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March 2020

[Essay]

The Old Normal

Why we can’t beat our addiction to war

By ,
[Letter from Saluda]

Waiting for the End of the World

Apocalypse camp at the dawn of the Great Extinction

By ,
[Story]

The Fifth Step

By ,
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of sexually active Americans who say that their “skills in the bedroom” have improved over the past year : 57

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Who say that 2019 was their “best year of sex” : 44

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Number of years by which the average age of a North or South American nation’s leader has increased since 1950 : 10.5

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

By which the average age of a European nation’s leader has decreased since then : 2.5

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Number of European nations whose leader is 45 years old or younger : 15

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of U.S. Protestants who have “a lot” of confidence in their clergy’s ability to provide useful parenting advice : 49

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which the median length of U.S. black Protestant sermons exceeds that of U.S. Catholic homilies : 286

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Factor by which evangelical Christian sermons are likelier than those of other Christian traditions to include the phrase “eternal hell” : 3

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Of U.S. Catholics who do : 23

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Average percentage of their fortunes that the twenty richest Americans gave to charity in 2018 : 0.8

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Median amount owed by U.S. renters evicted between 2014 and 2016 for failing to pay rent : $1,253

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of those evicted who owed less than $500 : 12

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of U.S. manufacturing jobs that required a bachelor’s degree in 1983 : 14

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

That required one in 2018 : 31

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Projected percentage growth over the next year in the office-chair market : 10

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

In the gaming-chair market : 30

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Chance that an American aged 19 to 34 is prediabetic : 1 in 4

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Average percentage by which an obese person contributes more carbon emissions than someone in the “normal-weight” range : 20

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Rank of SUVs among contributors to the increase in carbon emissions over the past decade : 2

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Rank of the power industry : 1

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of total retail sales made in 2018 that were returned : 10.6

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Amount, in tons, of annual carbon emissions that can be attributed to retail returns : 16,500,000

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of American travelers who say they cut back on flying in 2019 for environmental reasons : 38

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of the world’s cities with populations over 500,000 that experience periodic water shortages : 47

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Number of people injured in a volcanic eruption in New Zealand in December : 13

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Amount of human skin, in square footage, subsequently ordered by New Zealand from the United States : 516

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Factor by which the portion of Americans dying at home has increased since 1972 : 2

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of U.S. school districts in which the portion of Latino teachers equals or exceeds that of Latino students : 0.1

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Year in which the NFL first required teams to interview candidates of color for every available head coaching job : 2003

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Number of head coaches of color employed by the NFL at the time : 3

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Number who are today : 4

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage by which men are more likely than women to frame research findings in top scientific journals with positive adjectives : 21

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

By which the use of a positive adjective in a paper title or abstract increases subsequent citations in those journals : 13

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Percentage of Americans who think that the Chinese government is sometimes or very often a source of disinformation : 36

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Who think that CNN is : 36

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Number of fact-checking organizations that were active in 2014 : 103

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

That are active today : 225

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Rank of Donald Trump among the most admired men in America : 1

March 2020
[Harper’s Index]

Of Barack Obama : 1

March 2020

Readings

[Essay]

Ring of Fire

By ,
[Patient History]

Mammary Lapse

[Recollection]

Koftaesque

By , Translated by
[Account]

At the Mind’s Limits

By ,
[Lyrics]

Mr. Me Too

[Vision]

A Walk to Remember

By ,
[Vocab]

Troys and Girls

By ,
[Profiles]

Nighthawks at the Dunkin’

By ,
[Poem]

Electric

By ,
[Trash]

Moby Sick

The Occult Enthusiast

The Occult Enthusiast, a painting by Hernan Bas, whose work was on view in January at Lehmann Maupin, in New York City.
Courtesy the artist and Lehmann Maupin, Hong Kong/New York City/Seoul. Photo: Silvia Ros

Untitled

Untitled, pencil and bleach on paper mounted on canvas from the series Les dessouvenus, by Tatiana Trouvé, whose work was on view in January at Gagosian, in Beverly Hills, California.
© The artist. Courtesy Gagosian. Photo: Florian Kleinefenn

“A Little Piece of My Heart”

“A Little Piece of My Heart,” a photograph by Giovanni Ozzola, whose work is on view this month at Galleria Continua, in Boissy-le-Châtel, France.
Courtesy the artist and Galleria Continua, Beijing/Boissy-Le-Châtel, France/Havana/San Gimignano, Italy

Heaven Is a Place

Heaven Is a Place, a painting by Arghavan Khosravi, whose work was on view last month at Stems Gallery, in Brussels.
© The artist. Courtesy Lyles & King, New York City
[Letters]

Letters

[Easy Chair]

Losing My Religion

By ,
[Harper’s Index]

Harper’s Index

[Essay]

The Old Normal

Why we can’t beat our addiction to war

By ,
[From the Archive]

The Most Hated Nation

By ,
[Annotation]

Out of Africa

The legacy of colonialism threatens the future of genetic research

By ,
[Letter from Saluda]

Waiting for the End of the World

Apocalypse camp at the dawn of the Great Extinction

By ,
[Letter from Ecatepec]

In Harm’s Way

A plague of unsolved femicides haunts Mexico

By ,
[Story]

The Fifth Step

By ,
[Reviews]

New Books

By ,
[Reviews]

Fun with Problems

The life of Robert Stone

By ,
[Reviews]

A View to a Krill

The first history of the most remote ocean

By ,
[Puzzle]

Mail Call

By ,
[Findings]

Findings

By ,
[Findings]

Skin swabs are three times as accurate as fecal samples at predicting a person’s age.

[Findings]

Young burglars are driven first by thrills, then by skills.

[Findings]

Half of the flights taken by British men aged twenty to forty-five are for stag parties.

[Findings]

Drivers of fancy cars yield to pedestrians less often than drivers of humble cars, and still less if the pedestrians are non-white men.

[Findings]

Los Angeles scientists found that the city’s road network could be more efficiently designed by P. polycephalum, a slime mold.

[Findings]

Stinging water was blamed on jellyfish mucus.

[Findings]

Engineers reported success in deploying “ultra-­gentle” robotic “linguine fingers” to grab deep-sea jellyfish.

[Findings]

Children, unlike adults, are resilient against the Pinocchio Illusion when their fingers are pulled upward in sync with a tone ascending from 700 to 1200 Hz.

[Findings]

Fingertip injuries can indicate child abuse.

[Findings]

Damage to parts of the right frontotemporoinsular lobes that spares the anterior hypothalamus was linked to the emergence of acquired pedophilia.

[Findings]

Five primate electrophysiologists agreed that, upon 50 Hz stimulation of the central lateral thalamus, anesthetized Wisconsin monkeys become wakeful.

[Findings]

The high contrast provided by humans’ white scleras enhances our awareness of one another’s gazes.

[Findings]

It remained unknown whether Shanidar Z received a Neanderthal flower burial.

[Findings]

An extinction-­risk model was found to work well for bumblebees.

[Findings]

An interdisciplinary team suggested that climate-­driven societal collapse may stabilize once humans start accepting years with many disasters as the new normal.

[Findings]

The formation of pre–Silk Road Eurasian empires was driven partly by the spread of northern Chinese broomcorn millet; nano­diamonds and meltglass at Abu Hureyra point to a cosmic impact at the onset of the Younger Dryas; the collapse of Harappan society coincided with the loss of the Ghaggar River’s perenniality and the onset of the Meghalayan Stage; the breakdown of Easter Island society and the cessation of megalithic statue-building postdated European contact; and epigraphic evidence suggested a descent into total war during the Terminal Classic era of Mayan civilization.

[Findings]

A 46,000-year-old bird recovered from the Siberian permafrost was determined to be a female horned lark.

[Findings]

The tail of an unidentified herbivorous dinosaur in Alberta was found to contain a type of histiocytic tumor that primarily affects young children.

[Findings]

The exoplanet NGTS-10b was found to have a year lasting eighteen Earth hours and to be at risk of falling into its star.

[Findings]

Astronomers recorded, in the Ophiuchus galaxy cluster, the largest known post–Big Bang explosion, which lasted several hundred million years and created a void of fifteen galactic widths in the plasma around the cluster’s central black hole. “People were skeptical because of the size of the outburst,” said one of the scientists. “We don’t know why it’s so big.”

[Findings]

A spineless hedgehog in Fishcross regrew its spines and was released into the wild, and officials blamed the deaths of British black bees at Wisbech Castle on “morons.” 

[Findings]

A soggy Suffolk owl found in a ditch was diagnosed as too fat to fly.

[Findings]

Mount Vesuvius turned a Herculaneum man’s brain to glass, according to archaeologists, who also revived the voice of a priest from the reign of Ramesses XI and determined that a mummy in the Ulster Museum had been stabbed in the back.

[Findings]

Crystallized mud-wasp nests were used to revise the age of Aboriginal rock art, and a sheep hunters’ encampment was discovered in Nachcharini Cave.

[Findings]

India’s Supreme Court approved the importation of Namibian cheetahs.

[Findings]

Researchers who wear orange catch more anoles, and Australia began culling thousands of camels with helicopter snipers.

[Findings]

Sheep compensate well for lameness.

[Findings]

Southern white rhinos are threatened by inbreeding.

[Findings]

Veterinarians developed an ultrasound schedule for pregnant dolphins, and marine biologists discovered four new species of walking sharks and found that gray seals clap at each other to communicate underwater.

[Findings]

Cetaceans are least likely among mammals to dream profoundly.

[Findings]

African penguins were found to be the first non-primates whose speech exhibits both the Menzerath–­Altmann Law and Zipf’s Law of Brevity.

[Findings]

The asteroid strike at Yarrabubba may have ended Snowball Earth.

[Findings]

Ocean currents are speeding up.

[Findings]

Scientists looked forward to studying the flow of Antarctic bottom water from the Weddell Sea into the Scotia Sea.

[Findings]

Climate change will not encourage sugar maples to move northward, but it will drive Americans from the coasts toward Las Vegas.

[Findings]

Rising climate skepticism among Republicans in recent decades was attributed to backlash against Democratic elites.

[Findings]

Automation of the labor force may lead humans to overcome their differences, and researchers seeking to use personal voice-assistance to detect dementia among their users were awarded a $12 million grant.

[Findings]

Sugar ants will mine dried urine from sand.

[Findings]

The axolotl’s unusually large genome may be useful for something.

[Findings]

The world’s oldest bamboo fossil turned out to be a conifer.

[Findings]

Rumors seem more truthful when sourced to a friend of a friend.

[Findings]

Adolescent Dutch boys who instrumentalize sex are highly likely to nonconsensually forward sexts they receive from strangers.

[Findings]

A review of 250,000 pieces of erotica published between 2000 and 2016 found no significant increase in “transgressive” content, Saudi Arabians do not linger on porn websites, and neuroscientists reported that forceful, prosaic self-squeezing of the penile shaft more closely evokes the neurological signature of erotic touch than does gentle, prosaic self-squeezing of the glans.

[Findings]

Heterosexual women and men rated the erogeneity and appropriateness of having digital avatars of themselves touched by virtual men or women.

[Findings]

Straight women who can see and those who are blind care equally about dating good-looking men, though blind women place more importance on their partners having pleasant voices and odors.

[Findings]

Taiwanese men increase their odds of getting married in a given year by 3.92 percent for every 10 percent increase in the value of their real estate.

[Findings]

Red-haired or freckled women in high-UV latitudes have lower mortality risks, light-skinned sex workers in Mexico command higher rates, Brazilian men who self-identify as black are slightly happier with their penis size than those who self-identify as white, and a survey of forty countries found Colombian women to be more than five times as happy with their breast size as Japanese women.

[Findings]

Japanese macaques were recolonizing the abandoned zone around Fukushima.

[Findings]

Mantled howler monkeys howl for longer in the resource-rich interiors of forests than in areas impacted by human activity.

[Findings]

Baboons’ clear articulation of proto-vowels led scientists to conclude that speech could have begun developing twenty million years earlier than was previously thought.

[Findings]

Female Chinese university students who shift their vocal pitch up are perceived as more attractive, whereas male counterparts who shift their pitch down become less attractive.

[Findings]

Women, but not men, experience better orgasms with worse socioeconomic circumstances.

[Findings]

Sexually exploitable men are less attractive to straight women than sexually exploitable women are to straight men.

[Findings]

A study in Organizational Behavior and Human Decision Processes reported the stress-relieving effects of “enjoyed flirtation” in the workplace.

[Findings]

Patients from the McLean Hospital Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Institute who each had one of their real hands and a rubber hand stroked synchronously by Harvard doctors who then dabbed fake feces on the rubber hand before returning to stroking both hands displayed nearly twice as much facial disgust as patients whose real and rubber hands were stroked asynchronously.

[Findings]

Liberals are likelier than conservatives to experience caring emotions in their chests, whereas conservatives are likelier to experience them in their faces.

[Findings]

Italic fonts were rated more liberal than boldface ones, and a feeling of vulnerability to disease was found to predict political conservatism.

[Findings]

Military interrogators at the end of Word War II were found to have improperly disregarded Nazis’ claims of having invented a form of DDT much safer for mammals.

[Findings]

European zoologists urged the preservation of tree cavities to accommodate honeybees, and a reward remained on offer for information leading to the poisoner of seven million Florida bees.

[Findings]

Illuminating bat caves disturbs bats.

[Findings]

The sounds of underwater pile-driving elicit signs of both alarm and habituation in longfin squid, and the medium-term stress level of fish can be determined by plucking their scales and testing for cortisol.

[Findings]

In Australia, hypersaline effluent at the Sydney Desalination Plant was found to have increased the local population of one-spot puller.

[Findings]

Fish farmers freed a bald eagle from an octopus.

[Findings]

Established brands are resilient against fake news, which was also found to implant false memories.

[Findings]

In the past two hundred years, American men have cooled by a temperature of 1º F.

[Findings]

The last remaining Pacific glaciers between the Himalayas and the Andes were expected to melt in the coming decade.

[Findings]

Megadroughts encouraged farmers to clear and cultivate Andean cloud forests.

[Findings]

Runologists determined that the nine riddles of the Rök stone bespeak Vikings’ fear of another Fimbulwinter, and a star-shaped magnetic anomaly resulting from an ancient lightning strike was discovered at the Calanais Standing Stones’ Airigh na Beinne Bige.

[Findings]

In a gold-lined tomb next to that of the Griffin Warrior, archaeologists found a gold pendant of the Egyptian goddess Hathor.

[Findings]

The earliest known use of lead-tin-yellow pigment predating 1300 ad was found in sixth-century bc limestone reliefs, which also contain Egyptian blue, from the Palace of Apries.

[Findings]

Eighty-five-hundred-year-old human tooth pendants were found at Catalhöyük.

[Findings]

The collapse of Norse colonies in Greenland was blamed on walrus depletion that in turn arose from falling wholesale prices for walrus ivory.

[Findings]

Jimi Hendrix was cleared of responsibility for the proliferation of London’s non-native parakeet population, whereas humans were found solely responsible for the extinction of the United States’ only native parrot.

[Findings]

Cocaine is ubiquitous, and ketamine widespread, among Suffolk river shrimp.

[Findings]

Astronomers reported a Marsquake and a Great Dark Spot moving westward across Neptune.

[Findings]

Changes in human and animal urine at As?kl? Höyük track the transition from hunting to herding eleven millennia ago.

[Findings]

The Yukon is the warmest it has been in fourteen millennia.

[Findings]

The Norwegian Directorate of Fisheries intercepted a trained beluga whale suspected of working for the Russian military. After the whale retrieved an iPhone that fell from a woman’s pocket into the sea, officials proposed sending it to a sanctuary in Iceland.

[Findings]

An Australian study of 400 years of coral records found that El Niños have been getting stronger, a study of 3,000 years of shell deposits at the bottom of Lake Nakaumi revealed a history of monsoon failures, and archaeologists identified the species of shellfish foraged by ancient children on St. Thomas.

[Findings]

A new NASA satellite, made with leftover parts from an old NASA satellite, will map Earth’s carbon sinks.

[Findings]

Carbon remediation will require the restoration of natural forests rather than the expansion of tree plantations.

[Findings]

Building materials are being manufactured from Londoners’ feces.

[Findings]

Oxford researchers attempted to determine how long it will take for the dead to outnumber the living on Facebook.

[Findings]

Among a million species now threatened with extinction, marine species are disappearing at twice the rate of terrestrial species, and British hedgehogs are in decline, possibly owing to a loss of hedges.

[Findings]

High levels of bomb carbon from nuclear testing were found in the tissues of amphipods living in the hadal zone.

[Findings]

Crusader DNA has mostly vanished from Lebanon.

[Findings]

Quebecois data provides evidence of a broader trend in human evolution toward lower fertility in the two centuries preceding the Industrial Revolution.

[Findings]

A physically stressed juvenile macaque who died 4,500 years ago was unearthed in an Iranian grave of a type usually used for human infants; earrings adorn guinea pigs sacrificed during the construction of Incan buildings; and gold, turquoise, and a baby llama found in Lake Titicaca were interpreted to be ritual emblems expressing the Tiwanaku Empire’s desire to consolidate influence in the late tenth century.

[Findings]

The Brazilian state of Acre was experimenting with the distribution of carbon-offset assets through labor rights rather than land rights.

[Findings]

The first Scot in space returned to the Highlands.

[Findings]

An international team of scientists proposed that China could switch to carbon-negative electricity production through the use of coal; the United Kingdom, where 70 percent of asthma inhalers produce high levels of CO2 emissions, could achieve carbon neutrality by 2050 at a cost of 1 to 2 percent of its GDP; and India could make significant progress toward its air-quality targets if households stopped burning dung.

[Findings]

Defaunation from hunting significantly reduces the carbon-storage capacity of forests, while de­forestation and poor land management are depleting the carbon-storage capacity of soil.

[Findings]

Bacteria may produce additional CO2 as a result of ocean warming, which may itself contribute to blindness among octopuses, and a warming atmosphere may cause widespread damage to both insect and mammal sperm.

[Findings]

The melt rate of old permafrost can be measured by radiocarbon dating the waters of Arctic rivers, and permafrost thaw was found to be not only releasing CO2 and methane but also damaging infrastructure and altering landscapes.

[Findings]

Despair was rising among the youngest cohort of Generation X, and baby boomers were being blinded by shingles. 

[Findings]

Declassified U-2 spy imagery revealeda the Middle East’s ancient irrigation canals and hunting traps, as well as the villages of Marsh Arabs destroyed by the proliferation of hydroelectric dams.

[Findings]

The discovery of new fossils, of comma shrimp species and of the long-extinct Callichimaera perplexa, forced evolutionary biologists to redefine the crab.

[Findings]

A billion years ago and a billion light-years away in the galaxy ­PG211+143, matter was observed falling into a black hole at 30 percent the speed of light.

[Findings]

Astrophysicists pointed out that many advanced alien civilizations may have been killed off by climate change.

[Findings]

Warming seas were making coral reefs larger but more porous, and were making farmerfish more aggressive in defending their reefs from corallivores.

Microfiche Cover: Kabul, Afghanistan, 2006 (detail) © Paolo Pellegrin/Magnum Photos

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