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June 2022

[Essay]

Permanent Pandemic

Will COVID controls keep controlling us?

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[Photo Essay]

The Matter of War

Photographs from Ukraine

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[Miscellany]

Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Looking for demons in a disenchanted world

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[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who think the Supreme Court acts in a “serious and constitutionally sound” manner : 37

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Who cannot name a case decided by the Supreme Court : 46

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Rank of 2021 among years since Roe v. Wade in which the most abortion laws were passed in state legislatures : 1

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Percentage by which white Catholics are more likely than black ones to say opposing abortion is essential to their faith : 23

June 2022
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By which black Catholics are more likely than white ones to say sermons should touch on political issues : 189

June 2022
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To say churches should help the needy : 38

June 2022
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Estimated percentage by which the 2020 U.S. Census undercounted the number of black Americans : 3.3

June 2022
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By which it overcounted the number of non-Hispanic white Americans : 1.6

June 2022
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Percentage by which more Americans would defend Canada from invasion than Mexico : 25

June 2022
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Percentage of Americans who strongly consider themselves vigilantes : 20

June 2022
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Whose favorite superhero is Batman : 45

June 2022
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Percentage of adults under 30 who say Americans should be allowed to fight in the Ukrainian army : 36

June 2022
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Of adults over 65 : 64

June 2022
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Percentage increase in the number of doomsday bunkers purchased in Texas since Russia invaded Ukraine : 1,100

June 2022
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Minimum number of U.S. states that have banned the sale of Russian vodka : 12

June 2022
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Maximum percentage of U.S. vodka imports that come from Russia : 1

June 2022
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Percentage increase in U.S. alcohol-related deaths in 2020 : 26

June 2022
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Among people aged 25 to 44 : 40

June 2022
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Percentage of U.S. workers who quit their jobs in 2021 who cited disrespect as a reason for quitting : 57

June 2022
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Who cited overwork : 39

June 2022
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Who are now earning more than they were in 2021 : 56

June 2022
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Percentage by which hiring a CEO with a business degree decreases wages for the company’s other employees : 15

June 2022
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Average percentage change in sales by companies that hire CEOs with business degrees : –1

June 2022
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Percentage of Americans who support equipping manual laborers with AI-controlled robotic exoskeletons : 33

June 2022
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Percentage by which Democrats are more likely than Republicans to believe in vampires : 33

June 2022
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By which Republicans are more likely than Democrats to believe in demons : 72

June 2022
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Percentage of the U.S. population that owns a gun, according to the average American’s estimate : 54

June 2022
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That actually owns a gun : 32

June 2022
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Percentage of the U.S. population that is transgender, according to the average American’s estimate : 21

June 2022
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That is actually transgender : 0.6

June 2022
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Portion of Republicans who do not know what it means for a person to identify as transgender : 1/3

June 2022
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Percentage by which Americans with college degrees are more likely than those without to get their news from podcasts : 65

June 2022
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Portion of U.S. Twitter bios including “storyteller” that belong to current or former journalists : 4/5

June 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Portion of Americans who respond negatively to this descriptor when applied to journalists : 7/10

June 2022
[Harper’s Index]

Average number of streaming services Americans subscribe to : 4.5

June 2022
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Estimated number of times per day Netflix viewers select the option to “skip intro” : 136,000,000

June 2022
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Number of years in saved time this represents each day : 195

June 2022
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Portion of female students asked to sit alone for fifteen minutes who will self-administer an electric shock out of curiosity : 1/4

June 2022
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Of male students : 2/3

June 2022

Readings

[Essay]

Fear and Loathing in Moscow
by ,Translated by ,
[Research]

Life, Inc.
by , ,
[Travel Guide]

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gauche
[Record]

Time Wasting
by ,Translated by , ,
[Poem]

Not Terrorized No
by ,Translated by , ,
[Theory]

Prime Factors
by ,
[Life Coach]

Chew Your Own Adventure
by ,Translated by ,
[Medical Record]

Loss in Translation
by ,
[Fiction]

Terms of Endearment
by ,
[Blacklist]

Naming Contentions
“Karaoke Europa,” photographs by Sasha Rudensky, whose work was on view in January at Yale University Art Gallery, in New Haven, Connecticut.
© The artist. Courtesy Sasha Wolf Projects
“Birches, Vladimir, Russia,” photographs by Sasha Rudensky, whose work was on view in January at Yale University Art Gallery, in New Haven, Connecticut.
© The artist. Courtesy Sasha Wolf Projects
“Snake Handlers,” photographs by Sasha Rudensky, whose work was on view in January at Yale University Art Gallery, in New Haven, Connecticut.
© The artist. Courtesy Sasha Wolf Projects
“Bus Station, Sevastopol, Ukraine,” photographs by Sasha Rudensky, whose work was on view in January at Yale University Art Gallery, in New Haven, Connecticut.
© The artist. Courtesy Sasha Wolf Projects
Memorial, a painting by Mohammed Sami, whose work is on view this month at the London Open 2022.
© The artist. Courtesy Modern Art, London
Paul’s Work Clothes #1, a drawing by Richard Wyatt Jr., whose work was on view in February at Steve Turner, in Los Angeles.
© The artist. Courtesy Steve Turner, Los Angeles
Distraídos venceremos (Distracted Win), a painting by Luiz Zerbini, whose work is on view this month at the São Paulo Museum of Art, in Brazil.
© The artist. Courtesy Sikkema Jenkins & Co., New York City
[Letters]

Letters
[Easy Chair]

French Lessons
by ,
[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s Index
[Essay]

Permanent Pandemic

Will COVID controls keep controlling us?

by ,
[Photo Essay]

The Matter of War

Photographs from Ukraine

by ,
[Miscellany]

Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Looking for demons in a disenchanted world

by ,
[From the Archive]

Manhattan Magic
by ,
[Memoir]

The Girl in the Picture

Precocious puberty and its reflection

by ,
[Poetry]

Joy*
by ,
[Fiction]

Ina
by ,
[Reviews]

New Books
by ,
[Reviews]

The Shock Jock of Russian Letters

On Vladimir Sorokin

by ,
[Reviews]

The Secret History

Hernan Diaz dismantles the American dream

by ,
[Puzzle]

Faces

See the solution to last month’s puzzle

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[Findings]

Findings
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[Findings]

Chemists grew gold in total darkness.

[Findings]

Five zebra fish per liter of tank water can be collectively euthanized by electric shock.

[Findings]

Rats can distinguish between Riesling and sauvignon blanc.

[Findings]

A literature review enumerated cases of envenomation by dead snakes, including those of a Chinese chef killed by the severed head of a spitting cobra, a child in Minnesota injured by a freeze-dried prairie-rattlesnake head worn as a tie tack, and two drunk Indians hospitalized after they chewed on the head of a dead krait.

[Findings]

Americans with open personalities are less likely to express end-of-life regret about how much they spent on food, whereas agreeable people are disposed to regret spending money on food, clothing, leisure, and financial help to others.

[Findings]

Polish doctors urged further investigation into compulsive frotteurs.

[Findings]

Scottish hen parties were deemed to contain ritualistic profanation.

[Findings]

The mummy of the Mysterious Lady was not pregnant.

[Findings]

A skull previously thought to belong to Cleopatra’s sister was found to be that of an Italian boy with a deformed jaw.

[Findings]

Fifty-two experts were consulted to produce a six-criteria test for predicting vasectomy regret.

[Findings]

French archaeologists discovered a Gaulish curse tablet tucked between a skeleton’s legs.

[Findings]

A Viking grave in Norway appeared to contain a vulva stone.

[Findings]

Chinese scientists successfully raised to adulthood, then dissected, mice born of two fathers.

[Findings]

Rabbits are capable of digesting their teeth as they wear down and reusing the calcium to grow new ones.

[Findings]

It is possible that songbirds who migrate at night socialize with one another in flight and speak to other species.

[Findings]

A survey of 1,328 urinary events found that, unlike contagious yawning, the contagious urination of chimpanzees appears to be correlated to social rank rather than social closeness.

[Findings]

Coyotes in dense areas of Chicago die younger if the average human income is high.

[Findings]

Physicists detected negative time.

[Findings]

Excessive tearfulness in the right eye of a fifty-five-year-old Japanese woman was traced to a supernumerary punctum.

[Findings]

Six dead dolphins who washed up in Texas were found to have fentanyl in their blubber.

[Findings]

Archaeologists speculated that, in the largest known Bronze Age massacre in Britain, attackers killed, butchered, and ate men, women, and children as a political statement.

[Findings]

Scientists urged the abandonment of attempts to create mirror life, against which existing life-forms may possess no defenses.

[Findings]

Monkeys are faster at spotting a snake among salamanders than a salamander among snakes.

[Findings]

Medication may treat those who suffer from disorders that make them smooth-brained.

[Findings]

Brain scans corroborated the unpleasant psychoacoustic effects of Aztec death whistles.

[Findings]

Assamese tribesmen were found to identify with elephants through a sense of mutual loss, poverty, and uncertainty.

[Findings]

Scientists suggested that human culture is superior to that of other animals because it can integrate limitless sequences of subgoals.

[Findings]

In Europe, conservatives are outbreeding progressives.

[Findings]

Researchers noted the positive effects of ecstatic epilepsy and synthesized fifty-three theoretical models of delusion.

[Findings]

Witnessing cringeworthy moments improves the observer’s self-perception.

[Findings]

In Japan, erectile function among young men was determined to be low by the first nationwide survey employing the internationally validated Erection Hardness Score.

[Findings]

Pentoxifylline can mitigate the damage caused by subjecting stallions to scrotal heat stress.

[Findings]

Bay Area researchers debuted a Narcissism Interview Scale for Employment.

[Findings]

More than half of U.S. civilians tasked with evaluating a bombing target endorsed killing unidentified bystanders.

[Findings]

Solitary chicks emit fewer anxious peeps if given a mirror for company.

[Findings]

Marine biologists described the Red Sea’s grumpy dwarfgoby.

[Findings]

Bottlenose dolphins, who were found to inhale and exhale microplastics, respond to a smile with a smile one third of the time.

[Findings]

Archaeologists identified the skeleton recovered from the Sverresborg Castle’s well in 1938 as the man described in the Sverris Saga as having been thrown into the well in 1197.

[Findings]

A primatologist, a mammalogist, and a linguist concluded that the jerky, rhythmic dance of sexually mature female black crested gibbons is innate rather than culturally transmitted.

[Findings]

Parmesan researchers found that “benevolently sexist” adults are less likely to own “clit-oriented” sex toys.

[Findings]

Germans under thirty experience more climate distress and have more rough sex.

[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

[Findings]

Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto­-Indo­-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip­ -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth­-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-­term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-­sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden­-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate­-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border­-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain­-injured but not brain­-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

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