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March 2020

[Essay]

The Old Normal

Why we can’t beat our addiction to war

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[Letter from Saluda]

Waiting for the End of the World

Apocalypse camp at the dawn of the Great Extinction

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[Story]

The Fifth Step

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Percentage of sexually active Americans who say that their “skills in the bedroom” have improved over the past year : 57

March 2020
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Who say that 2019 was their “best year of sex” : 44

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Number of years by which the average age of a North or South American nation’s leader has increased since 1950 : 10.5

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By which the average age of a European nation’s leader has decreased since then : 2.5

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Number of European nations whose leader is 45 years old or younger : 15

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Percentage of U.S. Protestants who have “a lot” of confidence in their clergy’s ability to provide useful parenting advice : 49

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Percentage by which the median length of U.S. black Protestant sermons exceeds that of U.S. Catholic homilies : 286

March 2020
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Factor by which evangelical Christian sermons are likelier than those of other Christian traditions to include the phrase “eternal hell” : 3

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Of U.S. Catholics who do : 23

March 2020
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Average percentage of their fortunes that the twenty richest Americans gave to charity in 2018 : 0.8

March 2020
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Median amount owed by U.S. renters evicted between 2014 and 2016 for failing to pay rent : $1,253

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Percentage of those evicted who owed less than $500 : 12

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Percentage of U.S. manufacturing jobs that required a bachelor’s degree in 1983 : 14

March 2020
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That required one in 2018 : 31

March 2020
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Projected percentage growth over the next year in the office-chair market : 10

March 2020
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In the gaming-chair market : 30

March 2020
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Chance that an American aged 19 to 34 is prediabetic : 1 in 4

March 2020
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Average percentage by which an obese person contributes more carbon emissions than someone in the “normal-weight” range : 20

March 2020
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Rank of SUVs among contributors to the increase in carbon emissions over the past decade : 2

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Rank of the power industry : 1

March 2020
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Percentage of total retail sales made in 2018 that were returned : 10.6

March 2020
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Amount, in tons, of annual carbon emissions that can be attributed to retail returns : 16,500,000

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Percentage of American travelers who say they cut back on flying in 2019 for environmental reasons : 38

March 2020
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Percentage of the world’s cities with populations over 500,000 that experience periodic water shortages : 47

March 2020
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Number of people injured in a volcanic eruption in New Zealand in December : 13

March 2020
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Amount of human skin, in square footage, subsequently ordered by New Zealand from the United States : 516

March 2020
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Factor by which the portion of Americans dying at home has increased since 1972 : 2

March 2020
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Percentage of U.S. school districts in which the portion of Latino teachers equals or exceeds that of Latino students : 0.1

March 2020
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Year in which the NFL first required teams to interview candidates of color for every available head coaching job : 2003

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Number of head coaches of color employed by the NFL at the time : 3

March 2020
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Number who are today : 4

March 2020
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Percentage by which men are more likely than women to frame research findings in top scientific journals with positive adjectives : 21

March 2020
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By which the use of a positive adjective in a paper title or abstract increases subsequent citations in those journals : 13

March 2020
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Percentage of Americans who think that the Chinese government is sometimes or very often a source of disinformation : 36

March 2020
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Who think that CNN is : 36

March 2020
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Number of fact-checking organizations that were active in 2014 : 103

March 2020
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That are active today : 225

March 2020
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Rank of Donald Trump among the most admired men in America : 1

March 2020
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Of Barack Obama : 1

March 2020

Readings

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[Essay]

Ring of Fire
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[Patient History]

Mammary Lapse
[Recollection]

Koftaesque
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[Account]

At the Mind’s Limits
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[Lyrics]

Mr. Me Too
[Vision]

A Walk to Remember
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Troys and Girls
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[Profiles]

Nighthawks at the Dunkin’
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Electric
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[Trash]

Moby Sick
The Occult Enthusiast, a painting by Hernan Bas, whose work was on view in January at Lehmann Maupin, in New York City.
Courtesy the artist and Lehmann Maupin, Hong Kong/New York City/Seoul. Photo: Silvia Ros
Untitled, pencil and bleach on paper mounted on canvas from the series Les dessouvenus, by Tatiana Trouvé, whose work was on view in January at Gagosian, in Beverly Hills, California.
© The artist. Courtesy Gagosian. Photo: Florian Kleinefenn
“A Little Piece of My Heart,” a photograph by Giovanni Ozzola, whose work is on view this month at Galleria Continua, in Boissy-le-Châtel, France.
Courtesy the artist and Galleria Continua, Beijing/Boissy-Le-Châtel, France/Havana/San Gimignano, Italy
Heaven Is a Place, a painting by Arghavan Khosravi, whose work was on view last month at Stems Gallery, in Brussels.
© The artist. Courtesy Lyles & King, New York City
[Letters]

Letters
[Easy Chair]

Losing My Religion
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[Essay]

The Old Normal

Why we can’t beat our addiction to war

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[From the Archive]

The Most Hated Nation
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[Annotation]

Out of Africa

The legacy of colonialism threatens the future of genetic research

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[Letter from Saluda]

Waiting for the End of the World

Apocalypse camp at the dawn of the Great Extinction

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[Letter from Ecatepec]

In Harm’s Way

A plague of unsolved femicides haunts Mexico

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[Story]

The Fifth Step
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[Reviews]

New Books
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Fun with Problems

The life of Robert Stone

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[Reviews]

A View to a Krill

The first history of the most remote ocean

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[Puzzle]

Mail Call
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[Findings]

Findings
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[Findings]

A skull previously thought to belong to Cleopatra’s sister was found to be that of an Italian boy with a deformed jaw.

[Findings]

Fifty-two experts were consulted to produce a six-criteria test for predicting vasectomy regret.

[Findings]

French archaeologists discovered a Gaulish curse tablet tucked between a skeleton’s legs.

[Findings]

A Viking grave in Norway appeared to contain a vulva stone.

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Chinese scientists successfully raised to adulthood, then dissected, mice born of two fathers.

[Findings]

Rabbits are capable of digesting their teeth as they wear down and reusing the calcium to grow new ones.

[Findings]

It is possible that songbirds who migrate at night socialize with one another in flight and speak to other species.

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A survey of 1,328 urinary events found that, unlike contagious yawning, the contagious urination of chimpanzees appears to be correlated to social rank rather than social closeness.

[Findings]

Coyotes in dense areas of Chicago die younger if the average human income is high.

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Physicists detected negative time.

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Excessive tearfulness in the right eye of a fifty-five-year-old Japanese woman was traced to a supernumerary punctum.

[Findings]

Six dead dolphins who washed up in Texas were found to have fentanyl in their blubber.

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Archaeologists speculated that, in the largest known Bronze Age massacre in Britain, attackers killed, butchered, and ate men, women, and children as a political statement.

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Scientists urged the abandonment of attempts to create mirror life, against which existing life-forms may possess no defenses.

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Monkeys are faster at spotting a snake among salamanders than a salamander among snakes.

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Medication may treat those who suffer from disorders that make them smooth-brained.

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Brain scans corroborated the unpleasant psychoacoustic effects of Aztec death whistles.

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Assamese tribesmen were found to identify with elephants through a sense of mutual loss, poverty, and uncertainty.

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Scientists suggested that human culture is superior to that of other animals because it can integrate limitless sequences of subgoals.

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In Europe, conservatives are outbreeding progressives.

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Researchers noted the positive effects of ecstatic epilepsy and synthesized fifty-three theoretical models of delusion.

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Witnessing cringeworthy moments improves the observer’s self-perception.

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In Japan, erectile function among young men was determined to be low by the first nationwide survey employing the internationally validated Erection Hardness Score.

[Findings]

Pentoxifylline can mitigate the damage caused by subjecting stallions to scrotal heat stress.

[Findings]

Bay Area researchers debuted a Narcissism Interview Scale for Employment.

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More than half of U.S. civilians tasked with evaluating a bombing target endorsed killing unidentified bystanders.

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Solitary chicks emit fewer anxious peeps if given a mirror for company.

[Findings]

Marine biologists described the Red Sea’s grumpy dwarfgoby.

[Findings]

Bottlenose dolphins, who were found to inhale and exhale microplastics, respond to a smile with a smile one third of the time.

[Findings]

Archaeologists identified the skeleton recovered from the Sverresborg Castle’s well in 1938 as the man described in the Sverris Saga as having been thrown into the well in 1197.

[Findings]

A primatologist, a mammalogist, and a linguist concluded that the jerky, rhythmic dance of sexually mature female black crested gibbons is innate rather than culturally transmitted.

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Parmesan researchers found that “benevolently sexist” adults are less likely to own “clit-oriented” sex toys.

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Germans under thirty experience more climate distress and have more rough sex.

[Findings]

Mars gained and then lost a second moon in the autumn.

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Scientists determined why some aging gray horses turn white faster than others.

[Findings]

The stranger churches of sixteenth-century London extensively spied on their congregants, noting when women accused other women of being “pocked whores.”

[Findings]

Evidence supporting the hypothesis that the Proto­-Indo­-European language was spread by humans on horseback may have overlooked how humans who ride cows, donkeys, and wild asses exhibit the same hip­ -socket deformations, as previously observed in twentieth­-century nuns.

[Findings]

Scientists allowed a king oyster mushroom mycelial culture to control the movements of a soft five-limbed robot and a four-wheel vehicle.

[Findings]

Juvenile Japanese eels can escape from the stomachs of dark sleepers by pushing their tails back through the fish’s esophagus and out its gills.

[Findings]

EEG experts disagreed on whether, in the future, brain waves could be used to read dreams and long-­term memories.

[Findings]

Turkish doctors reported a case of penile autoamputation with religious delusion.

[Findings]

AI researchers determined that large language models pose no existential threat to humanity and created an AI algorithm that can detect scientific articles written by other AI algorithms.

[Findings]

Mammoths may have been killed with planted pikes rather than with thrown spears.

[Findings]

The birth of a white buffalo fulfilled a Lakota prophecy portending better times.

[Findings]

Wildfires near Canadian mines were found to have released unprecedented levels of arsenic, and wildfires in Maui were making residents unhappy.

[Findings]

Living near oil and gas development sites depresses people who are trying to get pregnant.

[Findings]

The Journal of Pediatric Genetics retracted a study on Islamic beliefs concerning the possible supernatural causes of birth defects on the grounds that the research lacked a scientific basis.

[Findings]

A researcher noticed that a Tartessian slate tablet depicting battle scenes also contains a previously unknown alphabet.

[Findings]

The royal swan marker reported that the depression of the Thames population, previously noted during the late queen’s reign, continues under the king.

[Findings]

Researchers claimed that researchers have been underreporting same-­sex sexual activity among animals.

[Findings]

Cocaine trafficking was found to threaten the golden­-cheeked warbler.

[Findings]

A survey of 7 million parliamentary speeches across eight countries and several decades found that politicians use less complex language as it gets hotter.

[Findings]

The diet of Japanese youth is growing more confectionary, and Americans are poisoning themselves more severely.

[Findings]

Unaffiliated voters are growing more spiteful toward both Democrats and Republicans.

[Findings]

Researchers debuted an 88 percent accurate hate­-speech detector and a superior sarcasm detector and may be able to send messages back in time.

[Findings]

Increased border­-wall height was tentatively linked to a thirtyfold increase in the rate of migrant drowning deaths off San Diego.

[Findings]

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

[Findings]

The perceived onset of old age increases by approximately one year for every four to five years a person ages.

[Findings]

A study of brain­-injured but not brain­-dead patients found that many would have survived had their families not chosen to withdraw life support.

[Findings]

Sets of both fraternal and identical twins exhibit internally similar metacognitive abilities, suggesting that metacognition is environmental rather than heritable.

[Findings]

Southern California beach erosion is expected to increase by 50 percent by 2050.

[Findings]

Archaeologists translated cuneiform tablets recording shareholder agreements for the first company in Anatolia.

[Findings]

The melting of the poles is making Earth’s days longer.

[Findings]

The hatching season of a male spear squid (Heterololigo bleekeri) determines whether he will pursue bold or sneaky mating tactics.

[Findings]

A bionic eye deciphered a scroll carbonized by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that reveals the burial place of Plato, who was found to have complained about the musical abilities of the enslaved Thracian girl who played the flute for him as he lay dying.

[Findings]

Humans are losing their ability to digest cellulose.

[Findings]

Toxicity has remained a consistent feature of online interactions since 1989.

[Findings]

Microplastics were found in sixty-two of sixty-two human placentas from a biobank in Texas.

[Findings]

A metal scar on the surface of the white dwarf WD 0816-310 indicated that it has cannibalized other bodies in its orbit.

[Findings]

An orca acting alone killed a great white shark and ate its liver.

[Findings]

Genomic analysis indicated that psychedelic mushrooms emerged around the time of the Mesozoic–Cenozoic mass extinction.

[Findings]

The playing speed of a metal guitarist directly correlates with his intrasexual competitiveness but not his mating success.

[Findings]

Depression in humans is correlated with higher body temperature, and cold-water swimming mitigates menopause symptoms.

[Findings]

Researchers warned that, as temperatures rise, humans should prepare for more diarrhea.

[Findings]

A mother is 4.6 percent more likely to give birth in the same month she was born, and adjacent siblings are 12.1 percent more likely to be born in the same month as one another.

[Findings]

Electric eel discharge transforms the DNA of zebrafish larvae.

[Findings]

An AI that was fed the employment and health data of six million Danes turned out to be more accurate than existing sociological methods at predicting if a given person was about to die.

[Findings]

Onshore wind turbines severely deter German bats from foraging.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists argued that the development of advanced alien technology requires an atmosphere composed of at least 18 percent oxygen.

[Findings]

Off the Five Finger Islands, a team of cetologists aboard the Glacier Seal conducted an extended conversation with a female humpback named Twain.

[Findings]

True crabs independently evolved to live out of the ocean up to seventeen times.

[Findings]

The average American girl born in 2019 will take prescription drugs for more than half her life.

[Findings]

The U.S. municipal bond market penalizes communities in proportion to the percentage of their population that is black but generally ignores their vulnerability to climate change.

[Findings]

Somalis, surveyed as proxies for earlier inhabitants of the Cradle of Humankind, were found to fear spiders less than scorpions but snakes to the expected degree.

[Findings]

The collapse of the Qing Dynasty was driven by the quadrupling of its population and consequent rural impoverishment, an overabundance of qualified applicants for elite academic degrees, rising costs and trade deficits, and falling productivity, which were variously associated with internal unrest, opium imports, and the depletion of silver reserves.

[Findings]

Geoscientists were confident that, given access to the oldest barnacles on the flaperon of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, they could help pinpoint its crash site.

[Findings]

Scientists were not certain whether the globally synchronized waves observed in the brains of wakeful rats on ketamine or LSD were a cause or a symptom of hallucinations.

[Findings]

Neuropsychologists developed a shorter IQ test for children with shorter attention spans.

[Findings]

The depression-prone are less attracted to the political right.

[Findings]

The nocturnal heart rate of young men can be predicted by their female partners’ daytime feelings of intimacy or annoyance.

[Findings]

Men who pose for photos with cats are seen as less datable.

[Findings]

Men can rate the facial attractiveness of women without paying attention, but women cannot do the same for men; gay men find the faces of purportedly fertile women and men more attractive; adolescents and adults both rate the faces of children younger than 4.6 years old as more appealing than those of older children; and body odors associated with fear quicken the visual processing of others’ facial expressions of fear.

[Findings]

Beak covering and nape-feather ruffling indicate calmness in sulfur-crested cockatoos.

[Findings]

Repetitive negative thinking was associated with an increased risk of dementia, and self-harm in female adolescents may prevent suicide.

[Findings]

Psychopaths recommend harsher punishments for homicides, whether accidental or motivated by profit, but exhibit relatively low concern about killing in general.

[Findings]

Online murder-for-hire advertisements seek to convey professionalism yet tend not to provide references up front.

[Findings]

Convalescent plasma helps Syrian hamsters fight SARS-CoV-2.

[Findings]

Plastic surgeons suggested that Botox could reduce the expression of negative emotions by masked faces.

[Findings]

The presence of a professional sports team increases a city’s seasonal flu deaths.

[Findings]

A psycholinguistic analysis of posts on Twitter and Weibo during COVID-19 lockdowns found that residents of Lombardy grew increasingly focused on leisure and residents of Wuhan grew increasingly focused on religion.

Cover: Kabul, Afghanistan, 2006 (detail) © Paolo Pellegrin/Magnum Photos Microfiche

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