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Weekly Review

November 5, 2024

In Michigan, it was reported that a man living in the woods of the Upper Peninsula captured video of himself being “knocked out cold” by what he claimed was a bigfoot. Read More

October 29, 2024

In Iowa, a North Liberty man was arrested for strangling a woman with the American flag. Read More

October 22, 2024

A 10-month-old fire station in Stadtallendorf burned to the ground after flames in the building went undetected because no one had installed a fire alarm. Read More

October 16, 2024

“It can wait,” Louisiana Representative Mike Johnson said of reconvening Congress to approve additional disaster funding. Read More

October 8, 2024

It was reported that Israel’s prime minister rejected a ceasefire deal with Hamas because he worried he’d lose his job, and that Hamas’s leader rejected terms for a ceasefire with Israel because he was hoping for the conflict to draw more countries into war. Read More

October 1, 2024

During a televised debate for the mayoralty of São Paulo, a candidate who worked as a crime-show host walked across the stage and struck a rival with a steel chair. Read More

September 24, 2024

Vladimir Putin implored his citizenry to have sex on their lunch breaks to boost Russia’s birthrate. Read More

September 17, 2024

An infantile pygmy hippopotamus took Thailand by storm; the English transliteration of her name, Moo Deng, would be “bouncy pig” or “pork patty.” Read More

September 10, 2024

It was reported that Vladimir Putin’s secret sons enjoy pretending to be Disney characters. Read More

September 4, 2024

In Australia, workers gained the right to ignore their bosses outside of work hours. Read More

August 27, 2024

At an aquarium in Sydney, a gay gentoo penguin mourned his partner’s passing through song, rousing the colony to join in his dirge. Read More

August 20, 2024

Former British Prime Minister Liz Truss, whose 49-day premiership was outlived by a head of iceberg lettuce, alleged that a group of “far-left activists” had “suppress[ed] free speech” after they unveiled a poster of the victorious vegetable behind her during a stop on her pro-Trump speaking tour. Read More

August 13, 2024

In England, an “exceptionally wet summer” affected the Cerne Abbas Giant, an ancient chalk figure carved into a hill in Dorset, temporarily reducing the visibility of its famously prominent penis; one tourist complained that there was “no attraction there.” Read More

August 6, 2024

A police officer in Arizona who recently received an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving was arrested for drunk driving. Read More

July 23, 2024

After weeks of pressure, President Joe Biden stepped down as the Democratic nominee and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris as his replacement. Read More

July 16, 2024

Former president Donald Trump was injured in what appeared to be a botched assassination attempt. Read More

July 9, 2024

On the Fourth of July, 26-year-old Patrick Bertoletti from Chicago was crowned America’s first new Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest champion in eight years, after reigning champion Joey Chestnut was banned from competition for endorsing vegan hot dogs. Read More

July 2, 2024

The Supreme Court decreed that former presidents are entitled to a degree of immunity from prosecution. Read More

June 25, 2024

Vladimir Putin took Kim Jong Un for a joyride, courting him with a limousine, a tea set, and an admiral’s dirk; Putin received a pair of North Korean hunting dogs in return. Read More

June 18, 2024

Donald Trump wished a happy Father’s Day to “all, including the radical left degenerates.” Read More

June 11, 2024

In protest of the Olympic Games, French activists announced a “defecation flashmob” in the Seine for June 23, when President Macron is scheduled to take a dip. Read More

June 4, 2024

Twelve largely politically indifferent New York jurors with interests ranging from live music to the outdoors convicted former President Trump on all 34 counts of falsifying business records to influence the outcome of the 2016 election. Read More

May 29, 2024

“I’ll explain it to you someday,” Trump said in response to the hypothetical question of how he puts his pants on. Read More

May 21, 2024

In Taiwan, MPs brawled after spending more than 10 hours debating legislative reforms; they pulled, shoved, punched, and tackled each other, and one ran off with the bill. Read More

May 14, 2024

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said that a parasitic worm found its way into his brain, “ate a portion of it and then died.” Read More

May 7, 2024

Pro-Palestine encampments on college campuses spread to 24 countries, and protests reached all seven continents, including a demonstration at McMurdo Station in Antarctica. Read More

April 30, 2024

A Belgian man was acquitted of drunk driving upon confirmation that he had auto-brewery syndrome, a rare condition in which the human body spontaneously generates alcohol. Read More

April 23, 2024

The University of Southern California canceled a speech by its current valedictorian, a biomedical engineer who minored in resistance to genocide, out of concern that she might discuss Palestine. Read More

April 16, 2024

Coup de Chance, Woody Allen’s 50th film, made its U.S. premiere; its title translates to “stroke of luck,” and a total of 13 theaters elected to show the flick. Read More

April 9, 2024

“It mostly felt like a brief speed bump,” said a Pennsylvania man who was receiving a vasectomy when a 4.8-magnitude earthquake struck New Jersey and the New York City metropolitan area. Read More

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