abandonment of attempts to create mirror life, against which existing life-forms may possess no defenses.

[Findings]

Monkeys are faster at spotting a snake among salamanders than a salamander among snakes.

[Findings]

Medication may treat those who suffer from disorders that make them smooth-brained.

[Findings]

Brain scans corroborated the unpleasant psychoacoustic effects of Aztec death whistles.

[Findings]

Assamese tribesmen were found to identify with elephants through a sense of mutual loss, poverty, and uncertainty.

[Findings]

Scientists suggested that human culture is superior to that of other animals because it can integrate limitless sequences of subgoals.

[Findings]

In Europe, conservatives are outbreeding progressives.

[Findings]

Researchers noted the positive effects of ecstatic epilepsy and synthesized fifty-three theoretical models of delusion.

[Findings]

Witnessing cringeworthy moments improves the observer’s self-perception.

[Findings]

In Japan, erectile function among young men was determined to be low by the first nationwide survey employing the internationally validated Erection Hardness Score.

[Findings]

Pentoxifylline can mitigate the damage caused by subjecting stallions to scrotal heat stress.

[Findings]

Bay Area researchers debuted a Narcissism Interview Scale for Employment.

[Findings]

More than half of U.S. civilians tasked with evaluating a bombing target endorsed killing unidentified bystanders.

[Findings]

Solitary chicks emit fewer anxious peeps if given a mirror for company.

[Findings]

Marine biologists described the Red Sea’s grumpy dwarfgoby.

[Findings]

Bottlenose dolphins, who were found to inhale and exhale microplastics, respond to a smile with a smile one third of the time.

[Findings]

Archaeologists identified the skeleton recovered from the Sverresborg Castle’s well in 1938 as the man described in the Sverris Saga as having been thrown into the well in 1197.

[Findings]

A primatologist, a mammalogist, and a linguist concluded that the jerky, rhythmic dance of sexually mature female black crested gibbons is innate rather than culturally transmitted.

[Findings]

Parmesan researchers found that “benevolently sexist” adults are less likely to own “clit-oriented” sex toys.

[Findings]

Germans under thirty experience more climate distress and have more rough sex.

[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

[Findings]

Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto­-Indo­-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip­ -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth­-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-­term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-­sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden­-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate­-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border­-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain­-injured but not brain­-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

Illustration by Fausta Kingué. Source images © ra2 studio/Shutterstock and Jamie Grill/Tetra Images/Alamy Microfiche

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