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September 2023

[Essay]

My Generation

Anthem for a forgotten cohort

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[Prose]

Man Called Fran

Plumbing, the depths

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[Report]

Waiting for the Lights

The life of an Iranian exile

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[Harper’s Index]

Number of years by which the median American’s age has increased since 1980 : 9

September 2023
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Percentage decrease since 2000 in the average global fertility rate : 15

September 2023
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Percentage of Americans 65 and older who believe their life advice should be compiled into a book : 41

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Portion of Americans 65 and older who have used a dating app : 1/4

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Who use social media every day : 2/3

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Percentage by which people who are frequently lonely are at greater risk of premature death : 60

September 2023
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Percentage by which Europeans report less engagement at work than Americans : 62

September 2023
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By which Europeans report less stress than Americans : 26

September 2023
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Percentage of American adults who claim they have no secrets : 11

September 2023
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Factor by which those 65 and older are more likely than those under 30 to claim this : 3

September 2023
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Portion of Gen Z-ers who support the government installation of surveillance cameras in households to prevent crime : 3/10

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Percentage change since 1995 in support for the FBI among Republicans : −65

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Among Democrats : +40

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Portion of first-time U.S. gun buyers during the pandemic who were women : 1/2

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Who were people of color : 1/2

September 2023
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Minimum number of children newly exposed to guns at home since the start of the pandemic : 3,000,000

September 2023
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Portion of Americans who apologize for something out of their control at least once a day : 1/4

September 2023
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Percentage by which those who attend religious services weekly are more likely to do so : 72

September 2023
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Estimated percentage decrease this year in U.S. sales of engagement rings : 9

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Of wedding dresses : 4

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Percentage of physicians and surgeons who marry partners with the same profession : 19

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Of lawyers who do : 13

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Of janitors : 8

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Portion of firefighters who are married to registered nurses : 1/10

September 2023
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Minimum number of Americans who donate their bodies to science each year : 11,045

September 2023
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Percentage of Americans who die in a manner that allows for organ donation : 0.3

September 2023
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Percentage by which women are more likely than men to be registered as organ donors : 22

September 2023
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By which Republicans are more likely than Democrats : 24

September 2023
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Percentage of patient advocacy groups that receive funding from pharmaceutical companies : 83

September 2023
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Portion of patient advocacy groups that have a pharmaceutical executive on their board : 1/3

September 2023
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Date on which the U.S. Department of Agriculture approved the production and sale of lab-grown poultry : 6/21/23

September 2023
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Number of other countries worldwide that have approved the sale of lab-grown meat : 1

September 2023
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Estimated value of the lab-grown meat industry in the United States : $247,000,000

September 2023
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Percentage by which full-service restaurants are operating with fewer hourly employees than in 2019 : 7

September 2023
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Percentage of consumers who say they are frustrated by the lack of staff : 42

September 2023
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Percentage of Americans who are comfortable with AI helping restaurants take orders : 60

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With AI writing scripts for movies or TV shows : 45

September 2023
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Writing news articles : 34

September 2023
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Percentage change in net income at the largest U.S. entertainment companies since 2013 : −89

September 2023

Readings

[Essay]

Nip & Luck
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[Belles Lettres]

Crying Out Loud
[Memoir]

The Thin Veil
by ,
[Literary Criticism]

Mad Chatter
by ,
[Vocabulary]

Rule of Thumb
[Memento Mori]

The Love of My Wife
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[Sleep Aid]

Read It and Sleep
by ,Translated by ,
[Q&A]

No for an Answer
[Fiction]

Dreams of My Father
by ,Translated by ,
[Poem]

Easter Morning
by ,
[Guidelines]

Buy Woe Sell High
[Retraction]

Führian Slip
“A table tennis table at a public housing estate, Hong Kong,” a photograph by Wong Chung-Wai, whose book Hong Kong After Hong Kong was published in August by GOST Books.
© The artist. Courtesy the artist and GOST Books
A photograph by Matthew Finn, whose work is included in the book Pictures from the Garden, which was published in May by Dewi Lewis Publishing.
© Matthew Finn. Courtesy Dewi Lewis Publishing
The Harvester, a painting by Chris Ofili, whose work was on view in July as part of the exhibition The Seven Deadly Sins at Victoria Miro, in London. An accompanying book features this artwork alongside an essay by Hilton Als.
© The artist. Courtesy the artist and Victoria Miro, London
“Rukmesh Kumari IV,” a unique photographic transfer print on khaddar fabric with phulkari silk thread embroidery, by Spandita Malik, whose work is on view this month at Kemper Museum of Contemporary Art, in Kansas City, Missouri.
© And courtesy the artist
The Treachery of Narrative, a painting by Elijah River Dion, whose work was on view in July at Steven Zevitas Gallery, in Boston.
© The artist. Courtesy the artist and Steven Zevitas Gallery, Boston
[Letters]

Letters
[Easy Chair]

Time Regained
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[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s Index
[Essay]

My Generation

Anthem for a forgotten cohort

by ,
[From the Archive]

Ugliness and Tension
by ,
[Prose]

Man Called Fran

Plumbing, the depths

by ,
[Portfolio]

The Impossible
by , , ,
[Report]

Waiting for the Lights

The life of an Iranian exile

by ,
[Poetry]

Keeping House
by ,
[Story]

Painting of Hannah
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[Reviews]

New Books
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[Reviews]

Come as You Are

On Zadie Smith and the Gen X novel

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[Puzzle]

Hex Signs

See the solution to last month’s puzzle.

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[Findings]

Findings
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[Findings]

Chemists grew gold in total darkness.

[Findings]

Five zebra fish per liter of tank water can be collectively euthanized by electric shock.

[Findings]

Rats can distinguish between Riesling and sauvignon blanc.

[Findings]

A literature review enumerated cases of envenomation by dead snakes, including those of a Chinese chef killed by the severed head of a spitting cobra, a child in Minnesota injured by a freeze-dried prairie-rattlesnake head worn as a tie tack, and two drunk Indians hospitalized after they chewed on the head of a dead krait.

[Findings]

Americans with open personalities are less likely to express end-of-life regret about how much they spent on food, whereas agreeable people are disposed to regret spending money on food, clothing, leisure, and financial help to others.

[Findings]

Polish doctors urged further investigation into compulsive frotteurs.

[Findings]

Scottish hen parties were deemed to contain ritualistic profanation.

[Findings]

The mummy of the Mysterious Lady was not pregnant.

[Findings]

A skull previously thought to belong to Cleopatra’s sister was found to be that of an Italian boy with a deformed jaw.

[Findings]

Fifty-two experts were consulted to produce a six-criteria test for predicting vasectomy regret.

[Findings]

French archaeologists discovered a Gaulish curse tablet tucked between a skeleton’s legs.

[Findings]

A Viking grave in Norway appeared to contain a vulva stone.

[Findings]

Chinese scientists successfully raised to adulthood, then dissected, mice born of two fathers.

[Findings]

Rabbits are capable of digesting their teeth as they wear down and reusing the calcium to grow new ones.

[Findings]

It is possible that songbirds who migrate at night socialize with one another in flight and speak to other species.

[Findings]

A survey of 1,328 urinary events found that, unlike contagious yawning, the contagious urination of chimpanzees appears to be correlated to social rank rather than social closeness.

[Findings]

Coyotes in dense areas of Chicago die younger if the average human income is high.

[Findings]

Physicists detected negative time.

[Findings]

Excessive tearfulness in the right eye of a fifty-five-year-old Japanese woman was traced to a supernumerary punctum.

[Findings]

Six dead dolphins who washed up in Texas were found to have fentanyl in their blubber.

[Findings]

Archaeologists speculated that, in the largest known Bronze Age massacre in Britain, attackers killed, butchered, and ate men, women, and children as a political statement.

[Findings]

Scientists urged the abandonment of attempts to create mirror life, against which existing life-forms may possess no defenses.

[Findings]

Monkeys are faster at spotting a snake among salamanders than a salamander among snakes.

[Findings]

Medication may treat those who suffer from disorders that make them smooth-brained.

[Findings]

Brain scans corroborated the unpleasant psychoacoustic effects of Aztec death whistles.

[Findings]

Assamese tribesmen were found to identify with elephants through a sense of mutual loss, poverty, and uncertainty.

[Findings]

Scientists suggested that human culture is superior to that of other animals because it can integrate limitless sequences of subgoals.

[Findings]

In Europe, conservatives are outbreeding progressives.

[Findings]

Researchers noted the positive effects of ecstatic epilepsy and synthesized fifty-three theoretical models of delusion.

[Findings]

Witnessing cringeworthy moments improves the observer’s self-perception.

[Findings]

In Japan, erectile function among young men was determined to be low by the first nationwide survey employing the internationally validated Erection Hardness Score.

[Findings]

Pentoxifylline can mitigate the damage caused by subjecting stallions to scrotal heat stress.

[Findings]

Bay Area researchers debuted a Narcissism Interview Scale for Employment.

[Findings]

More than half of U.S. civilians tasked with evaluating a bombing target endorsed killing unidentified bystanders.

[Findings]

Solitary chicks emit fewer anxious peeps if given a mirror for company.

[Findings]

Marine biologists described the Red Sea’s grumpy dwarfgoby.

[Findings]

Bottlenose dolphins, who were found to inhale and exhale microplastics, respond to a smile with a smile one third of the time.

[Findings]

Archaeologists identified the skeleton recovered from the Sverresborg Castle’s well in 1938 as the man described in the Sverris Saga as having been thrown into the well in 1197.

[Findings]

A primatologist, a mammalogist, and a linguist concluded that the jerky, rhythmic dance of sexually mature female black crested gibbons is innate rather than culturally transmitted.

[Findings]

Parmesan researchers found that “benevolently sexist” adults are less likely to own “clit-oriented” sex toys.

[Findings]

Germans under thirty experience more climate distress and have more rough sex.

[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

[Findings]

Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto­-Indo­-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip­ -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth­-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-­term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-­sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden­-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate­-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border­-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain­-injured but not brain­-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

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